GTKY: 20 questions for your SO!

[gdaniels77]

I just saw this on fb and figured a few of the D14 dads would probably provide us with some laugh-worthy answers, so why not?

Without any prompting, ask your SO these questions and write down exactly what he says:

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?

2. What makes her happy?

3. What makes her sad?

4. How does she make you laugh?

5. What do you think she was like as a child?

6. How old is she?

7. What's her favorite thing to do?

8. What does she do when you're not around?

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?

10. What is she really good at?

11. What is she not very good at?

12. What is her job?

13. What is her favorite food?

14. What makes you proud of her?

15. If she were a character, who would she be?

16. What do you and her do together?

17. How are you and her the same?

18. How are you and her different?

19. How do you know she loves you?

20. What does she like most about you?

[chicorojo]

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?
"stahhhhp Trev, God !"

2. What makes her happy?
A clean house

3. What makes her sad?
Stress

4. How does she make you laugh?
Pterodactyl noise.

5. What do you think she was like as a child?
Weird

6. How old is she?
27 (I'm 28)

7. What's her favorite thing to do?
Watch Doctor Who
8. What does she do when you're not around?
I dunno Red what's Sanchos name ? (har har har) jk... I suspect you do a lot of sitting around.

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?
Murder

10. What is she really good at?
*sly smile* you know...

11. What is she not very good at?
Being patient

12. What is her job?
Being a mom

13. What is her favorite food?
Thanksgiving food

14. What makes you proud of her?
Being an amazing mom

15. If she were a character, who would she be?
Hermione Granger

16. What do you and her do together?
What don't we do together

17. How are you and her the same?
We are both assholes

18. How are you and her different?
In every way except the asshole thing.

19. How do you know she loves you?
You haven't left me

20. What does she like most about you?
*sly smile* you know...

[gdaniels77]

(Preface)
Me: Babe, let me ask you some questions.
DH: WTF? Questions? You're so weird.
Me: Questions about me!
DH: *laughs* Oh great, here we go.

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?
I love you. Wait, let me think... Let me put my feet on you!

2. What makes her happy?
Sunny

3. What makes her sad?
Lost.

4. How does she make you laugh?
By saying things like "medicine pimp" and believing jackalopes were real.
(One time I forgot the word for drug dealer)

5. What do you think she was like as a child?
Very mischievous...

6. How old is she?
22?

7. What's her favorite thing to do?
I don't know... Browse facebook!
(Rude...)

8. What does she do when you're not around?
How the fuck am I supposed to know? Fold clothes, I don't know. Slack off? Browse facebook?

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?
Singing.

10. What is she really good at?
Being a good mom and wife.

11. What is she not very good at?
Cleaning... Sorry! Also not very good at saying no to your parents.

12. What is her job?
You're a bank teller as far as I know...

13. What is her favorite food?
Spaghetti! Spasagna!
(Not even true)

14. What makes you proud of her?
You being such a good mom. Wait wtf is this about, you fishing for compliments??

15. If she were a character, who would she be?
You ARE a character. (Me: No, for real.) Alright, Finn the human, that's exactly who you'd be.

16. What do you and her do together?
We act like fools... up in here, up in here!

17. How are you and her the same?
In a lot of ways. We're kind of rebellious, we both have a lot of the same religious (or anti) beliefs, we don't drink or do drugs, we have the same sense of humor, strong moral compass.

18. How are you and her different?
You're more detail-oriented than me.

19. How do you know she loves you?
Because she tells me!

20. What does she like most about you?
Why the fuck do you need this information? I guess my sense of humor or my ambition. Dunno. Tell me that's the last question please.

Dang that was like pulling teeth.

[nannygoat]

These are all awesome! Trying to imagine what my SO responses would be... Also, chicorojo I am curious what a pterodactyl voice sounds like.

[chicorojo]

nannygoat it's just like a pterodactyl scream. I do it all the time randomly. I'm just weird.

bunattack I swear I'm nice. I don't know why he said murder lol. I do have really bad road rage and Walmart rage though.

[gdaniels77]

Jun 9, 2015 20:51:22 GMT -5 bunattack said:

chicorojo the murder response makes me kind of relieved you didn't have time to meet up........ ;-)

@txaggie08 lol at "our private parts" and I feel you on the sleep. Also...what's with the murder thing with you and Chico?

mgk207 uh oh....he's on to your oreos consumption. Also, what are sticky buns. Whatever they are I want one. Also also, I like that you are neither the same nor different. Hmmm....

Lol I was wondering about the murder thing too... Are you two shadier/ragier than what we know?

ETA chicorojo just saw your defense

[frenchy816]

My DH is boring, he didn't make any fun comments while doing this...1 word answers all the way.

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you? 'Can you fill up my water?'

2. What makes her happy? Les miserbles (ummm...what?)

3. What makes her sad? My sister (not sad....angry!)

4. How does she make you laugh? When you act like a blonde.

5. What do you think she was like as a child? A complainer

6. How old is she? 32 (correct!)

7. What's her favorite thing to do? play with your computer (nope!)

8. What does she do when you're not around? sleep (well, pre-LO)

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for? Starting your own online French language school.

10. What is she really good at? school (that's what you think of?)

11. What is she not very good at? cleaning (true, that's why we pay someone to do it every other week)

12. What is her job? teacher

13. What is her favorite food? fried potatoes

14. What makes you proud of her? You're a good mom

15. If she were a character, who would she be? Penny from Big Bang theory

16. What do you and her do together? we drive around

17. How are you and her the same? We're not, we're complete opposites. (true, but I'm sure he could come up with something else)

18. How are you and her different? where do we start...you give the benefit of the doubt to everyone...except my sister. (well, she's evil)

19. How do you know she loves you? You cuddle up next to me in bed.

20. What does she like most about you? I'm a good cook. (he is...yum!)

[things]

Jun 9, 2015 18:38:42 GMT -5 gdaniels77 said:

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?
"You're not a 5.6." (back story: running joke that originates from his online dating profile where he mentioned levels of attractiveness. He always says he's a 5.6, and I get after him about it."


2. What makes her happy?
"An awesome movie trailer."


3. What makes her sad?
"When Stirling Bridges doesn't have one of your favorite dessert."


4. How does she make you laugh?
"Funny stuff... my behavior and How It Should Have Ended's Batman and Megatron videos."






5. What do you think she was like as a child?
"Similar to Grace (dd1), but a little less outgoing."

6. How old is she?
"You're 30."


7. What's her favorite thing to do?
"Eating chocolate and watching movies."


8. What does she do when you're not around?
"Party hard... take care of Ru and the kids."


9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?
"A best-selling author."


10. What is she really good at?
"Good at writing, arguing... you're good at obsessing and over-analyzing things."


11. What is she not very good at?
"Math."


12. What is her job?
"Messing with me."


13. What is her favorite food?
"Chocolate."


14. What makes you proud of her?
"You accomplish so much when you obsess and over-analyze everything... like your education, book writing, perfume-making, photography." 


15. If she were a character, who would she be?
"If you weren't so nice you could be a villain. You have the brain to be an awesome villain. I could totally imagine you divising ways to destroy people."


16. What do you and her do together?
"Watch movies and TV shows, talk about movies and shows, watch funny YouTube stuff, talk about religion and current events, talk about a lot of differentt things."


17. How are you and her the same?
"We think the same way."


18. How are you and her different?
"I don't like to cook at all, but you like to sometimes."


19. How do you know she loves you?
"The little things, like the messages, e-cards... when you tickle my neck, rub my face and head, and cuddle together."


20. What does she like most about you?
"You just married me for my body and looks."

[stampingqueen]

Jun 9, 2015 20:07:21 GMT -5 @txaggie08 said:

I like how there are 2 Hermione responses.

My husband calls me Hermione Granger all the time! Apparently I'm a know it all too...

[karebear2]

Jun 9, 2015 18:38:42 GMT -5 gdaniels77 said:

I just saw this on fb and figured a few of the D14 dads would probably provide us with some laugh-worthy answers, so why not?

Without any prompting, ask your SO these questions and write down exactly what he says:

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you? I don't know
Either do this... Or fix this...

2. What makes her happy? I don't know, what makes you happy?

3. What makes her sad? Me

4. How does she make you laugh? You're weird like me

5. What do you think she was like as a child? Idk, young?

6. How old is she? Let's see how many months since your birthday? 33

7. What's her favorite thing to do? Be on her iPad

8. What does she do when you're not around? Online shopping

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for? Actress

10. What is she really good at? Everything

11. What is she not very good at? Everything

12. What is her job? Mom

13. What is her favorite food? Sandwiches

14. What makes you proud of her? Everything she does

15. If she were a character, who would she be? Smurfette

16. What do you and her do together? Watch tv, sleep

17. How are you and her the same? We're both stubborn

18. How are you and her different? You're more boring... Errr responsible

19. How do you know she loves you? I just know

20. What does she like most about you?

I don't know, what do you like about me?

[fergie17]

Me: I have some questions for you!
DH: oh? Okay....(sounding nervous)
Me: they're from the boards and they are about me
DH: oh boy. This won't be terrible.
1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you? Don't do that!

2. What makes her happy? When I don't do that

3. What makes her sad? When I do that.

4. How does she make you laugh? (Laughs) when you realize you're being silly without knowing it

5. What do you think she was like as a child? Imaginative and opinionated. I don't mean that in a negative way!

6. How old is she? 3.....3?

7. What's her favorite thing to do? Spend time with family

8. What does she do when you're not around? I don't know I'm not around. Is that a smart ass answer?

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for? Uncovering a crazy secret history of someone (I do genealogy)

10. What is she really good at? Thinking critically

11. What is she not very good at? Not worrying

12. What is her job? To be awesome

13. What is her favorite food? Steak (lol we are vegetarians) hmmm I don't know. I'm a terrible husband

14. What makes you proud of her? Do I have to pick one thing?

15. If she were a character, who would she be? You already are a character! Maybe herminione!

16. What do you and her do together? Take care of LO

17. How are you and her the same? Lot of the same values

18. How are you and her different? I'm extrovert and you're an introvert

19. How do you know she loves you? Because you take care of me

20. What does she like most about you?my beard duh

[gdaniels77]

This morning-
DH: What was that survey thing last night for?
Me: D14.
DH: Oh shit, your mom ladies??
Me: Um, yeah... My "mom ladies."
DH: Dammit! Let me have a re-do so I can make it better for you!

I did not take him up on this offer because he was either going to try to embarrass me big time or make up some cheesy answers to impress you guys.

[a&c]

These are so great!

Let me just preface this by saying this was super entertaining. I don't know why, but he got a little bit flustered at first and wasn't his articulate self. Then after we were done he kept thinking of the answers he wanted to say, hah!

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?
What is something you always say to me!? Me: Uh huh.
Like a phrase or just like... w-what is this for? Me: Its just for fun.
Ok. This is just a random thing, it's not like a super serious, has to be like-
Me: No, no.
Is it like... it's just for fun?
Me: Yeah.
(whispers to himself) Something you always say to me. Huh... ... ...
Me: Our child is not gonna be not-crying for long (excellent English, I know)
I know. These are hard!
Me: (laughing) These are hard? Babe, this is the first
..."Ugh, not again." Wait no! "Ugh, I SEE your muscles!"

2. What makes her happy?
Farting on me.

3. What makes her sad?
Ummmm...What makes you sad. Ummmm... ... ... When I say mean things to you. (Referring to the 3 times in our marriage when he's purposely said something to bother me. And I'm pretty sure I was being a jerk every time.)

4. How does she make you laugh?
By saying things that I don't quite understand and I think they're funnier than they actually are. (It's true. He doesn't hear me right, but what he does hear is almost always funnier than what I actually said was)

5. What do you think she was like as a child?
Ornery and cheeky. And too cute for your own good.

6. How old is she?
29

7. What's her favorite thing to do?
Play rugby

8. What does she do when you're not around? Celebrate! What do you do... you take care of baby!

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?
Become famous. For being... that's a hard one! It's either sports or like being... like doing something really good. Like humanitarian stuff.

10. What is she really good at?
Uh, lots of things. What do I wanna say... Oh! Mechanical stuff! Mechanical aptitude.

11. What is she not very good at?
*laughs* What are you not good at? ...
Me: I'm not gonna get angry at you or anything.
I know, I just don't wanna say the same things over and over again. That's boring.
Kissing me spontaneously.

12. What is her job?
Being a good mom.

13. What is her favorite food?
Baked chicken and baked potato. Not baked chicken. Chicken and baked potato.

14. What makes you proud of her?
Any time I see other couples and I realize I'm married to you, makes me proud of you. Being married to YOU.

15. If she were a character, who would she be?
*laughs* A character. I first thought of dark wing duck but I don't know why I thought that.
Me: You thought what!?
Dark wing duck *we both laugh* Umm, I dunno. Probably... Leonardo, the teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Me: Leonardo!? Why Leonardo?
I dunno, cuz that's the coolest one.
Me: What!? Michaelangelo is the coolest one! I thought Michaelangelo but you seem like he's too uh, like-
Me: Party? Party dude.
Yeah. Leonardo is a bit more serious but friggin awesome.
Me: Oh. Ok

16. What do you and her do together? We play. And we laugh. And we raise that crying child. *more laughter*

17. How are you and her the same?
Umm, too many ways to list! We both like sports. We both don't like coffee. We have the same birthday. Those are boring answers though... We both love life!

18. How are you and her different?
I care more about physical things than you do. (referring to appearance, possessions)

19. How do you know she loves you?
I'm not sure *more laughter*. This is news to me! How do I knooow you love me... Cuz you put up with me

20. What does she like most about you?
Is this PG? Um, you like that I'm not boring.

[karebear2]

Jun 10, 2015 8:25:18 GMT -5 @txaggie08 said:

karebear2 I like how you are both good at everything and not good at everything at the same time.

I guess I'm weird like that???

[stampingqueen]

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you? Pick up after yourself.

2. What makes her happy? All things purple.

3. What makes her sad? All sorts of things.Idk what you want me to pick. Those abused animal commercials.

4. How does she make you laugh? Tickle Me

5. What do you think she was like as a child? Hermione Granger

6. How old is she? 29

7. What's her favorite thing to do? Watch Tv

8. What does she do when you're not around? Spend my money

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for? Hmmmm. Ummm. Internet meme

10. What is she really good at? Everything

11. What is she not very good at? Taking a nap. Sleeping. Resting. Standing still

12. What is her job? HR/activities director

13. What is her favorite food? Cake

14. What makes you proud of her? Pretty much everything

15. If she were a character, who would she be? What kind of character?

16. What do you and her do together? Watch TV? (said very slowly and with a question)

17. How are you and her the same? Both nerds

18. How are you and her different? I'm more of a nerd than you. You have internal plumbing.

19. How do you know she loves you? You tell me.

20. What does she like most about you? I've never been able to figure that out.

[2jelplus1]

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?
Pause, giggles, "um what's the title of this survey? There's a lot of things you say to me...um...you always --- something negative. "

2. What makes her happy?
Planning travel.

3. What makes her sad?
Your (extremely restricted BF elimination) diet.

4. How does she make you laugh?
Singing and dancing (so sad for me)

5. What do you think she was like as a child?
Is there a word that means precocious but much stronger?

6. How old is she?
How old am I? (The proceeds to do math) You're thirty....two?

7. What's her favorite thing to do?
Travel or sunbathe, usually those two combined.

8. What does she do when you're not around?
Buy things on Amazon.

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?
Hotness. Is there a hot moms of Santa Monica?

10. What is she really good at?
Very long pause. Sex and deposing people in every day life, you know, pointed questions.
Me: don't you think it would be more accurate to say cross-examining people?
Him: that's what I meant.
(We're both lawyers by training)

11. What is she not very good at?
Remaining optimistic.

12. What is her job?
Baby-wrangle.

13. What is her favorite food?
Foie gras?
Me: you're close, c'mon you can do better than this.
Him: Beets, Taco Bell, is it the Mexican pizza!?!?

Me: All things I like, the right answer is truffles, but I would have accepted cheese or caviar accoutrements
Him: oh yeah, white truffles, they aren't a food, they are a garnish

14. What makes you proud of her?
How smart and hot you are, you're easy to show off in any situation

15. If she were a character, who would she be?
You. You kind of are a character.
Me: no really, a fictional character?
Him: Denaris (some GoT character he says), she is the mother of dragons and you wrangle our little monsters.
Him: is legally blonde a book? Then elle woods.

16. What do you and her do together?
Go for walks, we're pretty constrained by the baby.

17. How are you and her the same?
Longest pause yet...we're developing a a similar sense of humor, they are converging. We have the same goals and values. We both love our baby.

18. How are you and her different?
I have much broader tastes in movies and music than you do.

19. How do you know she loves you?
The way you say my name....most of the time. (Then proceeded to mock me calling him in my aggregated voice)...and the way you snuggle your little butt against me at night.

20. What does she like most about you?
My height. (He's not entirely incorrect).
Him: why do you like tall men? Your dad is short, your brother is short. (Wtf?!?!??)

Thanks for laughs ladies.

[a&c]

mgk207 agreed!!

[bdk0186]

1. What is something your wife/GF always says to you?
Seriously??!!

2. What makes her happy?
A hug

3. What makes her sad?
Arguing

4. How does she make you laugh?
Smiling...idk was a good question.

5. What do you think she was like as a child?
Nerdy

6. How old is she?
(Large awkward smile) 34

7. What's her favorite thing to do?
Visit w friends

8. What does she do when you're not around?
How would I know I'm not here
Me: you spy on me w house cameras
Dh: play on your phone.

9. If she were to become famous, what would it be for?
Saving animals

10. What is she really good at?
Socializing

11. What is she not very good at?
Picking up after myself.

12. What is her job?
Manager

13. What is her favorite food?
Gnocchi

14. What makes you proud of her?
That I'm good at my job.

15. If she were a character, who would she be?
Are we almost done? (Minutes worth of thinking) Zoe from who's that girl.

16. What do you and her do together?
Lounge around

17. How are you and her the same?
Both like animals

18. How are you and her different?
You like to go out and I like to stay in.

19. How do you know she loves you?
Because you miss me

20. What does she like most about you?
That I'm funny.

Surprised he answered it. The cleaning comment pissed me off though cuz he never cleans.