I Will Not Sleep Until I'm No Longer A N00B!

[victoria]

Amd yes... I'm making this its own thread because I still want you to ask me all the things in the other one and I was inspired to be a PW.

So, leave now of you do not want to see the contents of my sleep deprived brain.

[victoria]

I misspelled the first word in my PW post... FML...

[leysin97]

So how many posts do we need to not be a newb?

[victoria]

My ceiling lights have the little decorative piece in the center. It makes them look like boobs.

[victoria]

Jan 23, 2015 3:22:52 GMT -5 leysin97 said:

So how many posts do we need to not be a newb?

100!

[victoria]

My boobs would look better if they more closely resembled my ceiling lights.

[victoria]

Kinda makes you think about "deer in the headlights"... maybe they don't run because they think it's just boobs coming towards them.

And boobs are soft wonderful things.

[victoria]

I'm spending this whole thing talking about boobs... winning

[victoria]

If you spell boob backwards it also spells boob.

[victoria]

Ok I need to talk about something not boobs...

If you name your baby Carter and only buy clothes from Carters, do you ever need to write their name on the tag ro make sure everything comes home from daycare?

[victoria]

Ugh, MOAR MISSPELLINGS

[victoria]

Moar looks like roar... I carried a cat purse to school instead of a backpack for 3 years.

[victoria]

The guy I liked accidentally broke the handle so I punched him in the face.

[victoria]

Then he became my first boyfriend. He was tall and blonde.

[leysin97]

Jan 23, 2015 3:23:13 GMT -5 victoria said:

Jan 23, 2015 3:22:52 GMT -5 leysin97 said:

So how many posts do we need to not be a newb?

100!

Then for now I will be a newb forever! It's hard just trying to keep up with all the posts let alone post myself. Its my first week back to work though so I'm sure it'll get better.

[victoria]

Years later I ran into him at the local fair and he was a short, fat, brunette... weird

[ssfc2014]

I read the title of this post and thought it said "I will not sleep until I'm no longer a boob!" Yeah I'm tired.

[victoria]

Jan 23, 2015 3:32:01 GMT -5 leysin97 said:

Jan 23, 2015 3:23:13 GMT -5 victoria said:

100!

Then for now I will be a newb forever! It's hard just trying to keep up with all the posts let alone post myself. Its my first week back to work though so I'm sure it'll get better.

It'll go by fast - or you can make a post all to yourself and ramble on about nothing... bur that would be dumb.

Wait a minute...

[victoria]

Jan 23, 2015 3:34:06 GMT -5 ssfc2014 said:

I read the title of this post and thought it said "I will not sleep until I'm no longer a boob!" Yeah I'm tired.

Then you read further and realized it's all about boobs anyways.

[victoria]

I flew to London when I was 12 and the jet lag really got me. I sleep walked (slept walked?) out of my hotel room and got lost. I really needed to pee and came thisclose to peeing in the hallway because I couldn't find my room.

[victoria]

I also peed in my bed as a preteen because in my dream I was a psyborg from star trek and I was being forced to pee on the edge of a piece of printer paper. Woke up in a puddle.

[victoria]

I was later told of you pee in a dream you pee irl. So... what if you poo in a dream?

[victoria]

THIS IS MY 100TH POST!

NIGHT NIGHT NOTCHES!

[cocohkn]

Jan 23, 2015 3:41:01 GMT -5 victoria said:

THIS IS MY 100TH POST!

NIGHT NIGHT NOTCHES!

You made it!! Congrats. I stole your idea of going this

[victoria]

Jan 23, 2015 4:35:50 GMT -5 cocohkn said:

Jan 23, 2015 3:41:01 GMT -5 victoria said:

THIS IS MY 100TH POST!

NIGHT NIGHT NOTCHES!

You made it!! Congrats. I stole your idea of going this

It wasn't my idea, it was... I think mountains were in the name... back to sleep so I can function better later.