MMB anyone?

[almachs0786]

(Monday Morning Bitch) for anyone new to forums.
Symptoms that you're already tired of? Someone pissing you off? Did today just not start well for some reason? Need to bitch just because?

All your bitch-worthy stuff goes here!

[almachs0786]

I'm trying to enjoy my 20 minutes before I have to start work and eat my breakfast in peace. Apparently everyone I work with is 100% awake and peppy first thing Monday morning. So much mindless chatter going on right now. Stink eyes for everyone.

[OrganicRosemary]

My (not so)DD thought 415 was a great time to wake up. Yay molars. She finally went back to sleep about 6. The realtor is coming to our house tomorrow to look at it to list and it's nowhere near ready and I have noooooo energy or motivation. Wah. I also have to go grocery shopping because my family insists on eating 3x a day, every.freaking.day. At least my coffee tastes good still.

[adorebel]

Jul 13, 2015 7:27:01 GMT -5 OrganicRosemary said:

My (not so)DD thought 415 was a great time to wake up. Yay molars. She finally went back to sleep about 6. The realtor is coming to our house tomorrow to look at it to list and it's nowhere near ready and I have noooooo energy or motivation. Wah. I also have to go grocery shopping because my family insists on eating 3x a day, every.freaking.day. At least my coffee tastes good still.

[almachs0786]

SBB have you tried putting saltines next to your bed? I eat them if I wake up to use the bathroom at night and first thing in the AM before getting out of bed. It doesn't always work, but most of the time it helps.

[arbe]

Today was my first head in toilet morning, ugh.

[Deleted]

My 10 mo old STTN and I was up 2x to pee and 2x tossing and turning!

[noodles84]

I am starving but need to go to grocery store. My children are of course sleeping in and I am definitely not waking them up.

[peachesncream]

The pregnancy acne has begun. My face looks terrible.

It is 95 degrees outside but approximately 60 degrees in my office so I am wearing a fleece jacket.

The only thing that sounded good this morning was a blended cookies and cream from Caribou off the kids menu. I felt pretty dumb ordering it.

[nexttonormal]

My girls are watching "Hercules" for the 3rd morning in a row, and I've cried each time the song "I can go the distance" came on. I should probably try to get them outside, but the heat makes me want to yak.
I guess that's not really a bitch, unless you count the complaints about the hormones and heat. Or the fact I've watched Hercules 3 days in a row...

[peachesncream]

Jul 13, 2015 8:12:03 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

My girls are watching "Hercules" for the 3rd morning in a row, and I've cried each time the song "I can go the distance" came on. I should probably try to get them outside, but the heat makes me want to yak.
I guess that's not really a bitch, unless you count the complaints about the hormones and heat. Or the fact I've watched Hercules 3 days in a row...

DD watched a lot of True Blood with me yesterday.  She also watched her Baby Signing Time DVD 17 times.  I felt terrible about it but didn't know what else to do since it was gross outside.

[nexttonormal]

Jul 13, 2015 8:13:56 GMT -5 peachesncream said:

Jul 13, 2015 8:12:03 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

My girls are watching "Hercules" for the 3rd morning in a row, and I've cried each time the song "I can go the distance" came on. I should probably try to get them outside, but the heat makes me want to yak.
I guess that's not really a bitch, unless you count the complaints about the hormones and heat. Or the fact I've watched Hercules 3 days in a row...

DD watched a lot of True Blood with me yesterday.  She also watched her Baby Signing Time DVD 17 times.  I felt terrible about it but didn't know what else to do since it was gross outside.

I guess she will be really good at signing, right? And maybe my girls will be wicked smart in Greek mythology haha.

[jewel441]

My work changed the way they do expenses with 0 warning, and now it takes so much longer to get paid back. Grr. Also I just don't want to work right now.

[adorebel]

It's official. I now have to get up and pee at 4am every night. Damnit.

[sdchick]

Jul 13, 2015 7:16:29 GMT -5 @sluttybigb00bz said:

Tree cutter was at our house at the crack of dawn. So I've been awake for a while but feel like hell.

I'm definitely going to be late for work because I feel so sick. DH brought me half a bagel. I safely ate bagels the last 2 days but I can't look at this one.

I just don't know how I will make it through the next 2 months with work.

I might work from home but I think I have to go to the bank and get cash for the tree cutter.

Hugs!  That's all I got for you, SBBs.  I'm so sorry to hear you're not feeling well.

[LadyNymeria]

Well this is not good...I've eaten oatmeal for breakfast every weekday for years and I'm having a really hard time eating it today. Each bite it almost making me gag. It's going to suck if this turns into a food aversion. PLEASE just be temporary!!!

[sdchick]

Jul 13, 2015 8:13:56 GMT -5 peachesncream said:

Jul 13, 2015 8:12:03 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

My girls are watching "Hercules" for the 3rd morning in a row, and I've cried each time the song "I can go the distance" came on. I should probably try to get them outside, but the heat makes me want to yak.
I guess that's not really a bitch, unless you count the complaints about the hormones and heat. Or the fact I've watched Hercules 3 days in a row...

DD watched a lot of True Blood with me yesterday.  She also watched her Baby Signing Time DVD 17 times.  I felt terrible about it but didn't know what else to do since it was gross outside.

Please say it's not that signing time with Alex and Leah thing?  Those videos grate on my nerves...ds learns a lot but for some reason I want to throat punch the chick.

[peachesncream]

Jul 13, 2015 9:08:07 GMT -5 sdchick said:

Jul 13, 2015 8:13:56 GMT -5 peachesncream said:

DD watched a lot of True Blood with me yesterday.  She also watched her Baby Signing Time DVD 17 times.  I felt terrible about it but didn't know what else to do since it was gross outside.

Please say it's not that signing time with Alex and Leah thing?  Those videos grate on my nerves...ds learns a lot but for some reason I want to throat punch the chick.

Bahaha Rachel is the main one and then there's Alex and Leah and Hopkins I think.  They are SUPER annoying but DD already knows a bunch of signs so they work!  I bought them at a garage sale and they came with the audio CDs but I haven't hated my life enough to play those yet.

[sdchick]

Jul 13, 2015 9:10:16 GMT -5 peachesncream said:

Jul 13, 2015 9:08:07 GMT -5 sdchick said:

Please say it's not that signing time with Alex and Leah thing?  Those videos grate on my nerves...ds learns a lot but for some reason I want to throat punch the chick.

Bahaha Rachel is the main one and then there's Alex and Leah and Hopkins I think.  They are SUPER annoying but DD already knows a bunch of signs so they work!  I bought them at a garage sale and they came with the audio CDs but I haven't hated my life enough to play those yet.

So it's not just me then?  I took ASL in hs/college and while I'm not "fluent", I know enough to converse.  MH got the videos for DS and they both have learned a lot, but I literally cannot STAND them. 

[rachelilly23]

I'm trying to start off with being fit this pregnancy and am continuing to go to the gym. I went to my favorite step class this morning, and I got called out after 15 minutes because DS2 was being a monster. I'm farking pissed. I came home and walked on the treadmill while tv babysat my kids.

[peachesncream]

Thanks to pregnancy brain (or at least that's what I'm scapegoating) I forgot to book boarding for our dog for our vacation next week. Now I am scrambling and everything is full. I am not sure how I would fit him and everything else in our car to take him along if we need to!

[rachelilly23]

Jul 13, 2015 12:32:15 GMT -5 peachesncream said:

Thanks to pregnancy brain (or at least that's what I'm scapegoating) I forgot to book boarding for our dog for our vacation next week. Now I am scrambling and everything is full. I am not sure how I would fit him and everything else in our car to take him along if we need to!

Find a dogsitter on care.com or sittercity.com! We've had great luck using those for babysitters and there are many pet sitter options too

[almachs0786]

My OB appt just got moved from next week to Aug 4th!! The office just called me and said they forgot that his PA is OOT next week so he (doc) is basically double booked. I guess it's ok since I work with him and bug him at work daily, but I wanted to hear a heart beat!! Now I'm going to be stressed out for another two weeks more!

[rnmommy]

It's Signing Time with Alex and Leah, come and play!

Sorry. On to my bitch. After dropping off the 13 year old at her painting class this morning I dragged the 3 year old and 19 month old with me to the lab to have my first beta drawn. The doctor ordered two last week because I haven't had a period since my loss in May. (*Possible trigger* Turns out I'm glad she did because I've been spotting since Saturday and I'm scared shitless.) So at the lab you take a number and then they call your number and you register, then have your lab junk done. They were on number 74 when I walked in. They had only one girl registering people. I pulled number 90. Thankfully they got some more people in there to help and I only had to wait about 20 minutes but I was desperately searching for snacks and entertainment in the diaper bag. The dude next to me reeked of pipe tobacco (a smell I loathe anyway) and my super sniffer kept smelling it. I was secretly hoping someone would give me their number but nobody did. They skipped from 87 to 90 and only one person got up and said they'd been forgotten. Some single dude eventually stood up behind me and I know he had a number in the 80s but I didn't ask him if he wanted to go first because I wanted to get my kids the hell out of there. The best part? I get to do it all again on Wednesday! Maybe I'll ask my husband if he can stay home with the littles.

[zombiesquad]

This is afternoon bitch, but I would just like to say that the smell of burnt popcorn a coworker just popped is not agreeing with my senses at all. Bleh.

And I love popcorn.

[jewel441]

Well I am officially calling it. I cannot eat chocolate.

[calgal]

I don't know if I went too long without eating or what but I suddenly felt like shit tonight. Now nothing sounds good. It's too early to feel this crappy!