OH HAAIIIIII
Jul 28, 2015 17:23:06 GMT -5
Post by adorebel on Jul 28, 2015 17:23:06 GMT -5
Hi guys!
I got a couple tags/messages this week when I went MIA. Thanks for missing me! I feel loved.
I am, in fact, alive and well. I was across the country at a bachelorette party for a very dear friend. I got to see her sister and cousins and another old friend, whom I love, and I had a great time with the bride, who was very glad I came out to celebrate.
HOWEVER. Some of the other girls I hadn't met before were level-10 partiers, and in case you were wondering, being dead sober at a 3-day gettin-shitfaced-extravaganza is not that fun!
Things I did this week:
- Cooked breakfast for a lot of hung-over girls
- Fell asleep on a velvet couch inside a nightclub
- Threw up my dinner at a nice Italian restaurant (thanks, MS)
- Danced stone-cold sober on the pole inside a party bus
- Went on a 3-stop wine tasting in 100 degree heat, secretly dying of boredom inside (I took a couple sips, but still boring)
- Tried to laugh along as things became "so funny" to drunk people that were not actually funny
- Drove someone to the ER at 2am when when she busted her head open on a table trying to jump through a spinning hula hoop (yes, you read that correctly)
All in all, it was fun, but also... not that fun, haha. I had a long red-eye both ways as well, so I'm pretty tired! Glad to be home eating a big healthy salad and watching the Bachelorette a day late with MH tonight!
And of course glad to be back in the loop around these parts with all of you. How are you?
xx
I got a couple tags/messages this week when I went MIA. Thanks for missing me! I feel loved.
I am, in fact, alive and well. I was across the country at a bachelorette party for a very dear friend. I got to see her sister and cousins and another old friend, whom I love, and I had a great time with the bride, who was very glad I came out to celebrate.
HOWEVER. Some of the other girls I hadn't met before were level-10 partiers, and in case you were wondering, being dead sober at a 3-day gettin-shitfaced-extravaganza is not that fun!
Things I did this week:
- Cooked breakfast for a lot of hung-over girls
- Fell asleep on a velvet couch inside a nightclub
- Threw up my dinner at a nice Italian restaurant (thanks, MS)
- Danced stone-cold sober on the pole inside a party bus
- Went on a 3-stop wine tasting in 100 degree heat, secretly dying of boredom inside (I took a couple sips, but still boring)
- Tried to laugh along as things became "so funny" to drunk people that were not actually funny
- Drove someone to the ER at 2am when when she busted her head open on a table trying to jump through a spinning hula hoop (yes, you read that correctly)
All in all, it was fun, but also... not that fun, haha. I had a long red-eye both ways as well, so I'm pretty tired! Glad to be home eating a big healthy salad and watching the Bachelorette a day late with MH tonight!
And of course glad to be back in the loop around these parts with all of you. How are you?
xx
