Anyone want a male sex doll? Link in post is NSFW.

[Emmentaler]

I'm not clicking on it coz -work- but I got a male blow up doll for my birthday one year from a bunch of friends.

Jerks.

Note: I never used it and it was tossed. I was more pissed off of the waste of money because it wasn't cheap.

[Deleted]

DNW 11 in. penis

[theseaword]

I suspect the market for these isn't ladies.

[angelahayes]

Um, ouch. Definitely DNW 11 inches.

[Emmentaler]

Ok, definitely DNW a life size Ken doll with ginormous penis. Blow up dude was bad enough.

[bullybutt]

Did anyone ever watch Nip/Tuck when they had that life size doll of Kimber? Creepy as fuck.

[SlednecksMomma]

Yikes.

[SlednecksMomma]

His neck stitches freak me out

[Deleted]

His penis is way too big.





Never thought I'd say it.

[goldenbird]

Holy shit! DNW. the penis is ridiculous. And yeah, still don't want.

[Deleted]

Srsly, that penis would reach my tits if possible. Like from the inside. Ew.

[mischief]

Thats frightening.

[mischief]

DNW a dick that starts in my vagina and ends in my tonsils.

[Emmentaler]

Ok - saw the pic. So wrong on so many levels.

[chickie]

This was my favorite part:

"The range of motion is designed to mimic normal human motion not contortionist abilities. If the manikin is resisting a position, do not force it."

[woodwork]

No, no, no. Yet fascinating.

[Deleted]

My Eye was drawn to the necklace as well or stitches. I think it's a necklace

[akafred]

Jul 31, 2015 16:29:55 GMT -5 pistolpackinmomma said:

Also, am I the only one that thinks that face is way too young for sex? It looks like a 14 year old boy!

*yes I know 14 year olds have sex*

I think it's the complete lack of body hair. Not even having leg hair weirds me out.

Also, that dick is crazy big. But drop 2 or 3 inches and it would have a certain appeal.

[Emmentaler]

I was honestly surprised this didn't get more traffic but I'm sure the NSFW alert scared people off.

It did me (till I could get on my home 'outer).

[Emmentaler]

Or it could have been that ginormous penis and weird into the distance gaze.

[mischief]

YOU PRUDES!!!!!

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Aug 1, 2015 9:05:43 GMT -5 pistolpackinmomma said:

Aug 1, 2015 6:04:12 GMT -5 @surelycantbesrs said:

So this would be one more thing to rush to hide whenever my parents come unannounced. I can almost hear the doorbell repeatedly ringing while I'm trying to shove a heavy, creepily fake person in the closet.

hmmm my parents have no concept of knocking. My mom just walks right in and will walk back the ball to find me. This could be not good. How do you explain you're fucking a my size Ken?? And where would you store it when not in use? DNW creepy Ken sitting in the corner watching me sleep.

This is not for people who regularly have any interaction with humans.