CONFESS.

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Let's hear it, ladies.

[peachesncream]

In my office there are about 4 women including me. Well the two times this week I've pooped at work I manage to be in the bathroom at the same time as my very pregnant coworker. I wanted to apologize but felt too awkward!! When you gotta go, you gotta go.

[katespade]

1. My husband's breath about killed me today. No one else would notice except my super sniffer nose right now, considering he brushed his teeth, used listerine and was chewing gum. I felt bad being like DUDE YOU SMELL SO BAAAAAAAAD but it was not getting out of my nose.

2. I have been listening to Christmas music to feel better. It is still August.

[blackbird]

So the thread about 'what people have said to you pg' reminded me....H told his mom we were pg almost 2wks ago. She hasn't called, text, or contacted me in any way to say congrats,etc.

The woman never ceases to amaze me.

[blackbird]

Aug 14, 2015 9:42:23 GMT -5 katespade said:

1. My husband's breath about killed me today. No one else would notice except my super sniffer nose right now, considering he brushed his teeth, used listerine and was chewing gum. I felt bad being like DUDE YOU SMELL SO BAAAAAAAAD but it was not getting out of my nose.

2. I have been listening to Christmas music to feel better. It is still August.

I don't have a sense of smell (never have) so I have been curious if the 'extra sensitive to smells' symptom would affect me at all. Like would I be able to actually notice smells now...so far nothing.

[awkwardturtle]

I still have tampons in my purse.

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Aug 14, 2015 10:01:14 GMT -5 awkwardturtle said:

I still have tampons in my purse.

ME TOO.

[katespade]

I bought a BJs sized box of tampons like a week before I got the BFP.

Great work.

[blackbird]

Aug 14, 2015 10:01:14 GMT -5 awkwardturtle said:

I still have tampons in my purse.

I have some in the console in my vehicle and a pad too (thanks PGAL brain).

[calgal]

I'm using the smell as a way to get DH to change poopy diapers right now. It's awesome.

[Deleted]

I had a super intense sex dream last night that I'm very seriously considering trying to turn into a romance novel.

[runningstitch]

I bought a bag of Doritos to take to my sister's get-together, then ate half of the bag while we were there.

[nexttonormal]

In the voice/words of Peter Griffin... "I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days, and no one has said a thing."

In truth, I've brushed twice in 3 days, with my kids' toothpaste. It's the closest I've come to puking and good lord I'm not letting that happen now after almost 12 weeks. Stanky breath for life.

[blackbird]

So I just had this super annoying customer come in and start griping cuz "her dog" (MY dog that used to come to work w me) wasn't there. He hasn't come with me in over 1.5yrs, and the lady bitches EVERY time she comes even after I've explainwd countless times why he doesn't come anymore.

I'm in a really testy mood so I just lied to her and said "he died & it's a really touchy subject that she keeps bringing it up." She just kinda stammered and didn't question anything else. If she wasn't so snide & bitchy everytime, i'd almost feel bad. But damn drop it already lady!

[nexttonormal]

Aug 14, 2015 10:01:14 GMT -5 awkwardturtle said:

I still have tampons in my purse.

My friend was up visiting when she got her period. I basically forced her to take the 2 boxes of tampons I had, poor thing was probably like, how the eff are these going to fit in my suitcase.

[AlphabetFish]

I drank almost all of my husband's orange sodas. Again.

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Aug 14, 2015 13:18:38 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

In the voice/words of Peter Griffin... "I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days, and no one has said a thing."

In truth, I've brushed twice in 3 days, with my kids' toothpaste. It's the closest I've come to puking and good lord I'm not letting that happen now after almost 12 weeks. Stanky breath for life.

I legit think that all the GO TO THE DENTIST recs you get when you are trying/first get pregnant are actually because you won't be able to thoroughly brush your teeth for a few months, not that baby is pulling nutrients and making them more prone to problems.

[nexttonormal]

Aug 14, 2015 13:46:05 GMT -5 @pugsandwine said:

Aug 14, 2015 13:18:38 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

In the voice/words of Peter Griffin... "I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days, and no one has said a thing."

In truth, I've brushed twice in 3 days, with my kids' toothpaste. It's the closest I've come to puking and good lord I'm not letting that happen now after almost 12 weeks. Stanky breath for life.

I legit think that all the GO TO THE DENTIST recs you get when you are trying/first get pregnant are actually because you won't be able to thoroughly brush your teeth for a few months, not that baby is pulling nutrients and making them more prone to problems.

Truth.

[ironmom]

I'm pretty sure I would murder someone right now for the nicotine under their fingernails. And I quit smoking 4 years ago.

[rachelilly23]

I ducktaped my 2 year old's diaper on. He will not keep his hands out of his pants and won't stop taking his pants and diaper off constantly. So I'm done...

(He's not ready to PT. He has some developmental delays. He just is really obsessed with playing with his junk.)

[arbe]

Every time I go away for a few days one of my kids gets sick. This time looks like DS is getting molars.... Cranky and in pain. I can help but chuckle "good luck hubby"

[xxkimmy8xx]

I'm currently sitting in the arbys parking lot scarfing down a classic arbys sandwich. #noshame