Epic Dump Stupidity? POST HERE

[abvintage]

One thread to unite them all!


Or, you know, in not nerd terms: This is where we post about the Dump now. Please use this going forward instead of starting a new thread.

[jordanelizabeth]

Yessssss

[elizabeth11]

Good idea!

[jennylynn6785]

[jgesi]

It's getting so bad over there that it's ALMOST not even fun to torment them anymore. But it's also so hard to let go. Sigh.... the struggle.

[carabassa]

I'm over it.

I mean, not saying others shouldn't enjoy watching it crash and burn. But last time I went there was maybe a week ago, and it was just so...dull.

[mosdub]

Jan 26, 2015 19:56:48 GMT -5 carabassa said:

I'm over it.

I mean, not saying others shouldn't enjoy watching it crash and burn. But last time I went there was maybe a week ago, and it was just so...dull.

I agree - I don't even see much that is "entertaining" anymore.  It's just boring.  

[sunshinelady15]

Real yawn fest..over it. Thank heavens, thought I wouldn't see the day lol.

[anaberry]

I retreated to my cave at work because of a migraine. Out of boredom, I checked out the dump. Alas, this was the first thing that jumped out at me :

"I'm 9 weeks and 3 days pregnant And I notice today a brown color discharge is this normal???"

Serves me right for being curious. I'm probably cured of dump ignoramus ness for another two months.

[wildermom]

Jan 28, 2015 8:08:06 GMT -5 anaberry said:

I retreated to my cave at work because of a migraine. Out of boredom, I checked out the dump. Alas, this was the first thing that jumped out at me :

"I'm 9 weeks and 3 days pregnant And I notice today a brown color discharge is this normal???"

Serves me right for being curious. I'm probably cured of dump ignoramus ness for another two months.

With her own name in the subject line. Siiiiigh.

[Deleted]

Jan 28, 2015 8:18:10 GMT -5 wildermom said:

Jan 28, 2015 8:08:06 GMT -5 anaberry said:

I retreated to my cave at work because of a migraine. Out of boredom, I checked out the dump. Alas, this was the first thing that jumped out at me :

"I'm 9 weeks and 3 days pregnant And I notice today a brown color discharge is this normal???"

Serves me right for being curious. I'm probably cured of dump ignoramus ness for another two months.

With her own name in the subject line. Siiiiigh.

I was just going to say that. After reading this thread I had to go over "there" to see what was going on. It's sooo boring. And so sad.

[notelsie]

I was half hoping that this was some sort of poop check-in.



Ok.. maybe more than half hoping

[svenskalamb13]

Jan 28, 2015 9:45:40 GMT -5 notelsie said:

I was half hoping that this was some sort of poop check-in.



Ok.. maybe more than half hoping

Theres probably not a lot going on in that department. Just a lot of hopeful thinking.

[thesportsgal]

There's not even anything for me to make fun of right now. WTF? Come on, people!

[kcebeling]

Jan 28, 2015 9:45:40 GMT -5 notelsie said:

I was half hoping that this was some sort of poop check-in.



Ok.. maybe more than half hoping

Do you dare me to start one over at TB? The thread title would be The Stuff That Comes Out and would discuss discharge, poop, and vitamin-laden urine. The goal would be to make the already sick feel worse. Damn, I'm getting mean.

[notelsie]

I totally just posted a poll about poop on TB.

[heavenwhip]

I seen that, I just had to post on it!

[motownthrowdown]

I had to go take it too. Dying laughing over here.

[Deleted]

me 3.

[abvintage]

Looks like the Dump's traffic is starting to come back up:
www.sitetraffik.com/traffic_spy/thebump.com

[aelias]

To paraphrase Kreayshawn:

Belly pics and pee-pee sticks and lotsa butthurt drama.
Basic bitches Bump that shit, so I don't even bother.

[kcebeling]

notelsie I took your poll and while I was over there I noted that another 12-weeker is showing--squee! That hasn't gotten the gratification of many clicks yet, but nearly 900 have clicked on the most recent loss post, yet ONLY FORTY-FIVE have posted support...and WE are the mean, insensitive girls?!

[jgesi]

Jan 28, 2015 16:04:10 GMT -5 kcebeling said:

notelsie I took your poll and while I was over there I noted that another 12-weeker is showing--squee! That hasn't gotten the gratification of many clicks yet, but nearly 900 have clicked on the most recent loss post, yet ONLY FORTY-FIVE have posted support...and WE are the mean, insensitive girls?!

Yep, it was all I could not to respond with "I'm sorry you're fat".

[jabs]

what cravings to you eat for gender

"All iv been eatings is fruits I love donuts and Brownies and cookies not no more I want oranges watermelon and I don't like anything that I us to so sad my tast buds change but I think I'm having a boy I want a girl"

Say whaaaaa

[heavenwhip]

ya I seen that one jabs. Still not sure what the hell she was trying to say.

[abvintage]

Jan 28, 2015 17:52:57 GMT -5 jabs said:

what cravings to you eat for gender

"All iv been eatings is fruits I love donuts and Brownies and cookies not no more I want oranges watermelon and I don't like anything that I us to so sad my tast buds change but I think I'm having a boy I want a girl"

Say whaaaaa

[telos]

Jan 28, 2015 17:52:57 GMT -5 jabs said:

what cravings to you eat for gender

"All iv been eatings is fruits I love donuts and Brownies and cookies not no more I want oranges watermelon and I don't like anything that I us to so sad my tast buds change but I think I'm having a boy I want a girl"

Say whaaaaa

I'll attempt to decode.

Title: Do food cravings have any bearing on the sex of your baby?

Text: "I've heard an old wives tale that says, if you're craving sweet things you're having a girl and if you're craving healthy things, it's a boy. Normally I'm a sweet tooth. I've always loved brownies and donuts and cookies, but not anymore! My tastes have changed. All I want to eat is oranges and watermelon and other fruits. This makes me a bit sad because, if the old wives tale is true, I'm having a boy - but I really want a girl!"


...still pointless.

[ady45]

Oh lord. It is seriously 1000 threads of guess the sex of my baby based on ( insert old wives tale here).

[heavenwhip]

@telos - you could make a fortune if the dump paid you to grammar police these types of posts. Now I get what she was trying to say.

[htuzzi324]

Jan 28, 2015 15:33:48 GMT -5 aelias said:

To paraphrase Kreayshawn:

Belly pics and pee-pee sticks and lotsa butthurt drama.
Basic bitches Bump that shit, so I don't even bother.

Totally read bother as botha, like in a really crazy Boston accent.

Robitussin makes me loopy. Sorry.