You know you're in the 1st trimester when...

[danenikki]

Finish the sentence... You know you're in the 1st trimester when..

You wake up in the morning looking forward to your nap.

Go!!

[PiradicalMaid]

You're starving but the thought of food makes you want to puke!

[oreille]

You're hoping that the fact that you already had a permanent stomach pudge pre-pregnancy will help you hide your new bean for a few more weeks?

I mean, I'm bloated as all hell, but I was fat before. I'm hoping my coworkers are just saying to themselves, "man, oreille needs to lay off the cookies!"

[doublehammock]

When naps and pooping are the highlights of your day.

[shananagins]

When you find yourself suddenly out of breath after merely climbing the stairs... (For the love of puppies, please tell me it's not just me!)

[renbee]

When you have a pizza face worse than when you were a teenager.

[renbee]

When you can't stop inspecting your tp for blood when you go to the bathroom

[grilledcheese]

Aug 30, 2015 19:25:00 GMT -5 renbee said:

When you can't stop inspecting your tp for blood when you go to the bathroom

Ditto. It sucks

[shananagins]

Aug 30, 2015 19:25:00 GMT -5 renbee said:

When you can't stop inspecting your tp for blood when you go to the bathroom

+1000 I'm panicked and nauseous with every trip to the restroom... Hugs to you.

[birkmmm]

renbee I'm paranoid to pee cause I don't want to see and blood

I just went to Dairy Queen and ordered a plain waffle cone they gave me dipped. It seriously pissed me off and Dh told me it wasn't a big deal and drove off. Well actually it is a big deal. Ugh

[renbee]

Hugs to you all too! It really is the worst. But we will get through it!

[birkmmm]

Also I can't figure out what's worse lemon water helps my nausea but gives me wicked heart burn .... I guess it's one or the other

[jmc11511]

When your mouth constantly tastes like lemons? Is that just me?

When your boobs feel like they weigh a million pounds after you take your bra off at night.

When you can't tell if you can't sleep because you're too nauseous or because you're anxious about your ultrasound tomorrow.

[renbee]

When you wake up thinking you peed yourself... But it's just your progesterone suppositories!

[wittyandwaiting]

Aug 30, 2015 20:32:27 GMT -5 renbee said:

When you wake up thinking you peed yourself... But it's just your progesterone suppositories!

+ 1000

[RNCrystal]

When you spend more time in the bathroom then my roll of toilet paper

[sosayweall]

Half of your time at work is spent trying not to fart.

[mrsk23]

When you know you're hungry because you're nauseous

[wittyandwaiting]

Your boobs look amazingly touchable but you are willing to dropkick anybody who even thinks about touching them.

[jags8]

When you are seething because people around you won't stop talking about food, and just the mention of it makes you gag. But you can't ask them to stop because they don't know you're pregnant.

[danenikki]

When you have a collection of prenatals sitting on your sink because one :might: not make sick.

[lclegit]

I'm not sure I can come up with any new ones, these are all perfect. And holy vivid dreams. I've had some doozies this time. I don't remember feeling this sick or sleeping so poorly or the dreams with DD. I may have blocked it all out.

I do have one. When your DH or your toddler reaches out to hug you and climb on you (DD obv) and the thought in your head is "dear god, I will vom, please don't touch me!" That's me tonight.

[craftcrazymama]

Aug 30, 2015 20:32:27 GMT -5 renbee said:

When you wake up thinking you peed yourself... But it's just your progesterone suppositories!

Or are bleeding but it's just the lovely progesterone flood. Ugh!!

[ladywolff]

When you are ragey about everything, but know you are being ridiculous.

[Courtniko]

You are bursting at the seams wanting to tell everyone that you are pregnant, but know you should wait
At the same time you feel paranoid that everything you are doing makes it obvious that you are pregnant, snacking on crackers all day, drinking ginger ail, not drinking alcohol when you go out, etc.

[Ann612]

Aug 30, 2015 19:09:43 GMT -5 gooselover2012 said:

All you want to do is sit on the couch

x1000

[doublehammock]

We you start to puke and the pee your pants.

Happy Monday.

[JoeLies]

When everything your SO/DH does or says annoys you.

[jags8]

When your SO grabs your tummy, smiles, and says "You're showing!"...and you cry because obviously that means you look fat because you sure as hell aren't showing at 8w5d, it's just fat and bloat.

Oh, just me? Wahhhh

[ellewills618]

When you're actually excited to go to the gynecologist!