Can we have UO's????

[k3am]

Stemming off the randoms thread.. 

I do not want pumpkin flavored anything. Not pie, not oatmeal, not bread, and certainly not coffee. The only things pumpkins are good for are carving, roasted seeds, and turning into a carriage for Cinderella. Beyond that? DNW. 

Also, if I ever see another pumpkin used for a birth announcement it will be too soon. (Although I'm sure my FB feed will have a few, and I'm sure there are some people who are planning to use one). 

[shadesofgold]

Oct 1, 2015 12:22:17 GMT -5 k3am said:

Stemming off the randoms thread.. 

I do not want pumpkin flavored anything. Not pie, not oatmeal, not bread, and certainly not coffee. The only things pumpkins are good for are carving, roasted seeds, and turning into a carriage for Cinderella. Beyond that? DNW. 

Also, if I ever see another pumpkin used for a birth announcement it will be too soon. (Although I'm sure my FB feed will have a few, and I'm sure there are some people who are planning to use one). 

[Sammich_Cat]

*Food* #becausefoodUOsarethebestUOs
I don't like the mushy fruit in yogurt. Especially strawberry. Ew.
Just give me the fake flavors, please.

[mrssqueegy]

I don't like mani/pedis from cheaply places. They are so gross.

[k3am]

Oct 1, 2015 13:27:24 GMT -5 mrssqueegy said:

I don't like mani/pedis from cheaply places. They are so gross.

This is a popular opinion in my world. I will either go to a nice place with good sanitation practices, or I'll do my own at home. 

I went to one once that fake opened a set of tools from a non-vacuum sealed sanitary device pack. So it's not that they were naive about sanitation standards, they just didn't give a rat's ass.

[nerdykitten]

I think you just haven't encountered good pumpkin items, because my husband was like that until a few delicious pumpkin baked goods were discovered.

[k3am]

Oct 1, 2015 13:17:21 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

*Food* #becausefoodUOsarethebestUOs
I don't like the mushy fruit in yogurt. Especially strawberry. Ew.
Just give me the fake flavors, please.

I just add my own non-mushy fruit to plain yogurt. 

But then again, I also like the mushy fruit. 

[k3am]

nerdykitten, people keep telling me this about brussel sprouts. I have yet to find a brussel sprout or pumpkin good that I like, and I'm tired of trying. Maybe if I kind of liked them I would keep testing for the illusive amazing pumpkin thing, but no way.

I've had sex with people who were terrible at it. But I've also had someone who were meh, okay, good, and great at it mixed in, which always kept me searching for greatness. If all I'd had was terrible sex, I'd probably be single, no kids, and buying batteries like they were going out of style.

ETA: Yes, I spent plenty of time being a hussy.

[fishbulb]

I don't like mani/pedis. Mostly it's because I hate strangers touching my feet and I'm not wild about them messing with my hands either. Full body deep tissue massage? No problem, just leave the feet alone.

[Sammich_Cat]

I don't like people doing things for me so I'm always super uncomfortable getting my hair cut or getting a mani/pedi. I don't like talking to strangers.

[westiemom]

I feel the need to shower twice a day even if I don't do anything: morning and night. It's crazy.

[skzamp]

Oct 1, 2015 18:44:06 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

I don't like people doing things for me so I'm always super uncomfortable getting my hair cut or getting a mani/pedi. I don't like talking to strangers.

AMEN!

[partyinmytummy]

I had kabocha squash (Japanese pumpkin) tempura last night from a local restaurant and it was so good... Fried and amazing on the outside and creamy goodness on the inside.

[helloerrbody]

Oct 1, 2015 13:33:19 GMT -5 k3am said:

nerdykitten, people keep telling me this about brussel sprouts. I have yet to find a brussel sprout or pumpkin good that I like, and I'm tired of trying. Maybe if I kind of liked them I would keep testing for the illusive amazing pumpkin thing, but no way.

I've had sex with people who were terrible at it. But I've also had someone who were meh, okay, good, and great at it mixed in, which always kept me searching for greatness. If all I'd had was terrible sex, I'd probably be single, no kids, and buying batteries like they were going out of style.

ETA: Yes, I spent plenty of time being a hussy.

Nice analogy!  Extra points for creativity.

[birch113]

Oct 1, 2015 13:17:21 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

*Food* #becausefoodUOsarethebestUOs
I don't like the mushy fruit in yogurt. Especially strawberry. Ew.
Just give me the fake flavors, please.

+1. Plain, vanilla, or fake flavored only, please!

[birch113]

Oct 1, 2015 20:44:36 GMT -5 skzamp said:

Oct 1, 2015 18:44:06 GMT -5 Sammich_Cat said:

I don't like people doing things for me so I'm always super uncomfortable getting my hair cut or getting a mani/pedi. I don't like talking to strangers.

AMEN!

Same! Never had one, probably never will.

[k3am]

You people are all crazy.. I got a pedi on Friday and paid extra for a longer massage and paraffin dip.. And it.was.glorious.

And I don't talk to them. There's totally no need.

[wanderlust]

I'm with you k3am - I love pedicures and I feel absolutely no need to talk to them either! Mine will usually make polite chit chat with me but will stop after I don't respond much. And I think they're actually relieved when we don't have to talk!

[mrssqueegy]

Oct 4, 2015 19:46:26 GMT -5 k3am said:

You people are all crazy.. I got a pedi on Friday and paid extra for a longer massage and paraffin dip.. And it.was.glorious.

And I don't talk to them. There's totally no need.

Amen.

[babycaps]

Oct 1, 2015 12:22:17 GMT -5 k3am said:

Stemming off the randoms thread.. 

I do not want pumpkin flavored anything. Not pie, not oatmeal, not bread, and certainly not coffee. The only things pumpkins are good for are carving, roasted seeds, and turning into a carriage for Cinderella. Beyond that? DNW. 

Also, if I ever see another pumpkin used for a birth announcement it will be too soon. (Although I'm sure my FB feed will have a few, and I'm sure there are some people who are planning to use one). 

AMEN sistah!!! Pumpkin overload.  

[rnmommy]

I will never get a massage. I hate strangers touching me.

Also, bibdanas are stupid. They make babies look like little dogs with handkerchiefs tied around their necks. Just use a regular bib.

[yorkielove83]

I don't like ice cream. I never have.