Why My Kid Is Crying

[mosaicmoscato]

In this mornings edition of WMKIC...

1. Es dump truck wouldn't fit through the slats of his crib.
2. I wiped peanut butter out of his eyebrow.
3. I won't let him poke my eyeball.

Anyone else want to play?!

[utpony]

1. I put a headband on her. (last night it was because I took the headband off)
2. She couldn't have a double dose of her yummy anti-biotics.
3. I wouldn't let her shove her entire fist in my mouth.

[shellbell]

1. Mac n cheese was on his high chair tray.

2. Mac n cheese wasn't on his high chair tray.

3. His coat had to go on.

4. His coat had to come off.

[HatTrick]

1. I put him down to play

2. I wouldn't let him eat a box

3. I wouldn't let him put his foot through the baby gate

4. I wouldn't let him stand on his zebra

5. I had to change a poop diaper before I put him in the bath tub

[caer]

Shirts, pants, socks and shoes. And worst of all, the dreaded diaper change. I think I could make a second career out of crocodile wrestling at this point.

[mosaicmoscato]

Haha utpony E tries to shove his fist in my mouth too. Why is this so intriguing to babies? ?

[utpony]

Jan 28, 2015 13:27:03 GMT -5 mosaicmoscato said:

Haha utpony E tries to shove his fist in my mouth too. Why is this so intriguing to babies? ?

It's evil. She used to just fishhook me. This week she wants the entire fist to explore my mouth. No. 

[jackiep1023]

Because we tried to get her to stand & walk at the doctor, to prove she could do it. She refused.

Because the doctor (who is a stranger, and she didn't know) put her down. She didn't cry when he picked her up... but when he put her back down. Overtired, much?

[mevaroo]

Jan 28, 2015 13:30:02 GMT -5 utpony said:

Jan 28, 2015 13:27:03 GMT -5 mosaicmoscato said:

Haha utpony E tries to shove his fist in my mouth too. Why is this so intriguing to babies? ?

It's evil. She used to just fishhook me. This week she wants the entire fist to explore my mouth. No. 

E does all of this too. And shoves his thumb up my nose. Pleasant.

[f14mama]

I took the car keys away
I took the remote away
I wouldn't let him push the power button on the cable box
I took the remote away

[tessymessy]

1) He ate all his string cheese.
2) He's not allowed to run over the dog with his wagon.
3) Gates. Why are there gates everywhere?!?!

[shellbell]

I won't let him bang on the
Computer keyboard while I'm downloading photos from my phone.

[marajadeskywalker]

He had to get a diaper change
I took my phone away
Lunch
I wouldn't let him pull my nose off

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Diaper change

Because I won't let her play with the knob on the receiver

Because I put her down

Because I picked her up

Diaper change

Oh and pants. Wearing pants is always cry-worthy

[bluedot]

1. I caught his sippy when he tried to throw it.

2. I wouldn't give him his sippy back.

3. I closed the drawer he was unloading.

4. The bathroom door is shut.

5. He can't have my cell phone.

[innanni]

1. I gave him a cheese. He fed it to the dog.
2. I gave him a cheese. He fed it to the dog.
3. I put the dog in his kennel. Yes, puppy go bye bye.
4. I gave him a cheese. He shoved it through the kennel bars to feed it to the dog.
4. We are out of cheese.

[rowanspark]

She has to wear pants.

[dgs7585]

He tried to eat dog food
I put his jacket on him
I wasn't the right parent...he wanted his dad
He wanted the Elmo sippy, not the regular one
I wouldn't let him hit the remote on the coffee table

[dadalou]

I wouldn't let her have a granola bar for breakfast.
I told her not to stand on her step stool on my bed.
I wouldn't let her have a marshmallow for a snack.

[vshumway]

She has to get the dirty diaper off.

She has to get a clean diaper on.

She can't climb up the stairs.

Daddy unplugged the xbox so it I won't light up green anymore.

She gave all of her Os to the dog and now her bowl is empty.

This was all in about 15 minutes.

[LBS2012]

1) I wouldn't let him play in the trashcan
2) I wouldn't let him poke the cat's eye
3) I stood up
4) I wouldn't let him chew on the vacuum cord

[LBS2012]

Adding to my list. I put applesauce on the spoon instead of banana. Full meltdown.

[jessasaurus]

1. I put her socks on.
2. I took her socks off.
3. I won't let her crawl off the edge of the bed.

I'm sure I'll add more as we go.