Found my new pregnancy diet

[nocatanywhere]

No way this could possibly go wrong or make me feel like death: www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/kale-salad-give-me-strength



*** I take no issue with people who are super into healthy eating, but food evangelists on 1000 calorie diets do raise my eyebrow.

[emejay]

The whole water and lemon is such bullshit. I hate it.

[ugotstarbucked]

I would literally pass out from eating so little. good god.

[mandy522]

Rotfl at all the day on a plate twitter responses. "3 gulps of free range oxygen." /ded

Edited for the right words

[MrsEmuTavi]

I like that even though she is trying to eat healthy, the majority of her calories are all from dinner. I've done all of the diets and they all say front load your day with food instead of eating everything at night. The whole thing is just fucking ridiculous.

[emejay]

Jan 15, 2015 15:06:33 GMT -5 MrsEmuTavi said:

I like that even though she is trying to eat healthy, the majority of her calories are all from dinner. I've done all of the diets and they all say front load your day with food instead of eating everything at night. The whole thing is just fucking ridiculous.

Actually, this is bullshit as well. As long as you eat a steady amount of calories and that calories in < calories out, you can eat whatever and whenever you want.

[MrsEmuTavi]

Jan 15, 2015 15:27:06 GMT -5 emejay said:

Jan 15, 2015 15:06:33 GMT -5 MrsEmuTavi said:

I like that even though she is trying to eat healthy, the majority of her calories are all from dinner. I've done all of the diets and they all say front load your day with food instead of eating everything at night. The whole thing is just fucking ridiculous.

Actually, this is bullshit as well. As long as you eat a steady amount of calories and that calories in < calories out, you can eat whatever and whenever you want.

---QBF---

I stand corrected!

[nocatanywhere]

I'm still trying to figure out if she uses an eyedropper or something in order to get a literal "drop of apple cider vinegar" for her salad.

[charliefox]

Those responses are killing me.

My cousin has been sustaining a ~1200 calorie diet for years. She has loads of health problems (and head problems).

[nyhoneybee]

I've had farts that contained more calories than what she's putting in her body!

[emejay]

Jan 15, 2015 15:51:06 GMT -5 nyhoneybee said:

I've had farts that contained more calories than what she's putting in her body!

/ded

[missdaisy925]

My pregnancy diet: What I want to eat, when I want to eat it and where ever I want to eat it.....with some yummy chewy prenatals at bedtime.

[nocatanywhere]

I just had a cheeseburger and cheese fries and this is the best I've felt in a week, I'm not even kidding

[MrsEmuTavi]

Pizza for dinner tonight. Union representative meeting and a mortgage refinancing company paid for it Pepperoooonnnniiiiii.