Open Letter Tuesday

[junkytrunk]

We haven't done this one in awhile...

[junkytrunk]

Dear child,

You took your antibiotics 2 days in a row with no issues, but now all of a sudden, you don't like the taste? I didn't appreciate you spitting it out all over yourself this morning after you were already dressed and we were already running late. Thanks for that.

Dear body,

Please get your act together and take care of this cold ASAP. I'm tired of being sick.

Sincerely,

Tired mama

[somethingcleverer]

Dear H,
Why do you do things and not finish them? If you are cleaning up the yard before winter can you put the stuff away in the garage? I know you need to hang some hooks for some things. But the lawnmower is out and that has a designated spot... I have like two inches of space to get the kids in the car and it's making me very upset with you. I'd rather you left the stuff in the yard than have the garage so disorganized that i'm afraid I'm going to trip and kill myself in there! Now go fix it!

[jodielyn10]

Dear H,

Can you please put things back where they belong? For the (nearly) year that we've lived in this house, the filter holder for the coffee maker has lived right next to the coffee maker when not in use. I don't appreciate a scavenger hunt at 5am when I need some damn coffee only to finally - 10 minutes later - find it sitting in a stack of the kids bowls in the cupboard. Really? With the plastic ikea bowls? WTAF?

Thanks

Your overworked HBIC

[jennmm]

Nov 24, 2015 13:27:02 GMT -5 jodielyn10 said:

Dear H,

Can you please put things back where they belong? For the (nearly) year that we've lived in this house, the filter holder for the coffee maker has lived right next to the coffee maker when not in use. I don't appreciate a scavenger hunt at 5am when I need some damn coffee only to finally - 10 minutes later - find it sitting in a stack of the kids bowls in the cupboard. Really? With the plastic ikea bowls? WTAF?

Thanks

Your overworked HBIC

Amen!

[summergirl1211]

Dear Customer,

We've been bending over backwards, giving in to just about every one of your demands, and yet we still haven't seen a signed contract. This deal would be huge for me and a great way to close out 2015, but you keep dragging your feet. I'm at the point of giving up on you, yet you (and I) know I won't. Please sign the damn contract so we can all move on with our lives already and I can count on that commission coming in.

Signed,
thisisthereasonihatesales

[sarahandeddie]

Dear FIL,

How could you blab about our surprise vacation a week before we leave? If we tell you something is a surprise that means keep your mouth shut. Thanks so much for messing up our plans.

Your very irate DIL

[xanthepants]

sarahandeddie, oh no! Was it a surprise for the kids? What s bummer.

[trixi282]

Boo sarahandeddie!

Dear self,
Get your shit together and find some motivation for something! Of course you don't want to prep for making a thanksgiving dish tonight, because your kitchen is a mess... Clean that shit up and get something productive dinner!
-your lazy ass

Dear H,
Honestly I know you do quote a bit overall at home... But seriously what the hell do you do in the morning after you bring the girls to daycare? Yeah you had a dentist appointment today, buy the girls were dropped off at 8:30... You don't work until 12... You couldn't unload and load the dishwasher that you saw me run when you got home last night? No? Nothing? K thanks last ass.

Love your equally lazy wife... Who's mad you don't have motivation for the both of us.

[sarahandeddie]

Nov 25, 2015 14:44:25 GMT -5 xanthepants said:

sarahandeddie, oh no! Was it a surprise for the kids? What s bummer.

We've been planning a trip to Disney for over a year and we leave this coming Monday. The girls had no idea. We very clearly told everyone we weren't telling them until we arrived at the airport. I cut him off mid sentence and I told the girls that grandpa was crazy. DD#1 thinks we are going for her birthday in September but it still ruined the surprise. Until he opened his mouth we just told the girls "someday when you're older" when they would ask to go.

[laurski81]

Dear Cece,

Go the fuck to sleep.

Love,
Mom

[xanthepants]

sarahandeddie, I knew you had this disney trip so that's what I figured. I'd kill him. That bums me out for you, I hope they didn't quite catch it and you can still pull it off. They will still be thrilled.

[sarahandeddie]

xanthepants I hope it still is a surprise to them. I know they don't suspect anything as of right now. I know we'll have a great trip. At least it's 10 days without seeing FIL.

[aylafsu1881]

Nov 25, 2015 21:03:51 GMT -5 sarahandeddie said:

Nov 25, 2015 14:44:25 GMT -5 xanthepants said:

sarahandeddie, oh no! Was it a surprise for the kids? What s bummer.

We've been planning a trip to Disney for over a year and we leave this coming Monday. The girls had no idea. We very clearly told everyone we weren't telling them until we arrived at the airport. I cut him off mid sentence and I told the girls that grandpa was crazy. DD#1 thinks we are going for her birthday in September but it still ruined the surprise. Until he opened his mouth we just told the girls "someday when you're older" when they would ask to go.

That sucks and I would be pissed. I hope the girls forget his comment and are still surprised.