Funny stuff your kids say and do

[mightybee]

I like when we do these.



When Dylan smells something, he breathes out through his nose really hard.

Lately he has this thing where he must replace the TP if it's not pretty much brand new. We have all of these half-used rolls on the top of the toilet tanks. He does it on the sly, too. I am impressed that he can get the rolls on and off.

My H asked Dylan if he wanted to be a Poppy someday (that's what he calls H). He said "yes, and I'd go to work and have a big penis."

[vanessalc]

C just found a stash of old boob pads I had made and told me he "found these funny things"
The show "PJ Masks" is pronounced "TJ Maxx"
"No can do baby doll" is said often as is "I don't have time for this!"
Last week Cooper insisted on taking Lankie, Piggy and a book to school in a cat carrier.

[cbear]

Elise told me that my car goes faster than daddy's.. Haha busted!

[somethingcleverer]

Aubrey always wants to wear my make up and I tell her she's too beautiful for makeup, then she always says " I don't want to be beautiful, I want to be cute."

When she wants her nails done she wiggles her fingers at me, and tells me what colors she wants. She's quite the diva

[bantyrooster]

Gage told H "Your on my shit list tonight!" I need to watch my mouth. He also calls PJ mask "Tj max" and for the life of him can't figure out the tj maxx commercial. He also says he is going to pump mom milk for his babies someday when he is a mom. If you correct that he will be a dad and daddy's don't make milk he gets pissed.

[junkytrunk]

A couple months ago he pooped his pants as he was getting into the bathroom. I had told him he needs to try to get to the toilet on time. Well now every time he gets to the toilet for poop, he proclaims "mommy I made it on time!"

[somethingcleverer]

Some more: Shane is very interested in the presidents right now. He taught Aubrey that George Washington was the first president. Now he's started quizzing her on who the current president is and of course Aubrey answers "George Washington!" So Shane tells her no that's the first president our president is Rockwell Orama!

Shane has been singing (to the tune of we wish you a merry Christmas) do fish know that it's Christmas or are they confused. I guess this was in the curious George Christmas episode. So now Aubrey sings "we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, or are you confused".

I think the conversations between the two of them are completely hysterical.

[cbear]

This happened this morning
Me: Elise do NOT hit your sister

E: I wasn't I was just burping her

[sarasansh]

Another "Tj Maxx" watcher here.

Robin is super interested in my pump. Whenever I pump he sits next to me and watches and says, "Mommy, your nipple is moving so fast!"

Skarloey on Thomas = "Blue Lucy."

[laurski81]

Henry's new thing is saying "funny Henry" all serious, every time he thinks he is being amusing. It's actually really cute.

[aimeefarrahfowler]

So many things... Here's one just from this weekend. A has never been one of those boys that runs around naked, but this weekend he was watching something on TV and he took all his clothes off and proclaimed "I have to be naked to watch this!!"

[bliz1712]

She calls the elf on the shelf, that we've named Sparkles, "that girl" "Hey Dad, someone's behind you. That girl, she's behind you!"

Lately after the tiniest things I've done, she'll end our convo with "Thanks Mommy, you're the best!" It's actually really sweet.

And she nags H for treats because "you're my friend Daddy!" Although her f's are still s's, so it sounds like send.

[mightybee]

Dec 6, 2015 16:52:33 GMT -5 sarasansh said:

Another "Tj Maxx" watcher here.

Robin is super interested in my pump. Whenever I pump he sits next to me and watches and says, "Mommy, your nipple is moving so fast!"

Skarloey on Thomas = "Blue Lucy."

The fast nipple comment is still making me giggle!

[britbratjf]

Yesterday she threw up and was crying about losing her fruit snacks. Just sobbing uncontrollably going "oh no my fruit snacks!" It was really pretty funny.

[samelly]

Well, I just asked her what she would like to give her daddy as a Christmas present and she said "A witch broom!".

[bliz1712]

Everyone keeps asking Hanna what she wants for Christmas. And her response "A donkey!" Where she got that I have no clue!

[roo1582]

Dec 8, 2015 10:01:32 GMT -5 bliz1712 said:

Everyone keeps asking Hanna what she wants for Christmas. And her response "A donkey!" Where she got that I have no clue!

Kayleigh just keeps telling everyone she wants "everything".  

[junkytrunk]

We had a few good ones tonight.

We picked him up from school and I asked him what he did at school today. No response, so I asked him again.

He said: "mom, we have to get home and then we'll talk about it."


Then my H asked him if it was hot today (it was in the 80s) and he said: "no, it was warm."


Then he said he wanted a peanut butter and jelly for dinner. My H said "ok the jelly is waiting for you at home saying 'we can't wait for you to eat us.'"

M's reply: "no dad, they don't mouths or tongues to talk."

Seriously don't know where he comes up with this stuff.

[aimeefarrahfowler]

A's preschool is peanut-free, which is something I think I've just mentioned once or twice while I was packing his lunch. (like, "Oh, this is a different kind of peanut butter because you can't bring peanuts to school")

Last night at dinner MIL served some kind of Korean side dish that is some kind of cooked or fermented peanuts and A ate a few and then told me very seriously "make sure you don't put this in my lunch box, I can't have peanuts at my school." thanks, kid

[mrsplaydoh]

At the end of ballet class, the teacher always gives her and her cousin a sticker. Last week the teacher sat on the floor, pulled out her sticker book and said "Oh these are great stickers, they are Owls!"

Dahlia said "Umm, Miss Lisa, I don't like owls, I like unicorns"