M/F/K Friends Ladies Edition

[MissDemeanor]

Ask and ye shall receive!

Monica/Phoebe/Rachael...

[MissDemeanor]

I have spent way too much time thinking about this. My conclusion is that although I love the show, I don't love any of the women that much. I'd find them all annoying if I had to marry them.

I think I'd end up killing Monica, partly because I'm very messy, so it would likely be a case of kill or be killed.

If I married Phoebe, would I end up just a sister wife, and actually married to Paul Rudd? because I could be into that.

Which just leaves me to fuck Rachael. Worse things have happened.

[utpony]

This is easy for me.

M Phoebe. Because funny.
F Rachel. Her personality sometimes annoys me. But she's hot.
K Monica. But only after she makes me a feast.

[tessymessy]

M Phoebe. I think she would be the yin to my yang. Plus massages for lyfe.

F Monica. You know she's probably a beast in the sack. Plus she could make me a kick ass sandwich when we were done!

K that leaves Rachael. She is too perfect. The hair, the body.. she's got to go.

[innanni]

Yeah Phoebe and me, sister wives to Paul Rudd. I could be fine with that, plus she's funny and pretty honest. I'd appreciate both in a marriage. Plus she always seemed like the least selfish character to me, especially with her surrogacy and all.


I'm torn on the last two because I think I'd like Monica as a friend, but not really into her. Wait, maybe fat Monica and I could hook up when we were I high school. I could see that happening, we'd have clicked more then.


Which means I can kill Rachel, perfect effing Rachel.

[rachaelmary]

M-phoebe
F-Rachel
K-Monica

This was way easier than the boys one.

[Charlys Mom aka NBeaut]

this is a little hard for me

M - Monica. Amazing food all the time AND she's OCD? my house would be spotless and id love it. plus i love neurotic people
F - Rachael. Bc Hawt. Duh.
K - Phoebe but only so i can then help paul rudd through the grieving process and leave monica for him.

[Deleted]

M: Rachel

F: Phoebe (she's very bendy)

K: Monica

[adinashoshana]

LOL at the sister wives/helping a grieving Paul Rudd!!!

I stand by my previous choices (per the last thread).

[blondemum]

Feb 1, 2015 13:48:00 GMT -5 Charlys Mom aka NBeaut said:

this is a little hard for me

M - Monica. Amazing food all the time AND she's OCD? my house would be spotless and id love it. plus i love neurotic people
F - Rachael. Bc Hawt. Duh.
K - Phoebe but only so i can then help paul rudd through the grieving process and leave monica for him.

+1 and this was my first thought, I'd never have to clean or cook again!! 

[vshumway]

M- Monica. I hate cleaning and cooking.
F- Phoebe. I feel like she could teach me something new; she seems like she would have a kinky side.
K- Rachael. Yea, she is hot, but also a self-centered brat so I feel like I would have to do all the work in bed. 

[adinashoshana]

vshumway good point on Phoebes, however I feel like sex with her would smell like a berkleyan sweat lodge. With Rachael, I'd just treat it like a one time bang where I was in charge. She'd be too awkward and fussy to take direction and her piecey hair would distract me.

I've given this way too much thought.

[Charlys Mom aka NBeaut]

Feb 2, 2015 1:03:13 GMT -5 adinashoshana said:

vshumway good point on Phoebes, however I feel like sex with her would smell like a berkleyan sweat lodge. With Rachael, I'd just treat it like a one time bang where I was in charge. She'd be too awkward and fussy to take direction and her piecey hair would distract me.

I've given this way too much thought.

ALL of this, but that especially! LOL. i too gave this too much thought