Post by gradschoolmama on Feb 3, 2015 12:20:28 GMT -5
I've been waiting for Tuesday to share this gem.
I got a 2nd degree tear during labor but my MW felt it was a nice "clean" tear so she did not stitch it and just let it heal naturally. Well, it did heal but now the shape of my lady bits has changed. There are untethered parts which were previously tethered. This does not cause me pain or interfere w intercourse. The only noticable side effect is that when I fart there is now horrendous reverb caused by the new shape of things. I no longer have the ability to pass gas silently. It is loud and proud or not at all.
I have felt too ridiculous to mention this side effect to my MW. "Everything's fine I jusy fart really really loudly..... No not stomach trouble, it's the echoing effect of my giant cavern."
I've never been a smelly person but a couple of times recently I almost choke at the smell on my own armpits- usually first thing in the am. I'm guessing hormones and sweating during sleep? I asked DH to smell how bad it was... He declined. We still haven't DTD and I may have bought myself some more time by asking him to smell my rancid pits.
Post by ThePregosaurus on Feb 3, 2015 14:03:33 GMT -5
Not a TMI but I was looking for and almost created a WTF Wednesday post. I'm glad I double checked the day on my phone. Oy! I have no idea what day it is anymore.
My TMI is that I've been spotting every few weeks for about a day or 2 (15 weeks ppm). I think it might be Aunt Flo trying to visit I did NOT miss her. Also, idk why I shower. I always smell like spit up and my lady bits just smell stronger (not like a dirty, bad smell, but I'm very aware of it when I go to the bathroom). Plus, I never wear makeup anymore unless I'm going out in public and I'm always in sweatpants. Poor DH haha.
Not a TMI but I was looking for and almost created a WTF Wednesday post. I'm glad I double checked the day on my phone. Oy! I have no idea what day it is anymore.
My TMI is that I've been spotting every few weeks for about a day or 2 (15 weeks ppm). I think it might be Aunt Flo trying to visit I did NOT miss her. Also, idk why I shower. I always smell like spit up and my lady bits just smell stronger (not like a dirty, bad smell, but I'm very aware of it when I go to the bathroom). Plus, I never wear makeup anymore unless I'm going out in public and I'm always in sweatpants. Poor DH haha.
Yes. I'm continuing to shower just so I don't forget how to. Not bc I ever get dressed or gussied up
I'm a combination of massive poops, hemorrhoids, the worst smelling farts in the world, and always smelling like spoiled milk. Oh and the disgusting smelling armpits.
Oh and I had an ingrown hair on my armpit so I squeezed it and I noticed some nasty discharge stuff coming from another spot.. There was no zit or ingrown hair, it was like build up in the pore or something. So gross.
Putrid gas. I don't know what crawled up my ass and died but it is baaaad.
I'm trying to get my supply up, and the amount of flax seed, brewer's yeast, oatmeal, fenugreek, and blessed thistle I'm consuming is ridiculous. I have horrendous gas and my arm pits smell like maple syrup! Positive note: I'm finally not constipated!
Also, I had a tampon misfire this morning and pinched my vag on the applicator. Ouch.
There was dried up poop on the butt paste this morning. I don't even know how that happened... But, I just wiped it with a baby wipe and moved on with my day.
DD2 and I have RSV so I had to postpone my 6 wk postpartum visit at which I'm supposed to get my Mirena. DH and I are keeping each other entertained, but I am seriously ready to get past third base (with a bottle of olive oil, a tip from my OB after DD1 which I now swear by, ready to go).
DH and I DTD last night. He wanted me to take off my nursing bra and I told him that I would leak if I took it off but he said it was okay. Less than a minute later he said "Uh oh... You're leaking." and handed me back my bra. I had milk all over my sides and in my armpits. I didn't even shower this morning to get rid of the funky smell.
Also just started bleeding again. Now I don't even know what is still pp bleeding and what's a period. Was that really AF that came 2 weeks ago, or is this it? Wtf.
Never peed in the shower when pregnant but do it almost every time I shower now. First time I didn't realize how bad I had to go and couldn't help it. Now it just saves time.
This might be too tmi even for the tmi thread but here goes. I really don't live the smell that happens after having sex with no barrier method. After years of condoms (now I have a tubal, so no longer needed) I'm noticing how nice it was to have it all contained. The next day or the day after with no protection when I catch a whiff it grosses me out.
I'm hoping this is either sensitive breastfeeding nose or hormonal, bc I'm certainly not going to start making h wear a condom because I don't like the smell. But I really don't.
You're not alone, I pretty much hate every smell that results from or goes along with sex. But especially the post-sex lingering smell immediately after DTD.
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