Things My Pump Says

[Lola]

There is a Longest Shortest Time all about this. Maybe in the pump hack a thon episode. I cant remember.

[littlemissmarla]

When I used to pump mine would say "MILK.MILK.MILK." It always made me feel like it was cheering me on lol.

[Liv]

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA omg my pump would absolutely HAUNT me in those wee morning sessions. I kept hearing "GRANDpa, GRANDpa, GRANDpa..."

So disturbing.

[Leapinglizards]

My grandma came to visit. Every time I would pump she would ask who is saying iPhone over and over again. Every single time without fail. I once thought it sounded like it was saying bitch over and over again

[kam3100]

When I disconnect the breast shield the damn thing says 'you're not done, you're not done' and I'm like 'yes I am dammit!'

[Lola]

If you have the chance, listen to this:

longestshortesttime.com/2014/10/01/podcast-40-hackathon/

[lucanjo14]

I used to hear a few things. The only one I can remember now was also "let's go, let's go, let's go"

[GrrArgh]

My pump doesn't talk but, I hear all sorts for weird things in the white noise we play for aviv.

[honeybee434]

We do ocean noises on our white noise machine. The other options I vetoed because they sound soooo creepy.

I don't hear a saying in my pump, but in my head I will hear the noise over and over....

[jnnfrrose6]

My pump changes it up, so that's what I heard earlier today. I will update after my afternoon session.

As to noise machine, we stick to white noise and I've never heard anything in it, but now it sure I will.

[ladytiffany24]

Feb 4, 2015 11:16:44 GMT -5 GrrArgh said:

My pump doesn't talk but, I hear all sorts for weird things in the white noise we play for aviv.

I hear things in our white noise machine too. Like, depending on where I'm standing in the nursery, I hear different noises. Strange.

[littlemissmarla]

Feb 4, 2015 9:30:47 GMT -5 Liv said:

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA omg my pump would absolutely HAUNT me in those wee morning sessions. I kept hearing "GRANDpa, GRANDpa, GRANDpa..."

So disturbing.

REALLY disturbing lol.

[liziz]

I hear different things from my pump depending on how far up it's turned, and letdown vs. normal pumping speed. But once I hear it, I can't stop hearing it!

We play radio static for LO to sleep, and I don't hear anything weird in that, but when we are travelling and use a white noise app, it seems like I can tune in to specific tracks within the white noise, and same thing - once they've been heard, they cannot be un-heard.

[jnnfrrose6]

Alright, now I'm getting let go or uh oh. It's switching between the 2.

[gingergrant]

It always sounds like it's saying, "slap a ho, slap a ho..."
Disconcerting.

[lablover13]

Feb 4, 2015 14:21:55 GMT -5 jlhv1909 said:

wake up, wake up, wake up

I also hear "wake up", especially during MOTN pumping sessions.

[jnnfrrose6]

Today it's "go home"

[liziz]

I was hearing "group hug" for a while earlier.