Tuesday Twattwaffles

[ladytiffany24]

Lol. I love starting my morning off getting educated about the word "twatwaffle."

[PirateCat]

I know that I shouldn't be bothered by misspellings on Urban Dictionary but I can't help it...

[PirateCat]

Apr 26, 2016 7:32:36 GMT -5 W said:

Apr 26, 2016 7:20:12 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

I know that I shouldn't be bothered by misspellings on Urban Dictionary but I can't help it...

wtf is "stupidiy" anyway?

Like DIY stupid? 

[lgraceh]

DH is a twatwaffle. He overflowed the coffee pot. For a 3rd time. This month. Ain't nobody got time to clean coffee out of the silverware drawer and kitchen rug at 4:15A when I'm trying to leave the house.

[PirateCat]

My boss. Every single time I tell him I am taking time off, he lets out the most dramatic sigh, as if that is the worst thing that could happen to him. Then he goes onto say "good for you!" or some such nonsense. Cut the crap, you obviously don't mean that, I don't care, I am entitled to take time off per my contract, and work is slow as hell.

[ladytiffany24]

Apr 26, 2016 7:42:14 GMT -5 W said:

I mean not on the floor, but on the counter? Maybe. Tiredness has no decency.

You do you.

[PirateCat]

Also, can the weather be a twatwaffle? That definition suggests not.

But anyway, it is snowing. It looks like winter wonderland out there.

[onesweetworld]

I don't have any TWs yet. It's still early.

[ladytiffany24]

Anyone in this building who has complained to me about not having ice in the freezers is a complete twatwaffle.

[BabyStandish]

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

[ladytiffany24]

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

WTAF?!

[BabyStandish]

Apr 26, 2016 9:49:18 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

WTAF?!

My thoughts exactly. I quickly got on FB and defriended her and unfollowed her pinterest board. I mean, I get it that not everyone wants/likes kids, but to fuel your hate like that is just sickening.

[icedtea]

Oh fuck that, BabyStandish.

The receptionist at my doctor's office, who was all "meeehh, she's really booked up" even after I told her I was instructed to make the appointment by the doctor's PA. And I'm not getting in till May 17th.

[icedtea]

Also, my cats who will not stop howling omg.

[wannabmama]

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

Holy shit.

[sleepymonkey]

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

Holy crap. I understand having kids is not for everyone but WTAF? And the pin that says being a SAHM can't be hard makes me ragey and I'm a "working mom". I have my masters and going to work everyday is easier than I think being a SAHM would be for me.

[nuggetrn]

The maintenance department is on my list this morning. The toilet in our office is constantly broken and they refuse to truly fix it. I had to reattach the chain this morning because it just randomly fell off. It would have taken them 4 hours to get up here to do that themselves. Not my job!!

[lilsneezy]

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

Just found her board on Pinterest. I like how she also pinned a meme that said "I just want to be a stay at home dog parent. Is that too much to ask for?" Mhmm.

[lgraceh]

In other coffee related TWs, the guy in front of me who grabbed two lids for his hot coffee by accident, proceeded to cover the entire lid with his palm to snap it onto the cup, then realized he had 2 lids, and put the one he touched all over back onto the stack of lids. Um, no.

[lgraceh]

Apparently I have lots of coffee feels this morning.

[BabyStandish]

Apr 26, 2016 10:22:47 GMT -5 lilsneezy said:

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

Just found her board on Pinterest. I like how she also pinned a meme that said "I just want to be a stay at home dog parent. Is that too much to ask for?" Mhmm.

I think my eyes just rolled out of my head.

[ohinvrtedworld]

Chase is a twatwaffle. What is the point of setting up your credit card bill to be paid automatically if it never seems to work? More than once we've gotten a notification that our payment is late, here's your late fee. We've called Chase, they tried to figure out why it didn't work, insisted that it was set up fine, and went on our way. Now the agent won't even reimburse the late fee.

Obviously we are not using automatic bill pay anymore but screw them for something being their fault and having the gall to say that we are responsible for the late fee and any credit score ramifications this has!

[samanthasays]

Apr 26, 2016 9:51:30 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

Apr 26, 2016 9:49:18 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

WTAF?!

My thoughts exactly. I quickly got on FB and defriended her and unfollowed her pinterest board. I mean, I get it that not everyone wants/likes kids, but to fuel your hate like that is just sickening.

I dont blame you for unfriending her, she is being hateful and angry. I always feel bad for people like that though. I wonder what is going on in their lives to make them so hostile. 

[siouxsieq]

Apr 26, 2016 10:28:45 GMT -5 lgraceh said:

In other coffee related TWs, the guy in front of me who grabbed two lids for his hot coffee by accident, proceeded to cover the entire lid with his palm to snap it onto the cup, then realized he had 2 lids, and put the one he touched all over back onto the stack of lids. Um, no.

See!  I always take lids from the center of the stack, and I'm always given crap for it.  This is why I do it.

[siouxsieq]

Apr 26, 2016 12:13:16 GMT -5 samanthasays said:

Apr 26, 2016 9:51:30 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My thoughts exactly. I quickly got on FB and defriended her and unfollowed her pinterest board. I mean, I get it that not everyone wants/likes kids, but to fuel your hate like that is just sickening.

I dont blame you for unfriending her, she is being hateful and angry. I always feel bad for people like that though. I wonder what is going on in their lives to make them so hostile. 

This.  I've seen a couple people unleash some pretty hostile feelings about being anti-kid, and I am so curious about what makes them think that way. It has to come from somewhere.  

[ohinvrtedworld]

Apr 26, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5 BabyStandish said:

My "friend" who has a pinterest board called "babies suck" and has been pinning a bunch of anti-baby and anti-stay at home mom stuff. One pin said something like this "being a stay at home mom can't be hard. If high school drop outs can do it, anyone can". That bitch got dropped like a bad habit.

That is some seemingly oddly-placed hatred. Someone with that much energy directed towards a kind of lifestyle or desire that they don't want or have is very strange. I'd unfriend them too. They must know some people who are bad mothers, or perhaps get a lot of flack for not wanting to reproduce (which could be annoying, sure) or something, but get over yourself.

[BabyStandish]

Apr 26, 2016 12:30:56 GMT -5 @wickedcandy said:

I have some sort of feels here.. BabyStandish , did you talk to your friend to see if maybe something was going on first, ?

No, I use the term "friend" loosely. Her and I met at a church awhile back and only have interacted a couple of times in person. I haven't talked to her in over 6 years. I know that she's still single, but other than that I have no idea what's going on in her life. 

[TheEleventhHour]

Apr 26, 2016 9:31:29 GMT -5 PirateCat said:

Also, can the weather be a twatwaffle? That definition suggests not.

But anyway, it is snowing. It looks like winter wonderland out there.

Oh no the weather is definitely being a twatwaffle. Screw the UD definition lol. It has been coming down all day here!

[kayladawn91]

This student who has a vendetta against me because I wrote him up one time and we keep butting heads has been super rude to me today. I got this new classroom assignment last week and today was the first day he's been here since then. He's very upset I'm here because I'm "annoying" and I "bug him too much" and vocalizing that fact is no problem for him.

[wildflower810]

I'm the twatwaffle today. I showed up for a salon appointment that was yesterday. Thankfully the gal I see just happened to be getting into work early and was walking by the desk when I was realizing what happened. So I stood her up yesterday, then had her start working early today. Anyway... she still got paid, I got my service, and I have my next appointment written on my calendar in sharpie.