Funny Mommy Moments

[blackbird]

Anyone have a silly, funny, ridiculous, crazy, etc motherhood story to share?

[blackbird]

I have one. It was freaky/scary in the moment but comical in retrospect.

It happened maybe 3wks ago. I was giving B a bottle. I had looked up at something, and as I looked back down at B, I saw a decent size spider (maybe 1" from leg to leg) crawling on me between my shoulder & boob (on the opposite side I was holding B).

I wanted to jump up & scream but obviously couldn't. I quickly put the bottle, which had a lip around the bottom, on top of the spider to contain it on me. Then I felt trapped with one hand holding B and the other trapping the spider. I ended up flicking the bottle to the side, which flung the spider on the couch & squishing it with the remote.

Talk about an adrenaline rush!! Lol

[nexttonormal]

I'm not sure if I'd classify this as funny, but I'll post it here anyway.

Today I was nursing DD3 and DD1 (4) had to poop. I tell her to take her time and let me know when she's done. (I still wipe her when she poops) Of course, she's done in 3 minutes, and of course DD3 was still nursing. So I somehow managed to stand up off the couch, wipe DD1's butt, and sit back down, without interrupting DD3 ... I'm not sure if I should be proud of this or grossed out. I'm going with the former haha.

[megrae12]

May 5, 2016 14:19:54 GMT -5 blackbird said:

I have one. It was freaky/scary in the moment but comical in retrospect.

It happened maybe 3wks ago. I was giving B a bottle. I had looked up at something, and as I looked back down at B, I saw a decent size spider (maybe 1" from leg to leg) crawling on me between my shoulder & boob (on the opposite side I was holding B).

I wanted to jump up & scream but obviously couldn't. I quickly put the bottle, which had a lip around the bottom, on top of the spider to contain it on me. Then I felt trapped with one hand holding B and the other trapping the spider. I ended up flicking the bottle to the side, which flung the spider on the couch & squishing it with the remote.

Talk about an adrenaline rush!! Lol

I would have died. Im completely terrified of spiders.

[xxkimmy8xx]

May 5, 2016 17:05:43 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

I'm not sure if I'd classify this as funny, but I'll post it here anyway.

Today I was nursing DD3 and DD1 (4) had to poop. I tell her to take her time and let me know when she's done. (I still wipe her when she poops) Of course, she's done in 3 minutes, and of course DD3 was still nursing. So I somehow managed to stand up off the couch, wipe DD1's butt, and sit back down, without interrupting DD3 ... I'm not sure if I should be proud of this or grossed out. I'm going with the former haha.

Now THAT is impressive! Man, I never appreciated my mom more than I do now that I have a kid....

[rachelilly23]

May 5, 2016 17:05:43 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

I'm not sure if I'd classify this as funny, but I'll post it here anyway.

Today I was nursing DD3 and DD1 (4) had to poop. I tell her to take her time and let me know when she's done. (I still wipe her when she poops) Of course, she's done in 3 minutes, and of course DD3 was still nursing. So I somehow managed to stand up off the couch, wipe DD1's butt, and sit back down, without interrupting DD3 ... I'm not sure if I should be proud of this or grossed out. I'm going with the former haha.

I don't know how you did this. But along the same lines, I changed DS2's poopy diaper yesterday while LO was in the ergo. I'm much more impressed by your scenario though haha.

[blackbird]

May 5, 2016 18:05:05 GMT -5 megrae12 said:

May 5, 2016 14:19:54 GMT -5 blackbird said:

I have one. It was freaky/scary in the moment but comical in retrospect.

It happened maybe 3wks ago. I was giving B a bottle. I had looked up at something, and as I looked back down at B, I saw a decent size spider (maybe 1" from leg to leg) crawling on me between my shoulder & boob (on the opposite side I was holding B).

I wanted to jump up & scream but obviously couldn't. I quickly put the bottle, which had a lip around the bottom, on top of the spider to contain it on me. Then I felt trapped with one hand holding B and the other trapping the spider. I ended up flicking the bottle to the side, which flung the spider on the couch & squishing it with the remote.

Talk about an adrenaline rush!! Lol

I would have died. Im completely terrified of spiders.

Trust. It took everything I had to not chuck B across the room and run away screaming.

[nexttonormal]

May 6, 2016 9:21:52 GMT -5 rachelilly23 said:

May 5, 2016 17:05:43 GMT -5 nexttonormal said:

I'm not sure if I'd classify this as funny, but I'll post it here anyway.

Today I was nursing DD3 and DD1 (4) had to poop. I tell her to take her time and let me know when she's done. (I still wipe her when she poops) Of course, she's done in 3 minutes, and of course DD3 was still nursing. So I somehow managed to stand up off the couch, wipe DD1's butt, and sit back down, without interrupting DD3 ... I'm not sure if I should be proud of this or grossed out. I'm going with the former haha.

I don't know how you did this. But along the same lines, I changed DS2's poopy diaper yesterday while LO was in the ergo. I'm much more impressed by your scenario though haha.

I'm not quite sure how I did it either TBH. I guess I could try to explain it, but let's just say it was a workout for my biceps and quads haha

[katespade]

My kid gave me a hickey on my areola. She latched on awkwardly and it immediately hurt like hell, and she fought me trying to unlatch so it made it worse.

[SheilaTheTank]

When making my cup of coffee this morning I grabbed the half and half and a baby bottle. Started poring the half and half into the bottle before I realized what I was doing. I swear pregnancy brain never went away and just got worse. Lol

[zombiesquad]

May 16, 2016 8:26:39 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

When making my cup of coffee this morning I grabbed the half and half and a baby bottle. Started poring the half and half into the bottle before I realized what I was doing. I swear pregnancy brain never went away and just got worse. Lol

Now you have mommy brain and it is much much worse. At least mine is.

[SheilaTheTank]

May 16, 2016 15:28:05 GMT -5 zombiesquad said:

May 16, 2016 8:26:39 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

When making my cup of coffee this morning I grabbed the half and half and a baby bottle. Started poring the half and half into the bottle before I realized what I was doing. I swear pregnancy brain never went away and just got worse. Lol

Now you have mommy brain and it is much much worse. At least mine is.

Ok, so this is a thing. I was worried I was losing my mind. Lol

[jewel441]

Just found H'a key in the back door. We didn't leave the house yesterday.