Source for Weekend Randoms

[Chrisse]

Can someone please inform my brother that 11pm is not a good time to come visit his niece that he hasn't seen in months? That's what I came home to last night, about midnight.

LO is a beast right now.

[caybeh]

Ugh. Sorry.

TMI alert. So....we took the kids to the mall last night for pictures. We got some great pictures of them and I got a good deal. Afterwards, we go grab something to eat. While we are eating, I notice DD's white tights are now green. Yep, she pooped. DS, who is in underwear as he is mostly potty trained, starts to get this look on his face. He's got to poop too. DH picks him up and hustles to the bathroom. I come behind to change DD's diaper. I love those family bathrooms. Anyway, DH is helping DS, and I lay DD on the changing table. I take off her tights, and poop goes flying. Not kidding. DH comes over to hold ber hands so that I can clean her off and she doesn't get full of poop. All the while chasing, DS back to the potty to sit as he has pooped a little in his underwear too. We got both kids cleaned up and changed outfits. I am so so so glad DH was with me as that would have been a whole lot worse by myself.

[Chrisse]

I feel like the throat punch is the A14 signature move.

[Chrisse]

Feb 7, 2015 8:32:26 GMT -5 messica said:

Can I have pie for breakfast? I think I'm having pie for breakfast.

So long as you share. Sharing is caring, you know.

[weeklyplanner]

Feb 7, 2015 8:46:51 GMT -5 messica said:

Update: I've decided on king cake and coffee for breakfast. My Louisiana is showing. I'll share my king cake!

What's King cake?

[weeklyplanner]

Feb 7, 2015 8:24:13 GMT -5 @Lemonpielover said:

Did you know you have to put a coffee cup under the Keurig machine when you make coffee? FML

I've yet to do that one. But, I have sat down multiple times and put my breast pump into my hands free bra without the bottles attached. BM everywhere!

[Chrisse]

Feb 7, 2015 8:54:50 GMT -5 messica said:

Whaaa....it's a pastry traditionally filled with cinnamon and covered in icing that is commonly eaten during carnival (Mardi Gras) season. There are a bunch of different variations but they mostly look like this:

Is that the one with the baby hidden in it?

[Chrisse]

Feb 7, 2015 9:01:07 GMT -5 messica said:

Feb 7, 2015 8:59:58 GMT -5 Chrisse said:

Is that the one with the baby hidden in it?

Yep. If you get the baby, you have to buy the next king cake.

Damn kids cost you money any way you look at it.

[Deleted]

I dropped DH off at the airport at 5 am. He will be gone a week. LO and i came home and went back to bed. I just finished watching Grey's in bed. I am going to miss H but I am looking forward to being sooooo lazy!

[cdseno]

Why is it when men don't listen or remember, it means you never said it?

[Deleted]

I love king cake. Many of my coworkers are from LA and always bring in king cake. But ours has the baby on the outside bc of choking hazard. Apparently too many people inhaled cake.

[sosayweall]

I can feel my blood sugar rising and crashing just looking at that king Cake

LO got up at his typical 4am feeding and then slept until 830!! I still woke up around 7 but it was amazing!

[cdseno]

Feb 7, 2015 9:47:35 GMT -5 @Lemonpielover said:

I do not want to go in to work. When we have clients that are pains in the ass, we put a giant blue dot in their record. For some reason, probably because I'm too nice and kinda know what i'm doing, these types of clients constantly flock to me. One in particular (and they're actually nice but just high maintenance) has a very old Shih Tzu that should have gone to Jesus a long time ago. Mean dog. I'm the only one that can touch it. Kidney failure, heart failure, back issues, just an overall hot mess. But, over the past year and a half, we've gotten the dog on a decent medication regiment. I thought I was done with these people, until Thursday. Apparently, the mother-in-law backed over the dog with her car. Fractured pelvis, broken ribs, just a disaster. Obviously in hysterics, they saw me and lost it even more. Kept saying how thankful they were that I was going to be here all weekend. I have a bad feeling that yesterday they flipped out because I wasn't there. Now I'm going to have to face them today. I'm scared.

Yikes. That poor dog. Perhaps this sounds cruel, but why are they keeping it alive if it is in such bad shape?

[cdseno]

Feb 7, 2015 10:08:32 GMT -5 @addysmama22 said:

I'm having a cheeseburger tonight bitches!


Sorry, I'm hangry.

Will you let us know all about the BM that follows that indulgence?

[skylark002]

My poor dog is starting to have back problems. She's a dachshund so it's really common. Surgery is 4k. I don't know what we're going to do. She's yelping every time we pick her up. I was thinking about getting insurance but I don't know how long I have to have it for it to kick in or if they'll say it's preexisting or whatever.

[acorn99]

I bought almond scented floor cleaner today....I was never so excited to mop my floors!! But now my house smells delicious and I want almond cookies.

[roccobabyk]

Now that we're home I can finally share. Although DD was the worst baby ever in the car all week she made up for it by sleeping from 8p-5a and back down until 8a all week. That hasn't happened since she was 8 weeks old. Guess she liked SC. It's okay to share now because she slept like crap last night.

Also she was perfect on the plane home! shevacc I checked jetblues in flight menu and didn't see anything you could order with peanuts. I even noticed that their chocolate chip cookies said no peanuts on the front of the bag. So maybe if you're ever wanting or needing to fly check into them. Sorry if I'm being creepy haha.

[daisylola11]

I also just realized u need to add water to the coffee maker... :/

[daisylola11]

Guess what movie I'm watching this morning

[Deleted]

I am sitting drinking a cup of coffee and reading a magazine LO fell asleep in his car seat while on the way home from doing errands for MIL. I wonder how long this will last???

[cdseno]

Here's what I learned today
1) don't go clothes shopping if you don't feel like your best self because everything will look like shit.
2) clothing manufacturers are out to make women feel like shit because they make clothes smaller every year
3) people pay way too much money to buy jeans with holes already in them
4) I have zero idea how to dress myself anymore

[daisylola11]

Feb 7, 2015 12:02:07 GMT -5 cdseno said:

Here's what I learned today
1) don't go clothes shopping if you don't feel like your best self because everything will look like shit.
2) clothing manufacturers are out to make women feel like shit because they make clothes smaller every year
3) people pay way too much money to buy jeans with holes already in them
4) I have zero idea how to dress myself anymore

This is why I haven't gone shopping for myself... I need to too. I'm sorry it made you feel shitty!!

[mrsnorris]

Feb 7, 2015 8:32:26 GMT -5 messica said:

Can I have pie for breakfast? I think I'm having pie for breakfast.

I realize that this is now irrelevant but you can absolutely have pie for breakfast! My mom makes me shoo fly pie for my birthday every year since I don't really like cake and it's actually a breakfast food. I think it's Pennsylvania Dutch.

Now I want some.

[Courtniko]

Feb 7, 2015 12:02:07 GMT -5 cdseno said:

Here's what I learned today
1) don't go clothes shopping if you don't feel like your best self because everything will look like shit.
2) clothing manufacturers are out to make women feel like shit because they make clothes smaller every year
3) people pay way too much money to buy jeans with holes already in them
4) I have zero idea how to dress myself anymore

Yeah, I have been dressing so badly since none of my good clothes fit, yet clothes shopping makes me feel like crap, so I am just stuck in this awful rut

[mrsnorris]

Feb 7, 2015 9:15:16 GMT -5 cdseno said:

Why is it when men don't listen or remember, it means you never said it?

This, unfortunately, is not limited to men.

[mrsnorris]

Feb 7, 2015 12:38:49 GMT -5 Courtniko said:

Feb 7, 2015 12:02:07 GMT -5 cdseno said:

Here's what I learned today
1) don't go clothes shopping if you don't feel like your best self because everything will look like shit.
2) clothing manufacturers are out to make women feel like shit because they make clothes smaller every year
3) people pay way too much money to buy jeans with holes already in them
4) I have zero idea how to dress myself anymore

Yeah, I have been dressing so badly since none of my good clothes fit, yet clothes shopping makes me feel like crap, so I am just stuck in this awful rut

Yep, me too. Although part of it is that everything I wear is peed, drooled and spit up on so its washed all the time, gets worn and faded fast and it needs to be nursing compatible so I just end up figuring it's not worth the money. I wouldn't look nice anyway Yoga pants and t shirts are my SAHM uniform at the moment.

[gingy]

Just a quick AW moment:
H is talking to his college roommate/best man who just had a DD a couple of weeks ago. I hear him say, "So how is she?! Is she sleeping? Is she eating well?" in his proud dad voice. It was so cute to hear him all nostalgic about the newborn days and doling out advice. Then, just as quickly as it came, it was gone when I hear him ask if his wife tore. I shout out, "You cant ask that!!!" and he looks at me like this

Apparently these are the convos men are ok having after their wives give birth.

[annbuhdan]

I must be on here reading too much because I got a card in the mail today from my SIL that has a butterfly on it. I instantly thought sosayweall.

[weeklyplanner]

I want to buy a baby scale. Everyone keeps saying how small
LO is, so I want to weigh him. Also, I have this huge urge to know how much he eats in the morning. My boobs are so full and he empties them with such skill, ha! Also, said full morning boobs make me want a boob job. I never thought I'd want one, but my boobs look so full and perky and it makes my waist look so thin.

I'm resisting the urge because I think I'll end up weighing him all the time out of curiosity to see how much he drinks all day. But then I'm like "oh, this scale will come in handy when we have future kids."

[briarrose]

ILs called and asked to come over today. I cant rationally be pissed because they haven't seen him since Christmas, but I am pissed anyway. Maybe you could have called yesterday to ask about today d-bags?
I fully intend on spending the entire time they are here in my kitchen doing the work I was actually planning on doing anyway. And NO WAY are they staying for the meal I am making. We need to eat and be at church by 6:30 so GTFO!