Do you have confessions on Friday?

[beersandweirs]

I was picking my nose with a tissue the other day and I had a booger that was so hard it broke through the tissue and jammed itself under my nail. I had a little red spot under my nail for like two days and it actually hurt, all from a booger...

[carolyngrace]

May 27, 2016 13:41:19 GMT -5 beersandweirs said:

I was picking my nose with a tissue the other day and I had a booger that was so hard it broke through the tissue and jammed itself under my nail. I had a little red spot under my nail for like two days and it actually hurt, all from a booger...

Lol #random #bigboogers

[carolyngrace]

I've never fibbed about things I've eaten. That jumbo bag of Swedish fish? Yeah I finished that in two nights, what are you going to do about it? That cookie you wanted? Oops, guess you should have grabbed it sooner.

[pghtruelove]

SO and I both have terrible eating habits so we shamefully always tell each other. I can't wait until we move so we can stop eating out.

[blueskiessmiling]

We always keep fresh baked goods on a certain shelf in the kitchen. Now, if I ever pause near it, DD will squak until I give her a bite of something. (This piggybacks nicely on my snacking in the pantry confession).

[musicfrk2002]

I spent $40 today.

At Dollar Tree.

[Deleted]

It's 230pm. Just did the deed with H while the kids are napping. The perks of having a H that works from home.

[mirage86]

I got some rechargeable batteries at a fantastic price a couple weeks ago. DH asked if they came fully charged or not. I wasn't sure, so I went ahead and put them in the charger. As I was cleaning the kitchen, I heard a hissing and popping noise. One of the batteries had burst and started slowly leaking fluid. Turns out I did not get rechargeable batteries. Then the next day I realized the rebate offer they'd come with had expired a month before, so they were just regular batteries for their regular price, and I accidentally destroyed 4 of them.

[Deleted]

I had a dream last night that I was pregnant and in the dream I cried when I found out. By cried I mean sadness not happiness. Weird.

[sammyca]

This is so gross but I'll tell you all anyway. I have a cold and for purely experimental purposes (I wanted to know if it could be done) I just nose-frida-ed myself.
*hangs head in shame

[musicfrk2002]

May 27, 2016 18:05:58 GMT -5 madymoiselle said:

May 27, 2016 17:52:13 GMT -5 budders said:

...but could it be done?

I was wondering it too.
sammyca

I'm wondering as well

[sammyca]

budders madymoiselle musicfrk2002 the answer is... no, it didn't work. The inclination to breathe in while sucking is too strong so nothing comes out. My H said maybe it only works on children but he wouldn't volunteer to be the sucker.

[musicfrk2002]

May 27, 2016 18:18:34 GMT -5 sammyca said:

budders madymoiselle musicfrk2002 the answer is... no, it didn't work. The inclination to breathe in while sucking is too strong so nothing comes out. My H said maybe it only works on children but he wouldn't volunteer to be the sucker.

Well that's sad that it doesn't work

[sammyca]

May 27, 2016 19:23:46 GMT -5 musicfrk2002 said:

May 27, 2016 18:18:34 GMT -5 sammyca said:

budders madymoiselle musicfrk2002 the answer is... no, it didn't work. The inclination to breathe in while sucking is too strong so nothing comes out. My H said maybe it only works on children but he wouldn't volunteer to be the sucker.

Well that's sad that it doesn't work

Lucky I know how to blow my nose unlike holliberry28 's MIL.

[carolyngrace]

May 27, 2016 16:32:36 GMT -5 @poppyc8 said:

It's 230pm. Just did the deed with H while the kids are napping. The perks of having a H that works from home.

So jealous! I have WAY more sexy energy during the day.