Actual convo between wife and son

[tjr42px]

My wife is helping our 3.5 year old make valentines for school.

Son: how come these don't work?-holds up safety scissors.
Wife: I don't know I was figuring you would know how they worked.
Son: I got it, see. Now it works.

Lol. That's a flashback to two years ago when MW got a smartphone.

Wife: (Nephew -6 y.o), show auntie how to get on the Internet.

Lol...I'm totally lost with technology. Just got into the smartphone age a year or so ago. I can text, read the news, and use this app is about all...lol. Clearly I over use "lol"

[tjr42px]

Today was full of hilarious LO randomness...

Me: Buddy please pick up the popcorn seeds. We don't want Scooby (dog incase that isn't clear) to eat them.
LO: ok.
5 mins pass
Me: Where did you put the popcorn seeds?
LO: I put them in here so Scooby can't get them ::points to foot and shakes sock with hand::
Immediately he turns to my wife
LO: mommy guess where I put the seeds!
MW: I'm guessing your sock because you just told me they were there.

Littleman looks at me bewildered, his mind just blown that mommy knew where the seeds were.

[eddiegotsole]

LOL funny stuff!