Kids say the darndest things!

[Unknown]

What funny things has your S13 toddler said recently?

[Unknown]

"Bunny went to neighbors house" (After I asked where the bunny that was in our backyard went)
"Go away, privacy please" (when she wanted to go pee pee potty)

I'll have to think, I'm sure there is a million.

[fiveohfive]

This morning I was told, "you have whiskers just like a cat, mommy"

Thanks Hun haha

[sugarkissed]

I'm sure I'll have something new to share as soon as she's up from her nap. Everything that she says makes me laugh lately. My current favourite is "Wow! That's amazing!" ...About everything. Lol.

[junewife]

"Poop comes out of my butt!"

[mommabakes]

When asked what kind of pizza she wanted "just frog pizza!"

When asked how she has so much energy "from breaking all of the hearts"

While watching me change DSs diaper "his penis is getting bigger! He has a penis, because he's a boy"

[mommabakes]

Thought of another one, from a couple of months ago!

Me "G, do you want to have another baby? "
G ",No"
Me "you don't want another brother or a sister?"
G, crying "NO! I want to keep Hennnnrrryyyyyy!"

[sugarkissed]

While changing her diaper this morning:

"No poop! Just a wedgie!"

[carli]

Hey hey everyone! I have been gone for so long from here!!! I'm so glad to see your all still around! I just happened on TCF today and wanted to participate!

Yesterday I was resting my eyes on the couch and DD said "Elsa...ELSA!" When I opened my eyes she said "do you wanna build a snowman?" Lol

Also, there have been 3 times now that she has come to me and said "I broke my leg". I have no idea what's brought that on.

Oh! And one more...I asked her to help me pick up the toys the other day...her response..."no my stomach hurts. I mean no, my ear hurts". Lol, she was fine.

I guess I have a hypochondriac princess on my hands lol

[salemkitty]

He calls guacamole. Camolie.
Quesadilla are Dias or pizza
He told me this morning thank you you are the best!
He told me yesterday I was a rockstar.
He introduced me to every elderly person at the store

[lilqt3929]

salemkitty DD calls quesadillas "pizza " as well. Makes sense I guess. And lol at rockstar, you go Mama!!

[Unknown]

I made pork chops with cream of mushroom and DD asked at dinner if it was bird poop. DH thought it was hysterical.

[fiveohfive]

Jun 9, 2016 20:01:27 GMT -5 Unknown said:

I made pork chops with cream of mushroom and DD asked at dinner if it was bird poop. DH thought it was hysterical.

That is amazing! Haha

[salemkitty]

He is singing a song he called "mommas song" it goes, "going to target, going to target, I'm singing mommas song going to target

[junewife]

"Mom, do you want to taste my stinky fart?"

No, son. No I do not.

[sugarkissed]

Me: "Mommy is going to take a shower now!"
DD: "Should mama wash her hair?"
Me: "Should I?"
DD: "Probably should. It's so dirty."

Thanks kid. Haha.. maybe if you'd take longer naps I could wash it more frequently.

[Unknown]

Jun 10, 2016 10:44:56 GMT -5 salemkitty said:

He is singing a song he called "mommas song" it goes, "going to target, going to target, I'm singing mommas song going to target

Best song ever!

[Unknown]

DD is sitting on Dada's lap on the back deck and she points up to the moon

DD: Dada, pick me up. I wanna to touch the moon
DH: Sorry honey it's to high up
DD: Get your ladder and get me the moon
DH: Anything you want

Yep, cutest conversation ever.

[mommytoone]

DS1: mommy it's going to rain tomorrow
Me: who told you
DS1: umm.. The sky did silly

[sugarkissed]

Today is DD2's birthday!! I have a one year old!! With that being said... we walked into her room this morning and sang Happy Birthday.

DD1 hears us and runs into the room with a huge smile on her face. As soon as she gets to the doorway, he smile fades and she says "Where is the cake!?!?" Lol.

[Unknown]

sugarkissed, Happy Happy Birthday to B!! How exciting!

[Deleted]

Kayla was crying while we were brushing their teeth the other night, getting them ready for bed. Ashley looks over to me and goes, "Kayla's crying." I say, "Yes, she is." Ashley says, "Kayla's tired."

Ashley (while visiting with my parents this past weekend): "Mommy and Daddy can go home. I stay here. I can talk to you on iPad."

Both of them when I ask what country they live in: "I don't want to talk about that."

Kayla: "Grandpa is a lazy bones!"

[Unknown]

Bunny wabbit ate Dada's garden. Dada sad.

[salemkitty]

DS has started calling the library the bookberry

[lilqt3929]

Once in a while when I ask DD to do something (walk down the stairs when she wants me to carry her or help pickup her toys) she will tell me her legs are broken so she can't. I guess I must of made that comment at some point not thinking she'd pick up on it like that. She said it to Daddy the other night and he was dumfounded hahaha.