Let's have another edition of things you never thought you would hear yourself say as a parent, or funny things you didn't realize you would have to explain as a parent. These always make me giggle, and I'm in a foul mood today so I could use the laughs.
DS born 2011 (@35 weeks gestation on my bday) after 2 years TTC and 3 medicated IUIs
DD born 2014 after 1 year TTC, two MCs and 3 medicated IUIs
Dx anovulatory
Diagonsed PCOS 3 miscarriages in 2011
May 25th- Beta #1 369;May 27th- Beta #2 798 Baby girl born Jan 23, 9lbs 3oz, 21 1/4" long
May 27th-Beta #1 80; May 29th- Beta #2 304; May 31st- Beta #3 860
Jan 28, 8lbs 2oz, 20.5" long
H "poopy?" Me "although smelly your father is not poopy."
I should also mention she walked over to hubby and lifted his bathrobe in the back while asking if he was poopy.
This reminds me that I got gas in my car this weekend. MH used to always fill my car up for me, and would take E with him sometimes. E asked me what we were doing and I told her we were getting gas. Here's what happened next:
E: Gas? Me: Gas. E: Gas? Me: Gas. E: Daddy gas? Me: Tee hee, no mommy gas. E: Oh. Mommy gas is perfect! I love it! Me: Thanks E, it IS perfect, isn't it?
"Get your foot out of the cat's butt, please." (She was sitting down with her legs out in front of her with one foot shoved up against the cat's butt.)
"No, honey, we don't high-five the cat."
"Can you roar at Grandpa?" (Roaring at Grandpa over FaceTime is a favorite activity.)
"Please leave your sister's poopy diaper alone."
"Seriously, that diaper is gross. Leave it alone."
Interestingly, I just had to tell E that we don't put our fingers in our butt at the dinner table.
How about 'we don't put our fingers in mommy's butt'? oh yes, I really said that. I got out of the shower and was drying off when little fingers were suddenly present! Unfortunately I jumped, so now she thinks it's funny
Started TTC# 1 5/10
DX: Unexplained IF
Lots of IUI's and 3 IVFs later we have a daughter!

TTC #2 IVF #4 and an FET brought us DD #2 on St. Patrick's Day!
While at a rest stop on a road trip, I had both kids in the stall with me (DH was not with us), DS1 yelled, "Mommy, where's your big penis?" The rest stop was crowded, so there were a few snickers. I told him we would talk about the difference between boys and girls while not at a rest stop.
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