Monday Bitchfest!

[Sparkly]

Feb 9, 2015 10:15:45 GMT -5 spaghettioh said:

Just did a reference check for a job candidate. The reference turned out to be her father. WUTTT??

#awkward

[cateyes]

Feb 9, 2015 10:38:53 GMT -5 BrewGirl said:

I loathe my step MIL. That is all. I would break the internet if I wrote all the reasons why.

[paloslee]

Its Monday....I had a acne breakout over the weekend, haven't gotten my cross hairs and my DH keeps asking me what's my temp!!!!

[squeakyduck]

We had a double infant baptism in church yesterday. And my dad was the assisting Elder. It was hard.

Plus my rear right turn signal is out and now I have to deal with that.

[hobbesgal]

I did not eat enough chocolate covered espresso beans to deal with today yet.

[MrsC0617]

Hugs @littleliverpill. I hope everything works out for you.

I had an awful week with my principal last week. I full on got in trouble for telling a few of my colleagues (who I consider dear friends) about a meeting I had with him where he belittled my teaching strategies. I had a meeting with the union president on Fri and she told me that there's not much I can do to combat his shitty behavior because I'm still a temporary teacher. I'm so upset and ragey that he can get away with that.

As if that wasn't upsetting enough, when I told my mom to try to get some support, she flipped the fuck out, getting even more upset than I was and taking it very personally. Long story short, she's using that as an excuse for one of her drinking binges this week. That's really what I need right now.

[wanderingheart]

Feb 9, 2015 11:07:17 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

wanderingheart - That's obnoxious. Would your SIL actually be hurt or is your MIL just saying that?

I have a SIL that's the exact same way. We had plans with her the night I ended up going to the hospital for my CP. We ended up telling her so she wouldn't cry about us blowing her off. She still ended up upset because we had told BIL (whose wife had a very recent loss) before her. Some people just like to make everything about themselves.

That's ridiculous that she would get upset about that! People just don't get that it's not playing favorites, it's just who can relate and therefore support you the best.

My SIL would probably actually get upset. She is very sensitive and insecure. She will tell us all the time she feels left out that we live close to each other, and she lives so far away. I feel bad for her, but it's not like it's something we can fix. She will not talk to any of us for a few months, then send us a FB message about how left out she feels and doesn't know what's going on in our lives. I love her, but she is just so fragile sometimes. I just let MH deal with her, honestly.

[mlgnumbers]

Oh, also! My phone fell out of my pocket into the unflushed toilet last night. I put it in rice all night, and it turned on just fine this morning. The battery was really low, though, so I plugged it in to charge, and it won't recognize the charger. So it died, and now I can't charge it back up. So I'm phoneless for the day: on a snow day, while working from home, with kids home from school. And I won't be able to get to the store until probably Wednesday. Grrr!!!

[getzystark]

THERE ARE QUICK TAGS!!!! WHAT!!!!

Okay sorry. But that's seriously awesome. And it made my day.

My bitch (even though now my day has been made by quick tags) is my upper back. I tweaked my back/neck by sleeping wrong on it a few days ago and it's been slowly getting better. Last night, I changed pillows and made a conscious effort to NOT sleep on my stomach. I woke up and my back/neck hurts WORSE. FRACK.

[GoBigOrGoGnome]

Feb 9, 2015 11:35:46 GMT -5 getzystark said:

THERE ARE QUICK TAGS!!!! WHAT!!!!

Okay sorry. But that's seriously awesome. And it made my day.

My bitch (even though now my day has been made by quick tags) is my upper back. I tweaked my back/neck by sleeping wrong on it a few days ago and it's been slowly getting better. Last night, I changed pillows and made a conscious effort to NOT sleep on my stomach. I woke up and my back/neck hurts WORSE. FRACK.

Oh shit! I was about to say I didn't see them but then I quoted you and I get it. I like it! Some people's names are hard to remember and I am lazy. 

Sorry about your neck/back getzystark. It fucking sucks when those hurt.

[longlivetheevilqueen]

It's Monday and I'm sick with an awful cold. Today will be spent sleeping in a Nyquil coma.

[ohinvrtedworld]

Feb 9, 2015 11:07:17 GMT -5 pippacricket said:

wanderingheart - That's obnoxious. Would your SIL actually be hurt or is your MIL just saying that?

I have a SIL that's the exact same way. We had plans with her the night I ended up going to the hospital for my CP. We ended up telling her so she wouldn't cry about us blowing her off. She still ended up upset because we had told BIL (whose wife had a very recent loss) before her. Some people just like to make everything about themselves.

I only love titted because I agree with you that that is ridiculous.

ETA My Monday bitchfest is inwardly focused, because I need to get in better shape but have no. motivation. I am not at an unhealthy weight, but I just miss my size from 2 years ago. Wahhh.

And Kanye is a douche for saying after the Grammys that Beck should've given his award to Beyonce. He probably said it just to keep up with his image of being an arrogant ass, but still -- rude.

[getzystark]

Feb 9, 2015 11:40:15 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Feb 9, 2015 11:35:46 GMT -5 getzystark said:

THERE ARE QUICK TAGS!!!! WHAT!!!!

Okay sorry. But that's seriously awesome. And it made my day.

My bitch (even though now my day has been made by quick tags) is my upper back. I tweaked my back/neck by sleeping wrong on it a few days ago and it's been slowly getting better. Last night, I changed pillows and made a conscious effort to NOT sleep on my stomach. I woke up and my back/neck hurts WORSE. FRACK.

Oh shit! I was about to say I didn't see them but then I quoted you and I get it. I like it! Some people's names are hard to remember and I am lazy. 

Sorry about your neck/back getzystark. It fucking sucks when those hurt.

As soon as I read neck/back I thought of the song "My Neck, My Back" and then I completed the rest of the line in my head, which I will not repeat on here. lol.

[squeakyduck]

Feb 9, 2015 11:43:27 GMT -5 @bloodyjack87 said:

So Friday night I decided to make an infertility board on Pinterest. Saturday afternoon I get a text from my SIL asking about it and I text her back and say we are having trouble and getting tests done. She of course tells me to relax and not stress, and I of course was annoyed that she told me to relax. So, I tell H that I'm annoyed she said that and he tells me it's not fair for me to get mad about it because people have good intentions. Well fuck that! In my mind when someone tells me to relax they are essentially saying "It's your fault you're not getting pregnant," which is bullshit. It's not my fault that I have PCOS and irregular periods, and it's not H's fault that he has a low sperm count and motility. Ugh, I'm just pissed off if you can't tell.

I had to straight up tell my BFF that saying "relax" does blame me. Can you tell your SIL that?
You have my sympathy. ((hugs))

[nachobutt]

Feb 9, 2015 11:49:39 GMT -5 getzystark said:

Feb 9, 2015 11:40:15 GMT -5 GoBigOrGoGnome said:

Oh shit! I was about to say I didn't see them but then I quoted you and I get it. I like it! Some people's names are hard to remember and I am lazy. 

Sorry about your neck/back getzystark. It fucking sucks when those hurt.

As soon as I read neck/back I thought of the song "My Neck, My Back" and then I completed the rest of the line in my head, which I will not repeat on here. lol.

Lick my......

[fuzzylogic]

I hate fundraisers. But I especially hate when you schedule a fundraiser with the office, like you are supposed to, and other people swoop in and schedule one on top of you, making it hard for both groups to raise anything because now people may have to make a choice.

I'm lookin' at you, cheer coach. And tennis coach.

[nachobutt]

I have another bitch, I spent Hours cleaning/de-scaling my Keurig to get it to work again. I let vinegar sit for four hours, and ran countless runs of water afterwards. It worked with water just fine.

I tried making coffee this morning...and NOPE. nothing. not even water. WTF!

[mlgnumbers]

Feb 9, 2015 11:54:24 GMT -5 nachobutt said:

Feb 9, 2015 11:49:39 GMT -5 getzystark said:

As soon as I read neck/back I thought of the song "My Neck, My Back" and then I completed the rest of the line in my head, which I will not repeat on here. lol.

Lick my......

Uhh, just like that!

[goldenlove3]

I crashed on a black diamond while skiing on Friday and hurt my thumb. Not having a fully functioning thumb sucks. I didn't realize how much I used the damn thing.

[diamondsndaisies]

Bitch#2- walked into the office this morning and it smelled like sewer....literally. So now I am freezing my ass off due to the windows and patio doors being opened to help with the smell. We have no idea why its smelling like this. We have a 2nd story office and our toilets aren't backed up, so who knows.

[wanderingheart]

Feb 9, 2015 11:43:27 GMT -5 @bloodyjack87 said:

So Friday night I decided to make an infertility board on Pinterest. Saturday afternoon I get a text from my SIL asking about it and I text her back and say we are having trouble and getting tests done. She of course tells me to relax and not stress, and I of course was annoyed that she told me to relax. So, I tell H that I'm annoyed she said that and he tells me it's not fair for me to get mad about it because people have good intentions. Well fuck that! In my mind when someone tells me to relax they are essentially saying "It's your fault you're not getting pregnant," which is bullshit. It's not my fault that I have PCOS and irregular periods, and it's not H's fault that he has a low sperm count and motility. Ugh, I'm just pissed off if you can't tell.

Hugs. People can be insensitive, especially when they're clueless about your situation. When I told my SIL (not the one in my other post), she asked me what I would want out of our situation. I told her I'd want my body to do what it was designed to do, duh.

ETA : mobile and autocorrect sucks.

[Ray]

My bitch is that I am STILL sore from sexy time Sunday am. Ouch ouch ouch!

[Unknown]

We put our dog down early this morning and it's CD1, so fuck that shit.

[squeakyduck]

Feb 9, 2015 12:15:45 GMT -5 Unknown said:

We put our dog down early this morning and it's CD1, so fuck that shit.

All the hugs Unknown.

[nachobutt]

Feb 9, 2015 12:15:45 GMT -5 Unknown said:

We put our dog down early this morning and it's CD1, so fuck that shit.

((hugs)) I'm so sorry.

[wanderingheart]

Creepy Internet hugs Unknown. I'm sorry.

[kasaundrar]

Unknown, I am so sorry for your loss.


My bitch is that it is finals week and I am going to be on my period for valentines day. Damn.

[rooskie]

Feb 9, 2015 12:15:45 GMT -5 Unknown said:

We put our dog down early this morning and it's CD1, so fuck that shit.

(Hugs). Hopefully there is plenty of wine and chocolate in your day.

[kasaundrar]

Feb 9, 2015 12:28:49 GMT -5 @bloodyjack87 said:

Feb 9, 2015 12:25:36 GMT -5 kasaundrar said:

Unknown, I am so sorry for your loss.


My bitch is that it is finals week and I am going to be on my period for valentines day. Damn.

That blows, but on the bright side you should be surrounded by chocolate!

Exactly! Thank you for pointing out the silver lining

[fallbaby11]

Feb 9, 2015 12:15:45 GMT -5 Unknown said:

We put our dog down early this morning and it's CD1, so fuck that shit.

I am so sorry about your dog. Hugs to you.