Blind Reveal Thread - You Go Here Now

[Tater]

Omg. My kid is the neediest he has been in weeks. Of course.

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[jorkzy]

Jul 4, 2016 12:43:58 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Maybe he's not that into it either. Maybe they just want to sail around in yachts, drinking expensive champagne and watching tv. Is that so wrong?

I like the sound of this.

[Cherhorowitz]

I liked Paris after that article about how she's really smart came out. I expected better of her.

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Welp. See you all in two hours.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

[BurritosAtEveryMeal]

Phew. All caught up. Toddler passed out just in time.

I hope Jana breaks free. Pete Wentz is a jerk. I have no feels about the other blinds but did LOL at JimBoob.

MOAR please.

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Jul 4, 2016 13:06:05 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I like Paris after that article about how she's really smart came out. I expected better of her.

now I know that was an article she paid for. Brux's Blund Reveal!

[Tater]

Paris is a trifling ho

[easilyunamused]

Jul 4, 2016 13:06:51 GMT -5 @jaidit said:

I think Nicky is the only Hilton who is not batshit crazy.

And she married very well.

[sakura0019]

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 13:06:42 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Jul 4, 2016 13:06:05 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I like Paris after that article about how she's really smart came out. I expected better of her.

now I know that was an article she paid for. Brux's Blund Reveal!

Blund Reveal indeed.

[Deleted]

Shhh...It's ok, everyone. Let's regroup.

[sakura0019]

IT WORKED!!!!!!!

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2016 13:02:32 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

This former A+ list reality star who thankfully does not get any kind of television work any longer makes it clear to her car service that she will not get in the car if a man of color is driving. Strangely enough, she is fine with a woman of color driving.

Paris Hilton

Oh my fuck noooo. Wtf.

[jorkzy]

Jul 4, 2016 12:59:28 GMT -5 @bobyn1113 said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:58:07 GMT -5 @littlestjerry said:

Jesus Christ.

🙄

At least I can use emojis now. Where's my fucking Angela Lansbury blind?

Dammit, LSJ. Angela or Dick, pick one. You can't have it both ways.

Mariah picks Angela.

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Jul 4, 2016 13:09:40 GMT -5 @littlestjerry said:

Cabot Cover isn't real, though. I already looked it up.

It's like Neverland - it's real if you believe. 

[erinshelley21]

Jul 4, 2016 12:58:24 GMT -5 @clgsquared said:

I've been pooping too long. My family is on to me. Cannot.catch.up

I feel your pain. My kid keeps wanting to and bathe and stuff. No H to relieve me until Wednesday. I will never be caught up.

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Nice

[Cherhorowitz]

It all started last month. A kind of war brewing during the Golden Globes. Oh, there have been a few potshots at other awards throughout the season, but last month it really picked up steam. This foreign born A list director who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee started trash talking this former A list mostly movie actor. The actor starred in one of the director’s recent movies but starred in a competitor this award season. Apparently the director started trash talking the actor and the rest of the cast and called the director of the current movie a hack or something to that effect. The director went on to trash this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and starred in a movie for the director. Her significant other was a part of the competition too and our director said he would never hire the significant other. This just went on and on. Our a-hole of a director did not limit himself to just trashing his biggest competition, he took shots at every crew member or actor who was competing against his film for awards.
Things got so bad that our a-hole director almost came to blows during the Academy Awards with a nominated crew member at the Golden Globes. At an event earlier this month, the pair had to be separated again. Last night, the tensions were super high. Some idiot sat the cast and crew of the three movies close to each other and during every commercial break they would start in on each other. If there had been more booze last night, there would have been fights. Our a-hole director was throwing the bird and shade at everyone who won not involved in his project. Backstage, the director got shoved by a crew member from the biggest winner of the night.

A list director: Alejandro González Iñárritu
A list movie actor: Michael Keaton
Recent movie: “The Revenant”
Competitor movie: “Spotlight”
Director: Tom McCarthy
A-/B+ list movie actress: Naomi Watts
Movie made with director: “Birdman”
Significant other: Liev Schreiber

[jorkzy]

Jul 4, 2016 13:06:05 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I liked Paris after that article about how she's really smart came out. I expected better of her.

She is?

[Tater]

My kid is legit writing a novel and wants me to spell for him.

Is this real life? Does he even know it's blind day?

[rocksforludo]

Jul 4, 2016 13:01:30 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Me, as I enjoy my last few minutes before the cabin door closes

[Cherhorowitz]

I have no commentary on that one because I'm exhausted from reading it.

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 13:13:33 GMT -5 jorkzy said:

Jul 4, 2016 13:06:05 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I liked Paris after that article about how she's really smart came out. I expected better of her.

She is?

broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/paris-hilton-profile-2015-19-fragrances-and-counting-heiress


Its a really good read. 

[Deleted]

I'm not even halfway!
Me right now:


Those first two were just awful.
The Mariah one almost didn't need a reveal at the end.

Off to continue catching up!



Edit: Of course my gif failed. If this fix doesn't work, I'm leaving it. I've probably fallen back six more pages!!

[jorkzy]

Jul 4, 2016 13:12:08 GMT -5 @iliketurtles said:

If I were rich and famous I would only want a female driver. Somebody who would have my back and not let paps take pictures of my wasted ass.

Male drivers can do this too though.

[namastebiotches]

Information overload on the last one
Don't know much about all involved

[easilyunamused]

Dammit, I have to go take a hike. Literally. See you all on the other side!

[rocksforludo]

Sweet Mary, naptime is here.

[rocksforludo]

Jul 4, 2016 13:07:55 GMT -5 @annperkins said:

Shhh...It's ok, everyone. Let's regroup.

ILY