Blind Reveal Thread - You Go Here Now

[mrsjene]

That last one reminded me of my mother trying to feed me gossip about distant relatives I barely know.

Could not follow.

[easilyunamused]

That director always seemed a little aggressive.

[RajahMD]

Jul 4, 2016 13:13:58 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I have no commentary on that one because I'm exhausted from reading it.

I'm pretty sure I got lost halfway through. I'm still not really sure what happened.

[rocksforludo]

Jul 4, 2016 13:12:50 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

It all started last month. A kind of war brewing during the Golden Globes. Oh, there have been a few potshots at other awards throughout the season, but last month it really picked up steam. This foreign born A list director who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee started trash talking this former A list mostly movie actor. The actor starred in one of the director’s recent movies but starred in a competitor this award season. Apparently the director started trash talking the actor and the rest of the cast and called the director of the current movie a hack or something to that effect. The director went on to trash this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and starred in a movie for the director. Her significant other was a part of the competition too and our director said he would never hire the significant other. This just went on and on. Our a-hole of a director did not limit himself to just trashing his biggest competition, he took shots at every crew member or actor who was competing against his film for awards.
Things got so bad that our a-hole director almost came to blows during the Academy Awards with a nominated crew member at the Golden Globes. At an event earlier this month, the pair had to be separated again. Last night, the tensions were super high. Some idiot sat the cast and crew of the three movies close to each other and during every commercial break they would start in on each other. If there had been more booze last night, there would have been fights. Our a-hole director was throwing the bird and shade at everyone who won not involved in his project. Backstage, the director got shoved by a crew member from the biggest winner of the night.

A list director: Alejandro González Iñárritu
A list movie actor: Michael Keaton
Recent movie: “The Revenant”
Competitor movie: “Spotlight”
Director: Tom McCarthy
A-/B+ list movie actress: Naomi Watts
Movie made with director: “Birdman”
Significant other: Liev Schreiber

Jesus, I need a flow chart for this one.

[sakura0019]

I apologize - I'm a dog with a new trick

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2016 13:13:58 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I have no commentary on that one because I'm exhausted from reading it.

I couldn't get through it. I'm waiting for the next one.

[rocksforludo]

Jul 4, 2016 13:17:41 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

That last one reminded me of my mother trying to feed me gossip about distant relatives I barely know.

Could not follow.

You know, Larry, Jean's second cousin's ex-fiancee. He graduated 6 years ahead of you.

[RajahMD]

Jul 4, 2016 13:19:55 GMT -5 sakura0019 said:

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I apologize - I'm a dog with a new trick[/quote]
Close. You used the right slash for the first [], but the wrong one for the second one. You can do it!

ETA: And now my quote box is uber screwed up. Fuck it.

[mrsjene]

Jul 4, 2016 13:21:15 GMT -5 jennykat said:

Wait, so is Inarritu or McCarthy the asshole?

Inarritu. But he's known for being difficult.

[namastebiotches]

Next one's boring to me

[rocksforludo]

PEOPLE. Start a practice thread or something.

[mrsjene]

Jul 4, 2016 13:21:47 GMT -5 rocksforludo said:

Jul 4, 2016 13:17:41 GMT -5 mrsjene said:

That last one reminded me of my mother trying to feed me gossip about distant relatives I barely know.

Could not follow.

You know, Larry, Jean's second cousin's ex-fiancee. He graduated 6 years ahead of you.

Uh, I guess, mom.

[RajahMD]

Jul 4, 2016 13:21:55 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

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ETA: GDI!

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So close!

[rocksforludo]

Jul 4, 2016 13:23:09 GMT -5 namastebiotches said:

Next one's boring to me

Cher is gonna be pissed.

[namastebiotches]

Jul 4, 2016 13:24:05 GMT -5 Lord Disick said:

Jul 4, 2016 13:23:09 GMT -5 namastebiotches said:

Next one's boring to me

No reading ahead!

I can't help it!!!

[McBenny]

Jul 4, 2016 13:04:25 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Jul 4, 2016 13:02:02 GMT -5 namastebiotches said:

How often are the reveals posted throughout the day?

Every 15 minutes. But I kind of watch and wait if we're into a discussion. I should have been there to stop the arguing but MH needed a bone. Literally. Ha. Ha. Ha.

No one was arguing. It was typical I don't like what's you said bullshit.

Glad you got you one early on.

[redlamp]

Jul 4, 2016 12:35:42 GMT -5 ghostmonkey said:

Jul 4, 2016 12:24:39 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Dancer's body.

Any dancer worth a shit lifts weights and certainty more than 3 lbs. They aren't going to be running hypertrophy cycles or testing 1 rep maxes ever most likely, but they do actual lifting to correct muscle imbalances. Not prancing around for hours on end with a 1 lb dumbbell. 

Tracy is exploiting women's fear of getting "bulky". She's pretty much the worst.

Yeah I remember her whole thing was making you "teeny tiny" instead of focusing on strength and fitness. What kinda fitness professional says teeny tiny should be your goal? Not everyone's body is meant to be that small.
Then again, I guess she knows her audience. Meh.

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2016 13:12:50 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

It all started last month. A kind of war brewing during the Golden Globes. Oh, there have been a few potshots at other awards throughout the season, but last month it really picked up steam. This foreign born A list director who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee started trash talking this former A list mostly movie actor. The actor starred in one of the director’s recent movies but starred in a competitor this award season. Apparently the director started trash talking the actor and the rest of the cast and called the director of the current movie a hack or something to that effect. The director went on to trash this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and starred in a movie for the director. Her significant other was a part of the competition too and our director said he would never hire the significant other. This just went on and on. Our a-hole of a director did not limit himself to just trashing his biggest competition, he took shots at every crew member or actor who was competing against his film for awards.
Things got so bad that our a-hole director almost came to blows during the Academy Awards with a nominated crew member at the Golden Globes. At an event earlier this month, the pair had to be separated again. Last night, the tensions were super high. Some idiot sat the cast and crew of the three movies close to each other and during every commercial break they would start in on each other. If there had been more booze last night, there would have been fights. Our a-hole director was throwing the bird and shade at everyone who won not involved in his project. Backstage, the director got shoved by a crew member from the biggest winner of the night.

A list director: Alejandro González Iñárritu
A list movie actor: Michael Keaton
Recent movie: “The Revenant”
Competitor movie: “Spotlight”
Director: Tom McCarthy
A-/B+ list movie actress: Naomi Watts
Movie made with director: “Birdman”
Significant other: Liev Schreiber

I'm going to need a visual aid

[loveswaffles]

Phew, all caught up. Putting the toddler to bed and giving my phone time to charge so I can stick around for the rest of the evening 🙂

[snowbigdeal]

I love Naomi Watts so much. And Liev Schrriver by proxy. That's all I got.

[Cherhorowitz]

Let's all be bored TOGETHER then, shall we?

[rocksforludo]

I'm jealous of everyone in Europe where it's bedtime already.

[Cherhorowitz]

This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show pretended to be all noble about appearing, but like a few others was paid between 50-100K to appear and some even had talking points prepared for them.

Kerry Washington

[Renarene]

Jul 4, 2016 13:12:50 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

It all started last month. A kind of war brewing during the Golden Globes. Oh, there have been a few potshots at other awards throughout the season, but last month it really picked up steam. This foreign born A list director who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee started trash talking this former A list mostly movie actor. The actor starred in one of the director’s recent movies but starred in a competitor this award season. Apparently the director started trash talking the actor and the rest of the cast and called the director of the current movie a hack or something to that effect. The director went on to trash this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and starred in a movie for the director. Her significant other was a part of the competition too and our director said he would never hire the significant other. This just went on and on. Our a-hole of a director did not limit himself to just trashing his biggest competition, he took shots at every crew member or actor who was competing against his film for awards.
Things got so bad that our a-hole director almost came to blows during the Academy Awards with a nominated crew member at the Golden Globes. At an event earlier this month, the pair had to be separated again. Last night, the tensions were super high. Some idiot sat the cast and crew of the three movies close to each other and during every commercial break they would start in on each other. If there had been more booze last night, there would have been fights. Our a-hole director was throwing the bird and shade at everyone who won not involved in his project. Backstage, the director got shoved by a crew member from the biggest winner of the night.

A list director: Alejandro González Iñárritu
A list movie actor: Michael Keaton
Recent movie: “The Revenant”
Competitor movie: “Spotlight”
Director: Tom McCarthy
A-/B+ list movie actress: Naomi Watts
Movie made with director: “Birdman”
Significant other: Liev Schreiber

I doubled the tequila in my margarita so it might just be that... But this is confusing as fuck.

[bepandnick]

Not shocked about Kerry Washington

[easilyunamused]

Appear for what?

[Renarene]

Jul 4, 2016 13:13:46 GMT -5 Tater said:

My kid is legit writing a novel and wants me to spell for him.

Is this real life? Does he even know it's blind day?

You have to tell him. I told my mil, mh and DD. I'm now drinking margaritas in peace and catching up.

[rocksforludo]

Jul 4, 2016 13:28:24 GMT -5 @leatherpants said:

Jul 4, 2016 13:26:30 GMT -5 @annperkins said:

I'm going to need a visual aid

Here's your visual aid, as requested

Do I get to use my Labyrinth gifs now?! @bruxannie?

[namastebiotches]

[Cherhorowitz]

Jul 4, 2016 13:29:19 GMT -5 bookshelves said:

Appearing... where?

Sorry. Academy Awards.