Would GKU use this exercise apparatus? (sex toys)

[PepperPottsJ]

Price tag aside...  would anyone ever use this,  or if you have, I'm super curious about the games??

Of course I found this treasure on Goop

[PepperPottsJ]

this is highly amusing to me

"Is Elvie easy to use?
Elvie is a small pebble shaped pod that you place inside just like a tampon. It links to the Elvie app which tracks your fun, five minute pelvic floor workouts. We have tested Elvie on over 150 women, so we are confident that it is comfortable to use and it even arrives in two sizes."

[daisy818]

Well, the website kept freezing on me, but that seems to be one of those products that is primarily designed to make rich people feel special. Normal Kegel exercises are for poor people! I have an app to do mine because I am so fancy.

[ironbaby]

Nope nope nope.

Also, it's shaped very similarly to the WeVibe, which I didn't find very comfortable.

[savigirl]

Only if I had major issues not solved with normal kegals. As a PT I can see how this could be helpful in therapy for women's health patients.

[ohinvrtedworld]

Am I weird for totally thinking I'd be likelier to do kegels if there were some game or incentive involved? But DNW to spend Goop-level money on something like that.

[PepperPottsJ]

Jul 23, 2016 17:30:43 GMT -5 ohinvrtedworld said:

Am I weird for totally thinking I'd be likelier to do kegels if there were some game or incentive involved? But DNW to spend Goop-level money on something like that.

the website has a 10% discount (i am quite fascinated...) and agree with a game i might be more responsible.  Still cant pull the trigger though

[daisy818]

Jul 23, 2016 18:19:06 GMT -5 ****** said:

S/S: not concerned about my pelvic strength. Not looking to enter any pelvic strength competitions any time soon.

[icedtea]

On the one hand, I need to do better by my pelvic floor, and I'm easily incentivized by games.

On the other hand, this is hella expensive and Goop recommends it. So.

[PepperPottsJ]

::ducks for cover:: I have found some helpful normal people stuff on goop... FFSC, I'd WK GP?

[PepperPottsJ]

Jul 23, 2016 19:49:21 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jul 23, 2016 19:45:59 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

::ducks for cover:: I have found some helpful normal people stuff on goop... FFSC, I'd WK GP?

What is goop?

a largely tone deaf "lifestyle" website started by Gwyneth Paltrow

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Jul 23, 2016 20:05:23 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

I don't want Goop all up in my vagina.

Don't ever use Crinone, then. LOL.

[PepperPottsJ]

Jul 23, 2016 20:32:28 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jul 23, 2016 20:21:12 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Not even her $15000 24K gold dildo?

. That looks to thin to be enjoyed. For 15000 it better be as round as a coke can

uh no thanks to a coke can???  i just crossed my legs!

[PepperPottsJ]

Jul 23, 2016 20:37:44 GMT -5 @pineappleoranges said:

Jul 23, 2016 20:35:09 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

uh no thanks to a coke can???  i just crossed my legs!

ok/what about a redbull can?

Now we're talking!

[icedtea]

Jul 23, 2016 20:21:12 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Jul 23, 2016 20:05:23 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

I don't want Goop all up in my vagina.

Not even her $15000 24K gold dildo?

I can't decide if I want to know if this is real or not. 

[icedtea]

ugaqueencity, I almost lost faith in the world, but those reviews have saved me.

[icedtea]

"Thor Buckswallow" haaaa

[PepperPottsJ]

/ded

GOLD POOP
When I put it in my butt, it looks like I am pooping gold. 5 STARS!!!

ugaqueencity, icedtea

[icedtea]

PepperPottsJ, don't you want "your toes [to] curl while your left arm goes numb as receptors fly across your body delivering messages that could end world hunger"?

[PepperPottsJ]

OMFG I can't

www.lelo.com/hex-condoms-original

[icedtea]

[icedtea]

Wait. Is this a tux for a penis?

www.lelo.com/tux

[PepperPottsJ]

Jul 23, 2016 21:22:38 GMT -5 icedtea said:

Wait. Is this a tux for a penis?

www.lelo.com/tux

This one i cant wrap my head around 

[icedtea]

Jul 23, 2016 21:31:14 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

Jul 23, 2016 21:22:38 GMT -5 icedtea said:

Wait. Is this a tux for a penis?

www.lelo.com/tux

This one i cant wrap my head around 

I read the page over and over, sure I was missing something. But, no. It's a tuxedo for a penis. It truly has all been done.

[JustJudy]

Jul 23, 2016 18:36:55 GMT -5 daisy818 said:

Jul 23, 2016 18:19:06 GMT -5 ****** said:

S/S: not concerned about my pelvic strength. Not looking to enter any pelvic strength competitions any time soon.

Omg lol. I'm scared thinking about what you googled to get that photo.

[onesweetworld]

Jul 23, 2016 20:21:12 GMT -5 ugaqueencity said:

Jul 23, 2016 20:05:23 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

I don't want Goop all up in my vagina.

Not even her $15000 24K gold dildo?

This dildo better do all the work for me for that price tag.

[onesweetworld]

I have the Soraya and I thought that was fucking expensive.

[Deleted]

Is this where I get to resurrect the vajankle?

SPOILER: Click to show

pippacricket Sparkly VAJANKLE!!!

[PepperPottsJ]

Jul 23, 2016 23:08:43 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Is this where I get to resurrect the vajankle?

SPOILER: Click to show

pippacricket Sparkly VAJANKLE!!!

I had a twinge of nausea before i clicked on that ...  will i ever learn

[Deleted]

Jul 23, 2016 23:12:03 GMT -5 PepperPottsJ said:

Jul 23, 2016 23:08:43 GMT -5 @wallflwr926 said:

Is this where I get to resurrect the vajankle?

SPOILER: Click to show

pippacricket Sparkly VAJANKLE!!!

I had a twinge of nausea before i clicked on that ...  will i ever learn