Monday Confessions?

[karlamo]

Anyone have anything they'd like to share with the class?

[karlamo]

I selfishly started this because I need a place to say this. I had a dream I had sex with Donald Trump. WTF??? I clearly watch too much of the RNC last week:(

Excuse me while I go bathe in bleach.

[karlamo]

Ok, new thread...

Forget Monday confessions, tell me what was the worst sex dream you had.

[JustJudy]

OMG, I would die! You know he's probably just the worst in bed. I have a lot of sex dreams with men, who I 100% don't want to sleep with in real life so it always freaks me out.

[cetcar]

Trump!?! Omg....I'm staying out of this political season....I just can't.....

[karlamo]

Jul 25, 2016 12:09:14 GMT -5 Kristykristyleelee said:

Tuesday Confession: karlamo shares that she had a sex dream with HRC.

Did I ever share on here the time I had a dream that I had sex with an old lady?

Maybe my issue isn't Trump...maybe it's the geriatric population.

If you need me, I'll be cruising IHOP at 4pm.

[bexincanada]

Jul 25, 2016 15:02:53 GMT -5 karlamo said:

Jul 25, 2016 12:09:14 GMT -5 Kristykristyleelee said:

Tuesday Confession: karlamo shares that she had a sex dream with HRC.

Did I ever share on here the time I had a dream that I had sex with an old lady?

Maybe my issue isn't Trump...maybe it's the geriatric population.

If you need me, I'll be cruising IHOP at 4pm.

Can I tag along?  My man-crushes have always been Bruce Cockburn and Jack Layton. (At least it's patriotic of me.)

[JustJudy]

Jul 25, 2016 15:02:53 GMT -5 karlamo said:

Jul 25, 2016 12:09:14 GMT -5 Kristykristyleelee said:

Tuesday Confession: karlamo shares that she had a sex dream with HRC.

Did I ever share on here the time I had a dream that I had sex with an old lady?

Maybe my issue isn't Trump...maybe it's the geriatric population.

If you need me, I'll be cruising IHOP at 4pm.

LOL!

[karlamo]

Jul 25, 2016 15:33:17 GMT -5 bexincanada said:

Jul 25, 2016 15:02:53 GMT -5 karlamo said:

Did I ever share on here the time I had a dream that I had sex with an old lady?

Maybe my issue isn't Trump...maybe it's the geriatric population.

If you need me, I'll be cruising IHOP at 4pm.

Can I tag along?  My man-crushes have always been Bruce Cockburn and Jack Layton. (At least it's patriotic of me.)

Please do. Bring your own Depends and Ensure though.

[rikkiandjulie]

I've been having super sexy dreams, damn pregnancy. But I never know who the person is, hopefully it's not trump.

I am secretly interested in a new job, even though I LOVE my current one. I just feel the need for something different.

I took 4 days of PTO coming up, I told everyone I was leavin town at my store, but I'm not.

I am a panicked mess over my OB appointment next week. I don't feel sick anymore, I don't feel pregnant at all. I am terrified for bad newsz

[JustJudy]

I've got a non-sex dream confession. I'm in a mood today. Went to leave work and someone parked stupidly close to the driver side of my car. I opened my car door really hard giving no fucks as to whether I dinged their car or not.

[wittyandwaiting]

karlamo

SPOILER: Click to show

ETA: Sorry not sorry.

[wittyandwaiting]

Jul 25, 2016 16:46:16 GMT -5 @suesposa said:

I think my confession may be pretty decent.

I have an induction date set, but I'm not telling STBXW.

We've been separated for months, but still live together (yes, it is as awkward as it sounds).

I'm basically gonna just show up at the house with a baby one day next week.

What does STBXW stand for?

Also, you might win confessions of this week! And in
bigger and better news you're going to have a take-home baby next week!!!!

[cetcar]

Jul 25, 2016 16:35:17 GMT -5 wittyandwaiting said:

karlamo

SPOILER: Click to show

ETA: Sorry not sorry.

That is perfect. Nicely done.

[wittyandwaiting]

I made plans today so that I could take a break from C and let her believe that they were plans I made a while ago when they were totally last minute.

She's been home for the last 4 days.

[cetcar]

Jul 25, 2016 16:46:16 GMT -5 @suesposa said:

I think my confession may be pretty decent.

I have an induction date set, but I'm not telling STBXW.

We've been separated for months, but still live together (yes, it is as awkward as it sounds).

I'm basically gonna just show up at the house with a baby one day next week.

You'll have a little sidekick starting next week! How exciting. We'll be thinking of you!

[cetcar]

@justjudy, We all have those days!

rikkiandjulie, I think I said this before, but not everyone has bad morning sickness. I rarely felt sick and when I did, it would be very quick. Everyone feels differently when pregnant. But I do understand the anxiety and worry. Hope your little one is growing away in there!

karlamo, Favorite kind of cheese?

wittyandwaiting, Hopefully your plans involved wine. Or were at least just what you needed.

Are we the only ones who were 'inspired' by the conversation in the last confession thread?

I never thought I (CAR) would participate in an online board. Turns out, it's kind of fun if I push aside the thoughts where I think it's kind of weird . But seriously, you all have been great.

[karlamo]

Jul 25, 2016 16:35:17 GMT -5 wittyandwaiting said:

karlamo

SPOILER: Click to show

ETA: Sorry not sorry.

Witty, you're a brat! I just opened and lol while bouncing Linus to sleep. I swear if I can't get him back down....

[karlamo]

Jul 25, 2016 16:10:09 GMT -5 @suesposa said:

Jul 25, 2016 15:48:23 GMT -5 karlamo said:

Please do. Bring your own Depends and Ensure though.

I literally just LOL and spit my water out because I just bought these two items over the weekend

Is there a good story to these purchases?

[mahler5]

Jul 25, 2016 17:23:44 GMT -5 @suesposa said:

Jul 25, 2016 17:13:02 GMT -5 wittyandwaiting said:

What does STBXW stand for?

Also, you might win confessions of this week! And in
bigger and better news you're going to have a take-home baby next week!!!!

Soon-to-be ex-wife

And yes! It's been a long time coming but the end is near! I cannot wait to have my body back.

I'm so excited for you! Sorry to hear about the STBXW. Hope everything goes smoothly with that.

It is so nice to get your body back. My bladder capacity was back right away. Best thing ever!

[cetcar]

Does 'having no gaydar anymore' count as a confession? Case in point- thought I had one figured out... Only female engineer, button downs, slightly geeky khakis, extremely sensible shoes... Motorcycle commuter, sweet but a little shy...

And then last week I hear her saying 'I have to see how much vacation HE has before WE make plans...'

CA has messed with me. I give up guessing (not really...I'm still nosey)

[wittyandwaiting]

Jul 25, 2016 18:59:19 GMT -5 cetcar said:

Does 'having no gaydar anymore' count as a confession? Case in point- thought I had one figured out... Only female engineer, button downs, slightly geeky khakis, extremely sensible shoes... Motorcycle commuter, sweet but a little shy...

And then last week I hear her saying 'I have to see how much vacation HE has before WE make plans...'

CA has messed with me. I give up guessing (not really...I'm still nosey)

C and I think the whole hipster trend is messing with our gaydar.

[Stringy]

This was a fun thread.

karlamo I'll never unknow your trump dream. Ugh.

I never know who it is in my sex dreams. Or I may know it's my wife or not but that's it. (Hint. Usually not)

[wittyandwaiting]

Jul 25, 2016 19:55:45 GMT -5 Stringy said:

This was a fun thread.

karlamo I'll never unknow your trump dream. Ugh.

I never know who it is in my sex dreams. Or I may know it's my wife or not but that's it. (Hint. Usually not)

I ditto all of this exactly.