Sitewide UO/FFC LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUMBLE!

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Aug 10, 2016 9:24:55 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:21:23 GMT -5 pbubblegum said:

Alright here goes! Long time lurker first time confessing.

I still have my placenta hanging out in my freezer. I never wanted to encapsulate but my midwife brought it home with us just in case. My son is 14 months old and I'm pregnant with our second. I guess you can say I'm a little attached to it at this point. Hah, get it?!

I'm pages behind here, but the idea of saving any organs/body parts in my freezer weirds me out. Are you planning on gifting the placenta to your kid for high school graduation or what?

this is actually fairly genius.  "here, child, in case you get hungry in the dorms..."

[pbubblegum]

Aug 10, 2016 9:24:55 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:21:23 GMT -5 pbubblegum said:

Alright here goes! Long time lurker first time confessing.

I still have my placenta hanging out in my freezer. I never wanted to encapsulate but my midwife brought it home with us just in case. My son is 14 months old and I'm pregnant with our second. I guess you can say I'm a little attached to it at this point. Hah, get it?!

I'm pages behind here, but the idea of saving any organs/body parts in my freezer weirds me out. Are you planning on gifting the placenta to your kid for high school graduation or what?

Ewwwww no. I'll throw it very soon.

[McBenny]

Kate Middleton is basic chick looking and if she wasn't a royal she wouldn't garner a 2nd look. I think most of the people I have seen here look better and that is minus glam squad.

She is not the standard for anything for me.

[bibliothecary]

Aug 10, 2016 9:24:55 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:21:23 GMT -5 pbubblegum said:

Alright here goes! Long time lurker first time confessing.

I still have my placenta hanging out in my freezer. I never wanted to encapsulate but my midwife brought it home with us just in case. My son is 14 months old and I'm pregnant with our second. I guess you can say I'm a little attached to it at this point. Hah, get it?!

I'm pages behind here, but the idea of saving any organs/body parts in my freezer weirds me out. Are you planning on gifting the placenta to your kid for high school graduation or what?

Well not now! Thanks for ruining my surprise placenta satchel.

[Cherhorowitz]

MIL says she needs a new vibrator and you all just load up the car and take a caravan over to the local sex shop and no one thinks it's weird?

Stop. Yes you do. You know it's weird.

[dc2london]

I have said this a million times before but, as the great Jackie O said, separate bathrooms ensure a happy marriage.
My H and I do not share or discuss our bathroom habits or do anything bathroom related with the door open TYVM

[angelashly]

Aug 10, 2016 9:06:02 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I still don't give my kid open cups on the regular.

Ages 5 and 10.

I am so happy mine mostly drinks water. Water bottles4lyfe

[McBenny]

I would have no problem going to the sex shop with MIL to get her a vibrator or my mother. Specifics about us in the bedroom don't need to be shared.

You want to get off, I can understand that.

[abvintage]

Aug 10, 2016 9:21:12 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:06:49 GMT -5 creepyeyeball said:

I shared this one on my BMB a few weeks ago and someone said I should share it here, so here goes:

I would have no problem with my good friends or sisters breastfeeding my babies. I also would have no problem with breastfeeding other people's babies.

My sister keeps telling me she wants me to watch her baby when she goes back to work and my only condition is that I be allowed to nurse for comfort if needed. Her baby will get her milk or formula for nutrition, but if the baby is inconsolable, I'm too busy to spend time trying to rock or whatever to calm him down when I could pop a boob in his mouth and have him calm in five minutes. It's a breast and that's what they are for. I'd rather my baby be happy at someone else's breast than screaming inconsolably for an hour while they try everything else to calm them down.

I find this a rather odd condition for you to babysit.

I would not have you babysit.

I concede maybe I would feel differently if you were my sister but I don't think so.

My kid my rules.

I rather you not put your boob in my kid's mouth cause you are lazy.

I really can't even put together a sentence right now cause I am speechless at your condition.

This ^

WTAF. You cannot make a condition that you must be able to stick your tit in their babies mouth in order for you to babysit. No. No. Just No.

[librarychica]

I would have to be really hard-pressed before I let a relative watch my kid full time. I want some amount of control over the kid-watching proceedings. I want to be issuing a paycheck.

If said relative insisted on nursing my kid, I would think they were an ass. Full stop.

[dc2london]

Aug 10, 2016 9:25:24 GMT -5 @sterling said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:21:46 GMT -5 dc2london said:

I did this several times last weekend. I also stashed a wine juicebox in my room in case shit got real.

What's a wine juice box? I feel like I should know this.

The little tetrapacks that have like 2 or 3 glasses of wine in them

[bunnyfungo]

Aug 10, 2016 9:25:24 GMT -5 @sterling said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:21:46 GMT -5 dc2london said:

I did this several times last weekend. I also stashed a wine juicebox in my room in case shit got real.

What's a wine juice box? I feel like I should know this.

Gurl.

[McBenny]

Aug 10, 2016 8:06:58 GMT -5 beersandweirs said:

I am going on a vacation with H, another couple and another guy. I have slept with this other guy. H does not know.

I can so relate.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 10, 2016 9:27:11 GMT -5 dc2london said:

I have said this a million times before but, as the great Jackie O said, separate bathrooms ensure a happy marriage.
My H and I do not share or discuss our bathroom habits or do anything bathroom related with the door open TYVM

I thought Heather Dubrow said that.

[dc2london]

Aug 10, 2016 9:26:17 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Kate Middleton is basic chick looking and if she wasn't a royal she wouldn't garner a 2nd look. I think most of the people I have seen here look better and that is minus glam squad.

She is not the standard for anything for me.

BLASPHEMER

[dc2london]

Aug 10, 2016 9:29:29 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:27:11 GMT -5 dc2london said:

I have said this a million times before but, as the great Jackie O said, separate bathrooms ensure a happy marriage.
My H and I do not share or discuss our bathroom habits or do anything bathroom related with the door open TYVM

I thought Heather Dubrow said that.

JACKIE SAID IT FIRST, CHER!!

[bibliothecary]

Aug 10, 2016 9:28:25 GMT -5 privacy said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:17:39 GMT -5 @sing2phins said:

I had no idea people refrigerated regular old frosted cake. If I had used homemade buttercream frosting, or it was tres leches cake or cheesecake, sure. But otherwise, no.

I'm guessing you don't live in a dry climate.
Here if you don't refrigerate cake it'll be dry and gross within a day

Even if you toothpick bread on the cut sides? The frosting should keep it well.

[abvintage]

Aug 10, 2016 9:26:17 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Kate Middleton is basic chick looking and if she wasn't a royal she wouldn't garner a 2nd look. I think most of the people I have seen here look better and that is minus glam squad.

She is not the standard for anything for me.

But her wardrobe is something I'd murder for.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 10, 2016 9:30:14 GMT -5 dc2london said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:29:29 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I thought Heather Dubrow said that.

JACKIE SAID IT FIRST, CHER!!

Never heard of her.

[McBenny]

MH will periodically ask me if I ever slept with one of my guy friends. I will never admit it. MH says this was before "his time" so no big deal. He is lying and I know he would not be able to handle it.

PDQ - I will delete later

[Deleted]

shinyredsmartazz, love tit for having had similar situation in the past

I'm so far behind!

NO! No human feces on garden NO! No home birth water on garden

My UP here anyway not irl: I have no issues with my boys playing with toy guns. They are green and orange and in no way look real. My (older) boys also go to the gun range with their father so, and I have a football player. I'm very normal in my area but not with most of you

My C- I put the boys in my bathroom in their bassinet many times when they were little. Closer than the nursery but far enough to not hear their tiny grunts
Another C I enjoy so very much learning from you all and even though I don't believe I'm well liked I'd be very sad to leave bc of your political views, life experiences, etc that are very different than mine

[kmkd19]

If Heather Dubrow wants to build me a bigger house, I'd be happy to have separate bathrooms.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 10, 2016 9:30:39 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:11:38 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

I'm eating a 10am Chipotle bowl.

is it leftovers?  I don't think ours even open until 11 am.

Yes. I'm not driving to Chipotle in my pajamas. I haven't reached that level of craxly pregly yet.

[McBenny]

I have found the recent GBCTCFs underwhelming and not even anything that big happening to prompt them.

I find them lame.

At the same time if it resulted in all of that maybe you need to.

[Cherhorowitz]

Kate Middleton is a gorgeous angel with the shiniest hair.

[lovemyirishtwins]

Aug 10, 2016 9:05:10 GMT -5 rach said:

lovemyirishtwins, almost 2 years of J15 FFFC and that never came out?

I try not to discuss bedroom activities with anyone that is a relative. Makes me super, super awkward even about some jokes, etc. Newp.

I didn't really think about it before. It is just NBD for us that I have only just realized how taboo it is.

[McBenny]

If there was a dire need then yes MH and I feel comfortable going into the bathroom while the other one is in there but there has been no regular need.

[Deleted]

I think Kate Middleton is beautiful because she's pretty normal looking. She's aspirational beauty, as in I could look that nice if I had her team.

[bibliothecary]

Aug 10, 2016 9:31:45 GMT -5 privacy said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:30:35 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Even if you toothpick bread on the cut sides? The frosting should keep it well.

I've not tried that - though bread also dries out. It seems like a lot more work than putting it in the fridge

Try the bread thing. Forms a protective barrier for your cake.

[creepyeyeball]

Aug 10, 2016 9:21:12 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:06:49 GMT -5 creepyeyeball said:

I shared this one on my BMB a few weeks ago and someone said I should share it here, so here goes:

I would have no problem with my good friends or sisters breastfeeding my babies. I also would have no problem with breastfeeding other people's babies.

My sister keeps telling me she wants me to watch her baby when she goes back to work and my only condition is that I be allowed to nurse for comfort if needed. Her baby will get her milk or formula for nutrition, but if the baby is inconsolable, I'm too busy to spend time trying to rock or whatever to calm him down when I could pop a boob in his mouth and have him calm in five minutes. It's a breast and that's what they are for. I'd rather my baby be happy at someone else's breast than screaming inconsolably for an hour while they try everything else to calm them down.

I find this a rather odd condition for you to babysit.

I would not have you babysit.

I concede maybe I would feel differently if you were my sister but I don't think so.

My kid my rules.

I rather you not put your boob in my kid's mouth cause you are lazy.

I really can't even put together a sentence right now cause I am speechless at your condition.

I have five kids and homeschool. It's not laziness. It's survival and the only way everything can get done. If I couldn't nurse my current baby for comfort and make hum happy quickly I would lose my mind.

She is well aware of how busy I am, yet still wants me watching her baby. So something has to give. Anyways, it's all hypothetical at this point, so a moot point. Maybe by the time she has the baby she will want to stay home or not want me to babysit or I'll decide I can't do it for whatever reason.