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[mischief]

I do not understand when someone says they can't do XYZ because their spouse/SO told them no. LOL forever to my H telling me what to do. I am a grown ass adult as is he and I can make my own decisions. Your input will be noted but dont think for one second you can control my actions.

[kmkd19]

Aug 10, 2016 9:33:51 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

I think Kate Middleton is beautiful because she's pretty normal looking. She's aspirational beauty, as in I could look that nice if I had her team.

Or if you wore her skin. Whichever.

[McBenny]

Why not close the bathroom door? Does this hinder your bowel movement in any way? Why do you need the door open? Why do you want your malodorous air to leave the bathroom.

[blackbird]

Aug 10, 2016 8:37:25 GMT -5 lovemyirishtwins said:

My mil and I are very close. We have on occasion talked about our sex lives. DH would not like this if he knew. She is actually one of the only people I talk to about my sex life.

To make it weirder, I would never talk to my sister about my sex life. She is my best friend. We talk every day but we don't go there.

My MIL told me I should read Fifty Shades of Gray (in front of H), which was way too uncomfortable for me. I brushed her off and said no thanks. Afterwards I had to explain to H what the book was about.

Oh and I never read it.

[Deleted]

I've gotten in my car and driven to a restroom rather than barge into a bathroom that was or had recently been occupied by a pooping H.

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:01 GMT -5 sweetpotato said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:11:39 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

She's my life twin yet again!  ILY sweetpotato !

Almost 13 years together and still a no way

He is the same

My H too!  lol!

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:24:32 GMT -5 hawkward said:

@annperkins, I really need to know what your thoughts on love are going to be.

DH wants to say a quote from When Harry Met Sally. Not the good one but like, "It's so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk." And then we just sit down.
Or, "Please, Jess, Marie. Do me a favor, for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won’t know whose is whose. ‘Cause someday, believe it or not, you’ll go 15 rounds over who’s gonna get this coffee table. This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale COFFEE TABLE."
I'm leaning toward reciting You've Got a Friend in Me like a spoken word poem.

[elephantastic]

I've never asked H for his "number" or really much else about sex before me. He hasn't asked either. Honestly do not care.

[bearfootz]

Aug 10, 2016 7:47:48 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I don't understand women or a minoritu voting for Trump. I would need it explained to me slowly.

I don't get it either. This past spring there were Trump campaigners near an event we were at. I'm pretty sure this lady asked me if I wanted a yard sign

 

[bunnyfungo]

I used to think I was kind of a crunchy mom. I now realize I'm about a million light years from that.

[McBenny]

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:13 GMT -5 creepyeyeball said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:21:12 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I find this a rather odd condition for you to babysit.

I would not have you babysit.

I concede maybe I would feel differently if you were my sister but I don't think so.

My kid my rules.

I rather you not put your boob in my kid's mouth cause you are lazy.

I really can't even put together a sentence right now cause I am speechless at your condition.

I have five kids and homeschool. It's not laziness. It's survival and the only way everything can get done. If I couldn't nurse my current baby for comfort and make hum happy quickly I would lose my mind.

She is well aware of how busy I am, yet still wants me watching her baby. So something has to give. Anyways, it's all hypothetical at this point, so a moot point. Maybe by the time she has the baby she will want to stay home or not want me to babysit or I'll decide I can't do it for whatever reason.

It's not the only way, it's the way you choose.

If you are that busy then you cannot babysit. Period. You don't say well I can if I can pop my boob in the baby.

I have never fed for comfort so I don't understand.

[theseaword]

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:49 GMT -5 blackbird said:

Aug 10, 2016 8:37:25 GMT -5 lovemyirishtwins said:

My mil and I are very close. We have on occasion talked about our sex lives. DH would not like this if he knew. She is actually one of the only people I talk to about my sex life.

To make it weirder, I would never talk to my sister about my sex life. She is my best friend. We talk every day but we don't go there.

My MIL told me I should read Fifty Shades of Gray (in front of H), which was way too uncomfortable for me. I brushed her off and said no thanks. Afterwards I had to explain to H what the book was about.

Oh and I never read it.

Smart of you. Because if you had liked it, you would have had to endure an endless rant from me.

[PepperPottsJ]

FFC I am headed into a meeting that I am 40 minutes late for (not rude people cant comprehend free/busy time in outlook), I will pretend to take notes on my iPad and instead will read this thread because only on page 13!

[bunnyfungo]

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:29 GMT -5 @sterling said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:28:50 GMT -5 bunnyfungo said:

Gurl.

I don't rest box wine or keep it lying around the house, admittedly. I drink my wine from bottles in a glass like a lady.

I'll keep an extra in my purse for you if we ever go to the movies. And you'll thank me.

[packmomma]

I have a question about all the gun talk. What about nerf guns that are bright orange and green?
I definitely will be having gun safety talks with my kids as they get older but I didn't know I needed to ban all shooting type things because H and I have definitely had nerf gun fights when we need to let off a little steam. Shooting them at eachother is part of the fun. Is it only if they are replicas of guns that we tell our kids not to shoot one another (or ban all replicas completely?) ?
Honest question. I grew up in a non gun household but allowed to shoot nerf guns. So this was not something I had thought about.

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:37:01 GMT -5 theseaword said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:49 GMT -5 blackbird said:

My MIL told me I should read Fifty Shades of Gray (in front of H), which was way too uncomfortable for me. I brushed her off and said no thanks. Afterwards I had to explain to H what the book was about.

Oh and I never read it.

Smart of you. Because if you had liked it, you would have had to endure an endless rant from me.

I cannot listen to any more of your sanctimonious rants, you non-president voter, you.

[McBenny]

Also on the lame list -

You see two posters having a disagreement on the board. You use that as an opportunity to address shit you didn't like but didn't have the balls to address on your own or at the time.

You are lame piggybacker. I see you.

Grudges I have them.

[sarahchrismck]

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:47 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Why not close the bathroom door? Does this hinder your bowel movement in any way? Why do you need the door open? Why do you want your malodorous air to leave the bathroom.

I don't know. We just don't - ever since we moved in together 7 years ago.

[Cherhorowitz]

The only part of 50 Shades that turned me on was when he had a personal shopper from Neiman Marcus fill her closet.

[cadien]

Aug 10, 2016 9:13:58 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Aug 10, 2016 8:38:40 GMT -5 cadien said:

I've known many people who kept organs and even dead pets in the freezer for way too long because they couldn't decide what to do with them and a freezer is very out of sight out of mind. So I'm not scandalized at all.

How is it out of sight out of mind? This does not compute for me. It would be there when you are meal planning, it would be there when you pull meat out for dinner, and my ice for my drinks hello there is organ in there!!!

Anyway, my real issue is either use it or lose it. Come on now!

I know no one who has put their pet in their freezer. #blessed

I was assuming it was something at the bottom of a chest freezer in the basement or garage. Would be much less breezy about it being in the freezer attached to the fridge.

[theseaword]

Aug 10, 2016 9:38:28 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:37:01 GMT -5 theseaword said:

Smart of you. Because if you had liked it, you would have had to endure an endless rant from me.

I cannot listen to any more of your sanctimonious rants, you non-president voter, you.

You can't block me. If you block me, I can go HAM on the Midwest, consequence free. Your move, Brux.

[jags8]

I'm only on page nine, because I'm at work now and you all talk quickly! But to maybe clarify the drunk girl groping DH situation (I shortened it so it wouldn't be a TL;DR in my OP)...

He didn't call me immediately. He had texted me that we needed to talk. I called him first when I saw it (DS had woken for a MOTN feeding), but he didn't answer. He called me back, and that's when he told me. He said he debated telling me. He confessed that what he felt bad about was that he had a...physically reaction. I told him that it's a normal response and I wasn't mad (women who are raped can still have an orgasm).

So anyway, I felt bad that my first thought was "what did he do to incite this incident?" because I would never victim-blame a female.

[cadien]

Aug 10, 2016 9:18:03 GMT -5 kingsley123 said:

On MIL and sex...

My MIL was visiting a couple years go and mentioned that she needed a new vibrator. (She lives in a remote area and doesn't understand the Internet.) So MH and I took her to Babelabd where she asked our advice on vibrators. We helped her pick one out.

My FFWC: I didn't even realize this was note-worthy until today. I had forgotten that it happened.

It's like an episode of Coupling...
Save

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 7:31:12 GMT -5 pbubblegum said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:30:00 GMT -5 @uncaripswife said:

Why!!!!!

Why do I still have it? Dunno, laziness? Novelty? Attachment? No idea.

If there's an AE created re placenta bff, I'm GBCTCFing.

[McBenny]

Clearly some of you need to clean your freezers out more frequently.

[Deleted]

packmomma I grew up in a non gun house and pretty much a non-nerf house too. I did have one of these, but it couldn't leave the house. And like @hilarityensued said, my parents made these kinds of toys as un-fun as possible for me.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 10, 2016 9:41:01 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:36:22 GMT -5 @juliagulia said:

Also, he almost gags himself when he brushes his teeth and I can't be in the bathroom when he does it. I run away.

It's not a good, quality tooth cleaning if I don't gag at least twice.

Only way to know my mouth is clean.

[McBenny]

Aug 10, 2016 9:39:16 GMT -5 sarahchrismck said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:47 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Why not close the bathroom door? Does this hinder your bowel movement in any way? Why do you need the door open? Why do you want your malodorous air to leave the bathroom.

I don't know. We just don't - ever since we moved in together 7 years ago.

What would it mean if you shut the door? Nothing. It does not mean you are shutting your H out of your life. It does not mean you are not open with your H. It means privacy.

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:39:54 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:34:53 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

I've gotten in my car and driven to a restroom rather than barge into a bathroom that was or had recently been occupied by a pooping H.

this is equally as ridiculous.

Do you only have one bathroom?

This was back in the day of rentals.  We have three now.  #blessedtonotencounterHpoop

[sarahchrismck]

Aug 10, 2016 9:39:23 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

The only part of 50 Shades that turned me on was when he had a personal shopper from Neiman Marcus fill her closet.

Yessss.... if someone did that for me they could do whatever they wanted to me.