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Btw, if any of you have any thoughts on love, feel free to share! I'm still looking for ideas.

[kmkd19]

Aug 10, 2016 9:42:59 GMT -5 @annperkins said:

Btw, if any of you have any thoughts on love, feel free to share! I'm still looking for ideas.

Start a thread. I bet we could come up with some real gems.
ETA I don't mean that to sound rude, I really meant it lol

[McBenny]

A MIL that Os seems to be better than one that hasn't O in forever and is all pent up.

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Aug 10, 2016 9:42:59 GMT -5 @annperkins said:

Btw, if any of you have any thoughts on love, feel free to share! I'm still looking for ideas.

Love is never pooping with the bathroom door open.

[pbubblegum]

Aug 10, 2016 9:40:57 GMT -5 Emmentaler said:

Aug 10, 2016 7:31:12 GMT -5 pbubblegum said:

Why do I still have it? Dunno, laziness? Novelty? Attachment? No idea.

If there's an AE created re placenta bff, I'm GBCTCFing.

Not sure what this means

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 7:43:56 GMT -5 @uncaripswife said:

I've never cut my 3 1/2 year old's hair and maybe won't for years. Her hair is crazy. But the hair around her face is juuust now long enough to get in a ponytail. I'll cut it when she wants it cut. I guess.

DS will be 3 next month and will have his first haircut then.

No reason except that I love his crazy curls so much and he has his whole life to have neat hair.

[theseaword]

Aug 10, 2016 9:42:51 GMT -5 sarahchrismck said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:39:23 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

The only part of 50 Shades that turned me on was when he had a personal shopper from Neiman Marcus fill her closet.

Yessss.... if someone did that for me they could do whatever they wanted to me.

Don't invite my rant!

[sarahchrismck]

Aug 10, 2016 9:42:04 GMT -5 McBenny said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:39:16 GMT -5 sarahchrismck said:

I don't know. We just don't - ever since we moved in together 7 years ago.

What would it mean if you shut the door? Nothing. It does not mean you are shutting your H out of your life. It does not mean you are not open with your H. It means privacy.

You're right, nothing would change. We wouldn't care and life would be the same. But since we don't care, we just don't.

[Deleted]

DNW to know of all the times my H got a boner when I wasn't naked in front of him.

[bibliothecary]

My mom told me my dad is impotent. Information I could have done without.

#pleasestop

[bunnyfungo]

The thought of home schooling 5 kids is my worst nightmare. I'm doing preschool shit with DD1 because $$ and I...do not have the patience. I just want to scream, "Why is it so hard to figure out scissors, idiot?!" So, I'm counting down the days until kindergarten when she's someone else's problem.

[puffandstuff]

Aug 10, 2016 8:45:23 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Aug 10, 2016 8:43:21 GMT -5 puffandstuff said:

I get annoyed when grown people call themselves "Kings" or "Queens". This excludes Queen Latifah.

This is a thing?

I'm in a facebook group and there are several people who responds to everyone by calling them Queen.

[Cherhorowitz]

I don't want to see my dog take a dump, let alone MH.

[sarahchrismck]

Aug 10, 2016 9:44:50 GMT -5 theseaword said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:42:51 GMT -5 sarahchrismck said:

Yessss.... if someone did that for me they could do whatever they wanted to me.

Don't invite my rant!

I'm #newhere - what is this rant you speak of?

[Cherhorowitz]

Of course he got a boner. Someone other than his wife grabbed his dick. I would still be like, "ok. So do you need a ride or what?"

[creepyeyeball]

@hilarityensued I do find it hard to say no, but regardless also feel like this is what family is for. I want to be here for them when they need me. But I guess my boundaries with family are different than others because I wouldn't think twice about one of my three sisters nursing my kid if they were lactating. Or even letting them dry nurse for comfort if they needed it while away from me. It's just a boob.

But my experiences have shaped this. I have very needy babies that have wanted comfort-nursed often and it was the only way to calm them down. I guess I fear watching someone else's baby that was like that. I couldn't handle it.

[sarahchrismck]

I find the idea of homeschooling a little strange. I'm a teacher, but that doesn't mean I am qualified to teach my kid all of the required subjects. It kind of amazes me when parents homeschool their children when they don't have any teacher training of any kind. Just because you've been in school yourself, doesn't mean you are able to teach at the level of trained teachers.

[Cherhorowitz]

Dry nurse. Huh.

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Aug 10, 2016 9:48:05 GMT -5 @pandawatch said:

I hate it in really long threads when people start posting things like "I made it to the end!" That is not contributing to the discussion and no1curr.

I do this at least once a week in the blinds.  I'll be sure to tag you so that you can extra care.

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 10, 2016 9:48:05 GMT -5 @pandawatch said:

I hate it in really long threads when people start posting things like "I made it to the end!" That is not contributing to the discussion and no1curr.

Or "Poster was here".

Ok?

[jags8]

Aug 10, 2016 9:44:52 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:40:23 GMT -5 jags8 said:

He didn't call me immediately. He had texted me that we needed to talk. I called him first when I saw it (DS had woken for a MOTN feeding), but he didn't answer. He called me back, and that's when he told me. He said he debated telling me. He confessed that what he felt bad about was that he had a...physically reaction. I told him that it's a normal response and I wasn't mad (women who are raped can still have an orgasm).

So anyway, I felt bad that my first thought was "what did he do to incite this incident?" because I would never victim-blame a female.

well a "we need to talk" text is REALLY ominous in my world.

I still can't really collect all my thoughts on the rest of what you wrote, but it would be really odd for MH to call me and confess he got a boner in that manner.  I don't know, like I said, I can't really get my thoughts in order.

Yah it freaked me the fuck out. I was so relieved that that's all that happened. I was like "oh sweet jaysus did he get arrested?!" Also he was quite inebriated by the time we talked on the phone, so, word vomit.

[Deleted]

My boobs are not a pacifier. Babies best figure that shit out or go cry outside.

[Deleted]

Aug 10, 2016 9:49:16 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:48:05 GMT -5 @pandawatch said:

I hate it in really long threads when people start posting things like "I made it to the end!" That is not contributing to the discussion and no1curr.

Or "Poster was here".

Ok?

@pandawatch Cherhorowitz, Brux is Here.

[jags8]

Aug 10, 2016 9:48:38 GMT -5 hawkward said:

I just realized it was jags8 and not @loonylove with the crotch-grabbed H. ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR!!

NEVER!! Luna is my spirit animal!

[Cherhorowitz]

Aug 10, 2016 9:50:08 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:49:16 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Or "Poster was here".

Ok?

@pandawatch Cherhorowitz, Brux is Here.

Fuck off, Brux.

[theseaword]

Aug 10, 2016 9:46:33 GMT -5 sarahchrismck said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:44:50 GMT -5 theseaword said:

Don't invite my rant!

I'm #newhere - what is this rant you speak of?

I'm basically a preachy nag in general, and 50 Shades pushes both my feminism and bad literature buttons.

[jjandsa]

Uhh, maybe try using one of the five other kids to temporarily entertain fussy child? No boob necessary.

[cadien]

Aug 10, 2016 9:43:20 GMT -5 frantastic said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:33:56 GMT -5 bibliothecary said:

Try the bread thing. Forms a protective barrier for your cake.

It also works in a container of freshly-baked cookies--it keeps them soft. 

I dislike soft cookies. Crispy rules.
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Aug 10, 2016 9:50:26 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Aug 10, 2016 9:50:08 GMT -5 @bruxannie said:

@pandawatch Cherhorowitz , Brux is Here.

Fuck off, Brux.

[Emmentaler]

Aug 10, 2016 9:47:15 GMT -5 Cherhorowitz said:

Of course he got a boner. Someone other than his wife grabbed his dick. I would still be like, "ok. So do you need a ride or what?"

I'd be okay with it as long as that was all it was.

Get some strange excitement without going further.  Win for MH.

Strange as in stranger, not kink.