Do as I say, not as I do...

[carli]

Inspired by the potty training thread...what has your little one turned around on you?

DD bites her nails terribly. Toenails too (gross!!) so I'm constantly telling her to keep her hand out of her mouth and don't bite your nails. She busted me trying to bite off a hangnail the other day.

There are probably way funnier ones out there. So tell me, how has your LO busted you? "mommy don't bite your nails!...yuck!!"

[fiveohfive]

My husband and I got in a heated discussion in the car about directions. He was saying to turn left at the top of the road and I knew we needed to go right and then left but I was driving and he had the gps. Anyways she told us it wasn't very nice to yell at each other and that we needed to say sorry and say it again in a quiet voice.

[Unknown]

We try and sneak away and eat candy after we tell her no treats after dinner, but she's on to us. She'll see us chewing and say "what are you eating? open your mouth!".

[sugarkissed]

Last night DH was talking to me during dinner when DD said: "Daddy, we don't talk with food in our mouth." Haha.

She also likes to ask me if I've washed my hands every time that I go to the washroom.

[lilqt3929]

Like Unknown DD likes to tell people "Daddy eats in the closet" meaning the pantry closet. He will eat cookies or other treats and she has no idea what he is eating, haha.

DD has recently started telling/yelling while we are driving to keep two hands on the wheel and will tell me if I'm driving too fast or too slow. Gosh, when did my 2 year old become a backseat driver.