O my little Hannibal

[Laverne]

Today I pulled a live moth out of my kids mouth. TTMA grossness

[tmclawchick]

Nora seems to love eating ants in our driveway. Vom.

[tmclawchick]

When my niece was 3 my sister took her to the grocery store and OF COURSE had to get one of those obnoxious car carts. So she gets to the deli and my niece hops out and is running around within view.... but she goes behind a table and comes out chomping on a HUGE piece of gum.

My sister: Where did you get that???
Niece *still chewing*: off the floor



She freaked, took her to the water fountain and made her rinse out her mouth a ton. We laugh about it now but at the time I remember thinking "ugh. kids are so f*cking gross"

[th3stryck3r]

Today I wrestled part of a Brussels sprout out of Poppy's mouth that I can only guess she'd been hiding in her cheek for hours. When she initially had them, they had sauce and were crunchy. This was naked and limp, basically overcooked by her mouth. Mmmmmmm.

[th3stryck3r]

Also, she likes to drink bath and pool water. Just puts her head in the water and sticks her little tongue out. Blech.

[ampaints]

M wants to lick everything. When we were doing swim class he loved to lick the side of the pool.

He's also eaten dog food and lets the dog lick inside of his mouth.

[smore]

Collin loves mulch, dirt and pool water. Smh. If only he'd eat a vegetable.

[ars093s]

Sept 11, 2016 21:12:27 GMT -5 th3stryck3r said:

Also, she likes to drink bath and pool water. Just puts her head in the water and sticks her little tongue out. Blech.

+1 for drinking pool water! For swim classes I had toadjust my hold to keep A's mouth above water or she would just gulp the whole time.

[ars093s]

A likes to eat my hair. Like the stray hairs that fall off and hide in our carpet. The first few times I had to dig it out of her mouth, now she knows mommy doesn't play and hands it to me on command. Not sure how much she digests when I'm not looking though.

[Laverne]

Sept 11, 2016 21:12:27 GMT -5 th3stryck3r said:

Also, she likes to drink bath and pool water. Just puts her head in the water and sticks her little tongue out. Blech.

+1

[Laverne]

Sept 11, 2016 21:19:00 GMT -5 ampaints said:

M wants to lick everything. When we were doing swim class he loved to lick the side of the pool.

He's also eaten dog food and lets the dog lick inside of his mouth.

When DD was a tot she would stick her tongue out for our very doting kitty to lick. I was mortified  each and everytime.

[Laverne]

Now she is mortified every time I mention that she used to make out with the cat.

[Laverne]

On a scary note N also picks up the crused stone off the driveway. I have had to delicately pluck more than one of those. You would think that would be uncomfortable enough to never repeat.

[flippinchica]

M likes to chew on the dustpan and plunger.

[aydee]

Sept 12, 2016 6:00:09 GMT -5 flippinchica said:

M likes to chew on the dustpan and plunger.

OMG the plunger? I think you win, lol! I'm cringing just thinking about that. Hide it in the basement!

[tmclawchick]

Speaking of licking everything. DS licked the pole on the carousel at disney world the first time we took him. GROSS.

[flippinchica]

Sept 12, 2016 7:43:51 GMT -5 aydee said:

Sept 12, 2016 6:00:09 GMT -5 flippinchica said:

M likes to chew on the dustpan and plunger.

OMG the plunger? I think you win, lol! I'm cringing just thinking about that. Hide it in the basement!

Yeah we take it away, but... I can't wait to get out of this temp place into our own house soon.

[joi922]

J likes to drink pool water. When he was younger I caught him putting small stones in his mouth. Ouch.

C likes to pick up leaves that people track in near the garage door entrance to the house and chew on them. I've fished at least 3 out of her mouth.

[packmomma]

W likes to eat grass and licks everything. He puts everything in his mouth! Books, phones, spoons, socks, once he grabbed the dirty laundry and was about to put boxers in his mouth but i caught him in time.
Eta:fat finger spelling mistakes

[gingerygirl]

Jack tries to eat the rocks that make up my walkway

[RandomName]

We're working on not eating sand. Allllll the things end up in their mouth.

[Deleted]

Salt water, beach sand, pool water, bath water, anything he finds on the ground including but not limited to, concrete rocks, grass, bugs, old dry food, fresh food, dust bunnies and string

I need to put my kid in a bubble.

[skinandbones]

He likes to lick the front of the oven.

I'm looking forward to the end of the everything in my mouth stage.