Post by bibliothecary on Sept 14, 2016 20:58:44 GMT -5
Are all you people attempting shower sex without stick on handles, foot rests, and a seat? Do you want to die? THERE ARE SHOWER SEX ACCESSORIES. USE THEM.
Are all you people attempting shower sex without stick on handles, foot rests, and a seat? Do you want to die? THERE ARE SHOWER SEX ACCESSORIES. USE THEM.
I just avoid sex in shower. MH is a big dude and it never goes well.
LOL. I'm over here wondering how the heck you all are doing it that you think it's dangerous. Face the other direction, silly! Then you don't have to worry about hitting the faucet.
Anyway I face, it's dangerous. Significant height difference + slippery floor = dangerous and unsexy sex.
Plus, what if both of you fall and split your heads open? Worst case you both bleed out and die (oh the mortifying obituaries!), best case you call an ambulance and you can't even pretend that you didn't almost kill yourself while having sex.
Legit started giggling out loud while DH was trying to have a serious conversation with SS when I read this.
Are all you people attempting shower sex without stick on handles, foot rests, and a seat? Do you want to die? THERE ARE SHOWER SEX ACCESSORIES. USE THEM.
I thought those things were to keep old people from dying. Learned something new today.
What happens in a car or on public transportation?
Kids pop a squat and the parent cleans up. Parents and caretakers become very attuned to the child and can anticipate when they need to go. It's pretty cool, actually.
Are all you people attempting shower sex without stick on handles, foot rests, and a seat? Do you want to die? THERE ARE SHOWER SEX ACCESSORIES. USE THEM.
I thought those things were to keep old people from dying. Learned something new today.
What happens in a car or on public transportation?
Kids pop a squat and the parent cleans up. Parents and caretakers become very attuned to the child and can anticipate when they need to go. It's pretty cool, actually.
I think I'll just stick with the Western method of having them shit in a sack until they're 3
Kids pop a squat and the parent cleans up. Parents and caretakers become very attuned to the child and can anticipate when they need to go. It's pretty cool, actually.
I think I'll just stick with the Western method of having them shit in a sack until they're 3
Ha,agreed. Do not have the patience to watch my child that closely and whistle at them to pee.
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DD once peed standing up in the tub awhile back. She just turned 2. I told you "You're peeing!" And she just turned and looked at me with a blank stare. I'm amazed at training by the age of 1. But DNW to step in human shit.
In terms of FW tips... Some good ideas here. I'm going to add starting with a back rub. That way it can begin with no pressure.
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