I think we need a new one of these, because my toddler is crying 1500 times a day.
I told her I'm daddy's wife, not his cousin.
I told her not to cough in the baby's face.
I told her she couldn't play her piano in the office while daddy was working, but could bring it out to play it...after telling her we could go in to say hi, but not play in there.
I asked her to please finish combing her hair so I could get her dressed.
1) because he threw his hat on the floor but immediatly wanted it back on his head. 2) because i had the nerve to change his saturated overnight diaper he's been wearing for 12 hours
Because he was drinking watered down Gatorade and I told him it was Gatorade -he said it was juice. Because he fed the dog a cookie, then the dog tried to eat his cookies. Because peppa pig/Dora ended. Because my hair is a bun and he wants it down.
Ds is a great back seat driver. He yells to me at every stop light "red means stop, green go, yellow be careful." He gets mad when I turn a different way then he wants and will cry "I no want that way!!"
Ds is a great back seat driver. He yells to me at every stop light "red means stop, green go, yellow be careful." He gets mad when I turn a different way then he wants and will cry "I no want that way!!"
Yep DS does this. He has an intense sense of direction.
Every time we drive on the big main road through the town anywhere near McDonalds, he screams when it becomes clear we are just driving past and not pulling in..."chips, muggets, juice" over and over again until he basically sobs himself to sleep.
I took her hand to get to out of the pjs to get her dressed. She wasn't done getting her boogers out. Daddy changed her diaper after asking for another diaper change She ate all her waffle so she couldn't have any in the car
Because he wanted plain pasta - DH was making veggie pasta for us and elbows for DS1, he apparently didn't believe elbows were plain pasta after seeing the veggie pasta box. (FYI he likes the veggie pasta)
He asked for milk and I told him he could have it. ?!?!
Because she asked for chicken noodle soup, but by the time I gave it to her she wanted chicken nuggets. Then how dare I microwave her nuggets. Guess she wanted them frozen!?!?!
Her purple "polka a cot" socks didn't match her princess shirt because it didn't have "polka a cots" on it too! It was also purple though and she had to wear a princess shirt.
She demanded to wear an Anna shirt today. We don't own one.
Looking at the buy buy baby flyer... I want kitchen set. You already have a kitchen. I want dis one. You only need 1 kitchen. Sobs: I don't neeeed 1 kitchennnnn
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