Thursday Snow Day

[pobre]

So much work! But it looks pretty

[Sparkly]

Feb 9, 2017 16:57:52 GMT -5 pobre said:

So much work! But it looks pretty

I'll admit I do approximately zero shoveling of my driveway so yup, it's pretty! 😅

[Sparkly]

DD1 is still napping. We're eating popcorn and I'm on my second glass of wine.

[pobre]

Feb 9, 2017 16:59:09 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

Feb 9, 2017 16:57:52 GMT -5 pobre said:

So much work! But it looks pretty

I'll admit I do approximately zero shoveling of my driveway so yup, it's pretty! 😅

I would follow Cher's lead and outsource that shit immediately. 

[mischief]

[Sparkly]

Feb 9, 2017 17:01:46 GMT -5 pobre said:

Feb 9, 2017 16:59:09 GMT -5 Sparkly said:

I'll admit I do approximately zero shoveling of my driveway so yup, it's pretty! 😅

I would follow Cher's lead and outsource that shit immediately. 

MH does it all. Sometimes our neighbor helps out or lends him his snowblower.

So you can remind me next time I've bitching about him that I pretty much haven't shoveled DD1 was born. And really minor amounts the 5ish years prior to that.

[Sparkly]

He's been complaining all the snow this year has been the really difficult heavy wet snow and I feel something...a tiny amount of bad that I don't help?

[Sparkly]

When we lived downtown, I liked to sit and watch the snow removal while drinking. It's hilarious. They have these little mini sidewalk plows that push it into the street , then there's this back hoe-like machine that sucks it up and deposits it into dump trucks that are all waiting in a line. When one gets full the next one pulls up. Then they go put it somewhere...I'm not sure where. The ocean?

[Cherhorowitz]

Feb 9, 2017 16:43:42 GMT -5 pobre said:

OMG what do you do with your cars? Can you drive them like that?

I'm dying at the thought. You Texas girls.

You can broom or use a scraper, but if you're lazy like me, you can also remote start and let it melt off.

[Sparkly]

Most mornings I start my car before the 3yo is even dressed. 😂

[Cherhorowitz]

Remember how every year I say I know people who pay thousands of dollars for people to hang their Christmas lights and you guys all say it's insane? This is why they say $400 first. Because some Bluth-like person will just be like, "oh ok" because they don't know that's not reasonable.

But fuck no to paying $400.

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@origamipoppy HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I bought you a cake and flew to your state, but you didn't find me.