I spent a good amount of time last night imagining what it would be like to be a 36 year old virgin - or how one would even get to that place - inspired by mrsbeachcat's posts yesterday.
I spent a good amount of time last night imagining what it would be like to be a 36 year old virgin - or how one would even get to that place - inspired by mrsbeachcat's posts yesterday.
This is so great out of context, like maybe mrsbeachcat is the board Virgin Mother.
I spent a good amount of time last night imagining what it would be like to be a 36 year old virgin - or how one would even get to that place - inspired by mrsbeachcat 's posts yesterday.
I'm pretty sure I would hump anyone, anything to take care of business if the shop had been closed for 36 years.
mrsbeachcat- can J15 chip in you for your friend's weekend at a brothel? It might do wonders for her POV on the world at large.
Yesterday I had to go to work for a meeting and a training. I told H I had to be there at seven when I didn't need to be there until 730. He ended up leaving the house at 530 with both kids to drop off at our sitters and I hung out at home for a while eating breakfast and even had time to stop at Starbucks.
Later on I told my sitter I'd pick the kids up around 12. I really was home by 10 and took a nap.
Inspired by Parenting's UOs yesterday, I was listening to the 90's Hip Hop station on Pandora all day yesterday.
At work, Doin' It came on and I got...very excited.
At home, my H questioned my parenting decision by listening to music that involves a substantial amount of curse words while our 18 month old was wondering around.
Your husband would be mortified by me. My favorite station to listen to while cooking is "2000's Club Bangers". Not a wholesome song in the bunch.
Post by pixiepink24 on Feb 17, 2017 11:39:01 GMT -5
We don't really sensor ourselves at home with language but I do try and sensor what I say when "J" is here during the week days. Well, I was cursing A LOT and being so awful on the phone on Wednesday in front of both girls. Like literally screaming the F word a lot and many other profanities right in front of them. I did feel bad afterwards. Luckily her mom is pretty chill if she did decide to repeat those words. Whoops.
Post by lovealwaysalison on Feb 17, 2017 11:39:57 GMT -5
cornpop311 this is me today. Hypnotize by Biggie is currently playing. One of my coworkers did a double take by my office a minute ago and was like "Biggie at 8AM huh? Starting Friday off the right way." Yes, yes I am.
Post by lovealwaysalison on Feb 17, 2017 11:47:31 GMT -5
I guess I have a FFFC. I have a modified schedule at work on Thursdays because I've been going to therapy. I work through lunch and leave at 3pm instead of 5pm. I was honest with my boss and told him why I was requesting the adjusted hours. I've been doing this since December.
Yesterday my therapist made the suggestion that with my progress, we might try switching to biweekly instead of weekly.
I fully intend on not modifying my work schedule to reflect this, at least for a few weeks. I told my H it's because what if I have to go back to weekly? I don't want to have to explain that to my boss.
But really I'm just excited to have 2 extra hours to myself every other week. So excited.
amch8, my friend is a devout Catholic 39-year-old virgin. I don't get it.
forevermorgan, mine is on Sunday. We had to have a winter wedding cause DH sweats. I was freezing
I usually throw away DH's Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition magazine when it comes. He doesn't really care. But I forgot and my 4-year-old read it cover to cover making funny comments about women with string in their tushies.
I spent a good amount of time last night imagining what it would be like to be a 36 year old virgin - or how one would even get to that place - inspired by mrsbeachcat 's posts yesterday.
I would literally walk out the door and have sex with the first person I ran into just to get it over with.
I guess I have a FFFC. I have a modified schedule at work on Thursdays because I've been going to therapy. I work through lunch and leave at 3pm instead of 5pm. I was honest with my boss and told him why I was requesting the adjusted hours. I've been doing this since December.
Yesterday my therapist made the suggestion that with my progress, we might try switching to biweekly instead of weekly.
I fully intend on not modifying my work schedule to reflect this, at least for a few weeks. I told my H it's because what if I have to go back to weekly? I don't want to have to explain that to my boss.
But really I'm just excited to have 2 extra hours to myself every other week. So excited.
Consider it mental health/ self-care time. Just as good as therapy!
Kind of inspired by some FFFCs from parenting. After my first night home, I tossed the very generous RX for pain pills that my OB sent me home from the hospital with because I enjoy taking them way too much. I'm handling it with massive doses of Advil.
BUT I kept one half dose just in case and will probably take it tomorrow during my ILs visit.
He just doesn't have a ton of experience. It finda feels like what a frog does when they catch a fly? Idk. It's been 10 yrs and I think i forgot how to kiss because of it
Inspired by Parenting's UOs yesterday, I was listening to the 90's Hip Hop station on Pandora all day yesterday.
At work, Doin' It came on and I got...very excited.
At home, my H questioned my parenting decision by listening to music that involves a substantial amount of curse words while our 18 month old was wondering around.
Your husband would be mortified by me. My favorite station to listen to while cooking is "2000's Club Bangers". Not a wholesome song in the bunch.
Yep I listen to Fly on XM. It's usually pretty bad.
I don't really like kissing with tongue... my h and I normally only kiss like that when we are both drunk at the same time, so twice year? I don't know what happened. We used to make out all the time!
Post by thiscoffeechick on Feb 17, 2017 15:09:43 GMT -5
I know it's tame but it's still a dick move. I have a co-worker named J who brings me baby clothes which his daughter outgrew. Our other co-worker A's wife is pregnant. I told J I would bring A the clothes after the Beanette outgrows them but I'm only planning on bringing what the re-sale store "Once Upon a Child" doesn't buy. I don't feel bad because I will have sprinkled in other clothes which weren't originally given to me by J.
I know it's tame but it's still a dick move. I have a co-worker named J who brings me baby clothes which his daughter outgrew. Our other co-worker A's wife is pregnant. I told J I would bring A the clothes after the Beanette outgrows them but I'm only planning on bringing what the re-sale store "Once Upon a Child" doesn't buy. I don't feel bad because I will have sprinkled in other clothes which weren't originally given to me by J.
This is the tamest thing I have ever heard you say!
As for me: I guess my FFFC is that even though I dont post here much/at all anymore, I still check in on the UO's and the FFFC's just so I don't miss anything good.
ORRR maybe the day last week when Emma was using her washcloth to "help me clean" and I didn't realize Owen had locked the puppy out back so the old dog peed in the house and I only found out because Emma tried to wipe it up with her washcloth and then brought me the soaking wet, pee filled washcloth that was dropping on her pajamas.
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