New confessions

[Stringy]

Let's do it. Get feisty.

[Stringy]

This is lame but I literally just made a pile of Cheerios on the floor for P to snack on.

[pbandj714]

Mar 31, 2017 6:00:31 GMT -5 Stringy said:

This is lame but I literally just made a pile of Cheerios on the floor for P to snack on.

SAK would be proud.

[pbandj714]

I have a real confession for once.
During our weekend away, DH and I tried a "toy" for the first time. It. Was. Fantastic.
I don't know why I was so reluctant all this time!

[Crisco Salad]

My mom gave me a bag of underwear that she tried and didn't like. I had forgotten about it until this week when none of my underwear fit. I'm wearing my moms underwear.

[Stringy]

I'm pretty sure I wore BMs underwear by accident one day this week.

[Stringy]

As much as I am over diapers- I hear so many people talk about power struggles and poop pants for years and I'd rather change a diaper than do that.

[Stringy]

I've never given M a timeout and don't plan to.

[dramaphile]

Mar 31, 2017 7:42:14 GMT -5 @charlotte said:

Diapers sound like a walk in the park compared to public bathrooms with a toddler. In a way, I am dreading ever potty training.

Me, too.

[ovenrack]

Mar 31, 2017 7:45:05 GMT -5 Stringy said:

I've never given M a timeout and don't plan to.

+1

[ovenrack]

My blood work came back from yesterday and I need to make some real dietary changes. Especially if I want to get pregnant this summer.

I really hope I can. I'm much better when someone else (theoretical #3) is being considered, instead of just myself.

Womp womp.

[rugger]

i'm ignoring my kids until they decide to clean up their coloring scraps like i've been asking for over an hour.

[mimsy]

I made 3 phone calls today and feel like I shouldn't have to do anything else today. Because anxiety of making calls.

[pbandj714]

Mar 31, 2017 12:27:27 GMT -5 @charlotte said:

MH has been working out more lately and is looking good 😍! But I've been feeling slightly jealous(?), because I've been feeling poorly about myself lately. Which is asinine because
1. Good for him!
2. I could easily get up earlier or stay up later to work out, so it's my own damn fault if I feel bad about myself.
Bitter Betty, party of 1. I'm going to try to do a little workout while DS naps today.

Similar boat here re my H's skin. He used to have pretty bad acne, and mine has always been moderate/hormonal (I want my PP skin back! wah!). Anywho. He took Accutane last spring/summer and it worked amazingly. His skin is so perfect. So I'm jealous because I'm over here looking like a preteen. I know I should just go see the derm so I can take it, too, but I don't want to worry about being in the sun this spring/summer since I was locked away like a hermit last year. Pity party of one, here.

GL on your workout!

[linewifekat]

I bought a box of condoms on amazon because I didn't want to buy them in a store (or even go to a store with 2 kids).

[CurlieWhirlie]

I'm glad one of my stepsons is on a school trip this weekend and won't be coming to our house. It's amazing how much easier three kids is than four, even though three is still challenging. I feel bad for being glad he's not here, though, hence the confession.

[Stringy]

M can operate the roku without assistance. Like choose the right channel and show using the remote. She is 3.

[rugger]

Mar 31, 2017 15:42:34 GMT -5 Stringy said:

M can operate the roku without assistance. Like choose the right channel and show using the remote. She is 3.

Yup, R could at that age, too. And she remembers whether a show is on the Netflix or Amazon channel.

[jnu76]

I've been telling everyone I know that I used to date One Man Pepperoni Band.
He's not the worst example of my ex boyfriends.

[CurlieWhirlie]

I tell everyone that I know the author of Old MacDonald Had a Truck, and that he is hot.

[MapleMe]

Mar 31, 2017 15:33:51 GMT -5 linewifekat said:

I bought a box of condoms on amazon because I didn't want to buy them in a store (or even go to a store with 2 kids).

CondomDepot.com

You're welcome.

[MapleMe]

Mar 31, 2017 9:45:03 GMT -5 ovenrack said:

Mar 31, 2017 7:45:05 GMT -5 Stringy said:

I've never given M a timeout and don't plan to.

+1

+2

I worked at a daycare that used 5 minute time outs for every infraction and it drove me nuts. I used to sit with the kid during their timeout to talk to them about what they did and better choices they could have made. I developed a reputation for kids to not want to get in trouble with me. I consider it a success.

[critter015]

I went to the feed store to buy a bag of goat feed. The old man who greeted me at the door said "are you here to buy lots of chicks?" I was weak, I ended up bringing home 8 more chicks plus I have eggs in the incubator due to hatch on Tuesday.

[Stringy]

I just brought P out of her room at midnight to watch the end of the uconn game.

[sarenu]

Apr 1, 2017 7:03:02 GMT -5 @milano said:

It's barely 8am and I'm eating a brownie and strongly contemplating opening a beer.

Whiskey, bourbon, or Bailey's are much better with coffee.

[Stringy]

How is M doing @milano? Just in genera newborny ways.

[brandiewine11]

I found my kid eating red pepper flakes out of the jar. I didn't stop him.

[critter015]

It is way too late for nap, but I couldn't handle O any more today so I put him in his bed to rest. Judging by the amount of crying he definitely needs it.