Things I thought I'd never say

[lakegirl]

"NO! Don't drive the car up your butt!" -mid-poopy diaper change as ds reached around with his Hot Wheels car.

[LovesMeSomeCake]

"what color is the poop?" followed up with "send me a picture"

[peaseblossom55]

I don't remember anything specific but I've talked more about poop since Dec 23rd than I have my whole life.

[thelittleredm]

"Please stop trying to wipe your own butt."

"Stop playing with the cat poop."

And many many many more things.

[lakegirl]

4 out of 5 posts are about poop.

Hmmmm. I guess it's too late to reconsider my life choices. Good thing they're cute! 😂

[summergirl1211]

"stop licking the window!"
"stop licking the fireplace!"
"N's pooping on the thermometer again!"

[thelittleredm]

"Stop rubbing my hairbrush on your penis!"

Also, "Keep your underwear on!"

[pibblemom]

(At 10am) "hurry up, the days practically over"

(At 4pm, in pjs) "see if law & order is on"

I am turning into my grandma. Also, these were both to H. C hasn't done anything unexpected just yet

[pibblemom]

Apr 19, 2017 19:51:59 GMT -5 thelittleredm said:

"Stop rubbing my hairbrush on your penis!"

😂😂🤣

[thelittleredm]

Apr 19, 2017 19:54:36 GMT -5 pibblemom said:

Apr 19, 2017 19:51:59 GMT -5 thelittleredm said:

"Stop rubbing my hairbrush on your penis!"

😂😂🤣

#momofboyslife

[lakegirl]

Apr 19, 2017 19:55:10 GMT -5 thelittleredm said:

Apr 19, 2017 19:54:36 GMT -5 pibblemom said:

😂😂🤣

#momofboyslife

+1 I'm constantly saying "yup. That's your penis." And "It's still your penis." Five seconds later during bath time and diaper changes.

[summergirl1211]

Thank you ladies, these are the best!

[brazilianpeach]

"I saved the poop in case you want to see it"

[judyblume14]

"No, I can't come to dinner - 7:00 is a little too late for me" (to my BFF!!!)
"Do you want me to change your diaper before or after you eat your cheese?"

[heybulldog56]

DS1 (diaperless): penis a hose! Put out the fire, firefighter! Pshhhh (spraying sound)!
Me: Do not use your penis like a hose! Do not pee all over grandma and abuelo's house!
DS1 (grabbing himself and running around): fire! Fire!

[brazilianpeach]

Apr 20, 2017 16:15:15 GMT -5 heybulldog56 said:

DS1 (diaperless): penis a hose! Put out the fire, firefighter! Pshhhh (spraying sound)!
Me: Do not use your penis like a hose! Do not pee all over grandma and abuelo's house!
DS1 (grabbing himself and running around): fire! Fire!

Bahahahahahahahaha

[brazilianpeach]

"Don't pull my hair!" "Ok if you're gonna move on to my necklace then just pull my hair; it's cheaper"

(From last night)

"Buddy, eat first, poop later. You're not coordinated enough to multitask"

[summergirl1211]

Apr 20, 2017 16:15:15 GMT -5 heybulldog56 said:

DS1 (diaperless): penis a hose! Put out the fire, firefighter! Pshhhh (spraying sound)!
Me: Do not use your penis like a hose! Do not pee all over grandma and abuelo's house!
DS1 (grabbing himself and running around): fire! Fire!

Amazing.