GTKY: the craziest place you've ever had sex

[dmoney]

The parking lot of a bar...not with DH but with an ex...He was 6'6 and had a tiny mustang...it was interesting

[nicolec78]

With hubby in a closet at a wedding reception for our friends' wedding.

[neongreen]

In the water in the middle of the day (plenty of people around, including kids) during our honeymoon in Aruba.

[Deleted]

A cave on Tom Sawyer Island at Disneyland. Truth.

[lunalovegood]

My parent's pool

[tatersalad]

I had sex on the putting green at my country club golf course in high school and we carelessly left some used condoms behind in our rush to sneak away after the deed. Fast forward 15 years and one of my best friend's dad happened to be the superintendent of the course when I was in high school (friend and I went to different high schools and didn't meet until post college). He loves to tease me about the butt marks I left on the course.

[billyhorrible]

We tried to conceive this kid in the bathroom at a wedding, but people kept coming in and out.

We did a lot of car sex years back, in parking garages, driveways, parking lots, etc. And road head was a big one for us.

But probably the craziest was sex on a trail in a park overlooking the water. And then we took a nap. And when we woke up I had DH convinced he dreamed the whole thing.

[baytosa2013]

Let's see...top 3 would be a casino bathroom with DH, he was NOT my DH at the time. A karate dojo...mats are very comfortable. When I was in college and seeing a guy I worked with...our boss' desk. Oh God I'm having a girl..I'm SO in for it.

[hbanana18]

Pool table with an ex...and more parking lot sex in my younger days then I should to admit. MH and I had sex in ocean once - makes me cringe now to think about infection possibility

[bendherova]

In the call room at one of the hospitals DH worked in, one wall was all windows facing the street.

[wormgerm]

Uh... on the steps (in my unit) in my college apartment. Not really public but if my roommate came home it would have been super awkward. He's my one and only and we are both terrified of getting in trouble so nothing public for us.

[mrsmonogrammed]

DH and I had sex in his parents backyard. While they were home. Whoops!

[periwinkledaydreams]

Hmmm.. probably the craziest was in the middle of the road in the middle of the night (in a pretty low traffic area, but still). That was fun! That same bf and I also did it in the car in our friend's parents' driveway while we were evacuated there during a hurricane, and in a men's room stall at a club while we were definitely not alone. Woohoo!

[sully326]

It was when I was with my ex...On the hood of a camper in his parents front yard right before it got dark. He's parent totally could've seen us if they walked past a window lol

[leenziepops]

Hubby's work office. It was even hotter when we realised the security guard was patrolling the area. Hot hot hot sex over the desk.

[mrskblack11]

In my sister's bathroom at my parent's house while there was a party going on downstairs.

A few times in a random parking garage.

[missjenniebean]

His brother's pool. They were gone but the neighbors were home. it made it hotter knowing they might see us ;]

[theBeeMama]

Y'all I AM SO BORING. You wild women!! I am feeling so insecure!

However, in my defense, I was a virgin when I got married... And we've only been married for 2.5 years... And I have been either pregnant, post-partum or my husband's been gone (military) for a good majority of that time... So really I've only been truly "in the game" a matter of months when you look at it that way!! Maybe when we get a little "us time", we'll have the freedom to get creative.


............... Yeaaaah, we really should take a break after this baby.

(What am I, a Duggar??)

Excuse me for a moment while I go cry and question all of my life choices.

[mcp6286]

Feb 20, 2015 22:45:24 GMT -5 theBeeMama said:

Y'all I AM SO BORING. You wild women!! I am feeling so insecure!

However, in my defense, I was a virgin when I got married... And we've only been married for 2.5 years... And I have been either pregnant, post-partum or my husband's been gone (military) for a good majority of that time... So really I've only been truly "in the game" a matter of months when you look at it that way!! Maybe when we get a little "us time", we'll have the freedom to get creative.


............... Yeaaaah, we really should take a break after this baby.

(What am I, a Duggar??)

Excuse me for a moment while I go cry and question all of my life choices.

Haha don't worry, I'm feeling pretty boring after reading this thread too! For me, it's DH though...he HATES having sex in public places. I think it's because his parents flaunted their sex life in a gross and inappropriate way, and he's determined not to be like that. I tried to get him to do it at the beach once (our favorite place) and you would've thought I'd asked him to murder his mom. He is not adventurous at all, which is the total opposite of the rest of his life! I always feel like Rachel on Friends when this comes up...,she dodges the question for ages and finally says, "Uhh the foot of the bed." Yup that's me!

[brennaz]

Either a mall parking lot or an empty field in the country. Depends on whether you're a country person or a city slicker I guess lol.
@jimbobcooter, I'm impressed haha!

[brennaz]

Oh...I forgot about a romp at a rest stop. I kid you not, I am pretty sure that's when DS was conceived haha

[hulagrl461]

Craziest (and dumbest) place .... If you want to call it that..... Was in his truck while he was driving. I also somehow managaed to give him oral in a movie theater. Both of those were a long time ago!

[jessila]

In the ocean while on vacation with his family who was on the beach. Or in a dressing room at a Gap during the same trip. We were young, not married, and not allowed to be in the same room without other people (very conservative family).
There used to be a lot more road head and car sex too. Marriage made us less adventurous.

[kemdupuis]

All girls Catholic camp (I was a counselor) on the beach in front of the chapel, with the dishwasher (who I knew from outside). I've also done it in numerous cars, on a hiking trail, on a beach in Greece...

[bruunk]

Oh man, you ladies are wild! I'm giggling like crazy my HS bf and I had sex in a car a lot, and once when camping - we must have been loud, we had no neighbors by the second day. Same bf and I had sex at my family cabin - right above the living room and the walls are paper thin. We were idiots. DH and I are pretty freaking tame.

[redlipz]

At the parking lot of a water park, in the water park, at a rest stop while the car next to us was surrounded by cops, out in the woods, at the movie theater, in the car while driving, at my in laws. My husband and I were a little wild...lol.