Site-wide FFC/UO!

[userdeleted]

Feb 27, 2015 11:04:05 GMT -5 @pobrecita said:

I feel like now that he's married I have to let go of my crush a little. Even though I've been married all this time. And have a kid. And am excruciatingly average. Logic shmogic.

[bunnyfungo]

Feb 27, 2015 11:11:31 GMT -5 McBenny said:

I am on page 1 and feel I should not particpate but I am tagged into the thread?

WWPD? What would Parenting do?

It's not a FFFC/UO without mbenny mbennying the shit out of it.

[theseaword]

I was driving to work yesterday and there was a guy with a sign facing out the back window that said "Support life, marriage, and religious liberty". I was pretty interested, both because I don't normally see such things in my liberal commie godless ivory tower (Massachusetts) and also because the sign was too plain and crappy to have come from like an organized rally, but too large to have come from a regular printer. I'm guess the guy went into kinkos with an agenda. "This will be a meaningful $1.50 to spend! This is gonna drive real change!".

Also, I'm not certain what he means by "religious liberty" in this context, but I'm just going to assume he's a veteran hero of the war on christmas.

[Mags748]

Feb 27, 2015 11:05:14 GMT -5 leopardgurl831 said:

Feb 27, 2015 10:59:37 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

is single stocking some kid of euphemism for a poop chute?

Not that exciting. Tula "stocks" every other Sunday you need fast fingers to actually score one. A used runs $1200 a new $400. Which means butt sex =$400 to him.

I think its funny how people trade butt sex for things. I think on TD there was someone who talked about trading it for new curtains. 

[athn64]

Feb 27, 2015 11:12:29 GMT -5 userdeleted said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:04:05 GMT -5 @pobrecita said:

I feel like now that he's married I have to let go of my crush a little. Even though I've been married all this time. And have a kid. And am excruciatingly average. Logic shmogic.

My love for him will never die.

[jorkzy]

Feb 27, 2015 11:09:21 GMT -5 shannjohnston said:

Jan 15 here:
FFFC 1) I think this board may be the most fun and I want to join in but I nervous I'd get all the flamey gifs as a newb

FFFC 2) Gave DS a full dose of Gravol last night because he was having a rough time going to sleep. No regrets.

1. Welcome!

2. Please don't drug your child unnecessarily. Is he sick right now?

[McBenny]

I once cut my head open. I was having sex. I was on top and I decide I was going to spin around and reverse cowgirl and I fell back and hit my head on a nearby desk. Ooops.

[Deleted]

Feb 27, 2015 11:13:26 GMT -5 Mags748 said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:05:14 GMT -5 leopardgurl831 said:

Not that exciting. Tula "stocks" every other Sunday you need fast fingers to actually score one. A used runs $1200 a new $400. Which means butt sex =$400 to him.

I think its funny how people trade butt sex for things. I think on TD there was someone who talked about trading it for new curtains. 

I think butt sex sounds icky. Will never trade for anything.

[harvestmoon]

Feb 27, 2015 11:12:47 GMT -5 theseaword said:

I was driving to work yesterday and there was a guy with a sign facing out the back window that said "Support life, marriage, and religious liberty". I was pretty interested, both because I don't normally see such things in my liberal commie godless ivory tower (Massachusetts) and also because the sign was too plain and crappy to have come from like an organized rally, but too large to have come from a regular printer. I'm guess the guy went into kinkos with an agenda. "This will be a meaningful $1.50 to spend! This is gonna drive real change!".

Also, I'm not certain what he means by "religious liberty" in this context, but I'm just going to assume he's a veteran hero of the war on christmas.

I would translate that to mean "support my freedom to discriminate based on my bigoted interpretation of religion."

[goldenbird]

Feb 27, 2015 6:49:06 GMT -5 slurpeelove said:

I've never watched Austin Powers all the way through and have no desire to.

Gasp! I loved Austin Powers. But its been 5+ years since I've seen one of the movies

[nachobutt]

Feb 27, 2015 11:11:52 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:08:00 GMT -5 nachobutt said:

Anyone care to tell me their thoughts on Pot and TTC?

pot is a little bit different than booze because heavy use keeps THC in your system for up to 30 days (depending on a variety of factors).


I actually strongly prefer garage plants (that's what we call them round these parts) to boozing but from a clean system standpoint, I wouldn't be hitting it heavily while TTC.  In fact, I fully quit it while TTC DS1.  With DS2 (still baking inside), I probably hit the garage maybe... 3 times in the 10 months it took us to conceive him?  That kind of usage is not alarming to me at all, but daily or several-times-weekly use is probably not the best.

This is my stance. Just because I post about "garage plants" and booze a lot, does NOT mean I am constantly getting high and drunk.  I couldn't tell you the last time I smoked pot.  That doesn't mean I don't love pot any less.

My problem is when people make references to it and my ttc.  They don't know my life. Do not tell me what to do. (not you HE)

[adorebel]

Feb 27, 2015 10:24:48 GMT -5 @hilarityensued said:

omg lol at the wife peeing in the house and letting the dogs take the blame.

mrskblack11, you're (in)famouuuussss. God I miss June'15. And you. 

[mrsbutt]

I'm trying to think of my favourite barfession. But I have too many and I can't think of which one is the legit best.

Maybe the time I was hella wasted and the shooter girl was looking all super hot and I thought to myself "I'm as cute as this one and I'm going to show it!!!"

And then, much to my friends' surprise, I took my shirt off and began dancing around in just my bra. While shooting looks to the shooter girl.

Ahhh. To be 18 again.

[HelloSweetie]

Yes you can watch a DVD, darling. Now if only the baby could...

[iaminigomontoya]

I can't imagine trading sexual favors with DH so I could buy stuff. I buy what I want.

[McBenny]

Feb 27, 2015 7:40:38 GMT -5 mack said:

I know the suspense has been killing you.
My FFFC is that I have a crush on Gordon Ramsey.

[leopardgurl831]

Feb 27, 2015 11:13:26 GMT -5 Mags748 said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:05:14 GMT -5 leopardgurl831 said:

Not that exciting. Tula "stocks" every other Sunday you need fast fingers to actually score one. A used runs $1200 a new $400. Which means butt sex =$400 to him.

I think its funny how people trade butt sex for things. I think on TD there was someone who talked about trading it for new curtains. 

We have never had butt sex :-0 and I might have come up with idea from someone on TD .

[ceebug]

Feb 27, 2015 11:11:41 GMT -5 normadix said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:04:45 GMT -5 @sundae13 said:

Unf. 

If people don't get this, their vagina is broken

Why is he doing that weird hair thing? Fleas?

[bearfootz]

Feb 27, 2015 11:13:26 GMT -5 Mags748 said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:05:14 GMT -5 leopardgurl831 said:

Not that exciting. Tula "stocks" every other Sunday you need fast fingers to actually score one. A used runs $1200 a new $400. Which means butt sex =$400 to him.

I think its funny how people trade butt sex for things. I think on TD there was someone who talked about trading it for new curtains. 

I clench up just reading about that topic.  not my cup of tea

[Rach7170]

Feb 27, 2015 11:15:55 GMT -5 @annperkins said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:13:26 GMT -5 Mags748 said:

I think its funny how people trade butt sex for things. I think on TD there was someone who talked about trading it for new curtains. 

I think butt sex sounds icky. Will never trade for anything.

Have you ever tried it? It's not my fav but, I enjoy it sometimes. Is that a fffc?

[Rach7170]

Feb 27, 2015 11:18:38 GMT -5 @pobrecita said:

You can't just...have butt sex. It requires some practice and preparation.

Well yeah. Is that not common knowledge?

[athn64]

I trade my buying habits with his. I want a new carrier/diaper. He gets a new ps4 game. Works for us. (As long as we have the disposable income)

[goldenbird]

Feb 27, 2015 8:10:36 GMT -5 @nursesouder said:

Jan15 here....since there was a lot of bar stories here....

When I was 22 and just started dating DH I got WASTED and he still lived with his mom but slept on the third floor. I got naked and hopped into bed and started feeling the spins pretty immediately. I had to run, naked and drunk down the stairs to the bathroom. Not only did I puke all over the toilet, I also pooped on my foot, the floor and her bathroom rug. I drunkenly cleaned my foot off in the tub, and used TP to clean my excrement off the floor, the rug was not salvageable. I rolled it up, carried it upstairs and threw it out the next morning.

She never asked what happened to the rug.

Holy shit lol, this wins the war story

[halfpint923]

Feb 27, 2015 11:16:51 GMT -5 iaminigomontoya said:

I can't imagine trading sexual favors with DH so I could buy stuff. I buy what I want.

This, exactly. Plus, I don't think there is anything in this world that I would want to buy that I would offer butt sex for.

DNW.

[userdeleted]

Feb 27, 2015 11:13:35 GMT -5 athn64 said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:12:29 GMT -5 userdeleted said:

I feel like now that he's married I have to let go of my crush a little. Even though I've been married all this time. And have a kid. And am excruciatingly average. Logic shmogic.

My love for him will never die.

It's some stupid misplaced sense of respect or some other unfamiliar sensation that I can't quite place.

[mrsbutt]

Yes, I said I would trade butt sex for new drapes. But I don't like drapes. I just meant I would do it if that was something I wanted.

I'm not going to lie. Butt sex is a great bargaining tool. This is a truth for many relationships.

[jorkzy]

Feb 27, 2015 11:16:37 GMT -5 mrsbutt said:

I'm trying to think of my favourite barfession. But I have too many and I can't think of which one is the legit best.

Maybe the time I was hella wasted and the shooter girl was looking all super hot and I thought to myself "I'm as cute as this one and I'm going to show it!!!"

And then, much to my friends' surprise, I took my shirt off and began dancing around in just my bra. While shooting looks to the shooter girl.

Ahhh. To be 18 again.

Was this at Malibu? Barry T's?

[Deleted]

Feb 27, 2015 11:17:48 GMT -5 Rach7170 said:

Feb 27, 2015 11:15:55 GMT -5 @annperkins said:

I think butt sex sounds icky. Will never trade for anything.

Have you ever tried it? It's not my fav but, I enjoy it sometimes. Is that a fffc?

No. No plans to, much to DH's displeasure. I've read too many internet stories about it going awry. I don't think I could handle that kind of embarASSment in my life.

But you, you go ahead and get what you want

[goldenbird]

Feb 27, 2015 8:32:11 GMT -5 @sing2phins said:

On the bar confessions tip, in college I once did a barmat shooter, which is exactly what it sounds like (all of the spills into the barmat dumped into a glass). I was, uh, not sober and thought it would impress the hot bartenders who asked me to do it. I'm pretty sure there were cigarette ashes in it, too, since this was way back when you could still smoke in bars.

Hork!!

[HelloSweetie]

I've committed guys. Imma mbenny this shit up. Wtaf to that gif on 14. Wtaf.