Post by harvestmoon on Feb 27, 2015 11:22:04 GMT -5
I know this won't actually scandalize anyone, but here's a Friday confession: the only person to give me multiple orgasms without any assistance from hands or toys was my senior prom date... a random guy from my class who I had never dated or really even been friends with who randomly asked me to prom.
See, teen/high school sex can be totally worth it.
Jan15 here....since there was a lot of bar stories here....
When I was 22 and just started dating DH I got WASTED and he still lived with his mom but slept on the third floor. I got naked and hopped into bed and started feeling the spins pretty immediately. I had to run, naked and drunk down the stairs to the bathroom. Not only did I puke all over the toilet, I also pooped on my foot, the floor and her bathroom rug. I drunkenly cleaned my foot off in the tub, and used TP to clean my excrement off the floor, the rug was not salvageable. I rolled it up, carried it upstairs and threw it out the next morning.
She never asked what happened to the rug.
Did you shit at the same time that you puked? I am so perplexed by this.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I don't understand "outside" dogs as pets. We have a lab who is definitely an indoor furbaby.we live in FL. DH has family in Mississippi and everyone in that area has a dog that lives outside only. Same with my BF in North Carolina. They feed them 2x/day and the dogs roam free the rest. This sounds awesome for the dog, but even when it's super cold they don't come inside. Ever.
As a dog owner/lover, I just don't get it.
We have people around here that do that too. I'm not a dog lover, but it still seems a bit cruel if it is cold or bad weather. Also annoying is when those dogs bark and whine all night. (I don't have a dog. I don't want to hear yours all night).
Oh and don't get me started on people who don't leash their dog for walks. It's illegal here but twice we've had the same dog run up barking and try to jump LOs stroller while DH, LO, and I were taking a walk. DH yelled at the lady both times but she insists he's a "gentle dog" who is "just saying hello." I've been tempted to report it but DH talked me out of it. (I also feel like one day that dog is gonna get killed running across the street to chase after people).
Oh, I have a gross one. Warning, mayo-related. So breastfeeding makes me really, really hungry all the time. Sometimes, even after I eat my lunch, I'm still hungry. Instead of doing something normal like "bring additional snacks from home" or something, I sometimes take 2 of the individual serve Hellman's squeeze packets from the cafeteria along with my purchased lunch. If I'm still hungry after my meal, I eat the mayo. It works!
OMG!!! SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!!
I told you mayo is the stuff that comes out of roaches when stepped on !!!!!!!!!!!
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I trade my buying habits with his. I want a new carrier/diaper. He gets a new ps4 game. Works for us. (As long as we have the disposable income)
This is how I do it as well. There is something about using sex acts as currency that I don't like. Plus I'm pretty easy and have been willing to try everything DH has asked so far.
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I know this won't actually scandalize anyone, but here's a Friday confession: the only person to give me multiple orgasms without any assistance from hands or toys was my senior prom date... a random guy from my class who I had never dated or really even been friends with who randomly asked me to prom.
See, teen/high school sex can be totally worth it.
my prom date came out of the closet a few years after high school.
Jan 15 here: FFFC 1) I think this board may be the most fun and I want to join in but I nervous I'd get all the flamey gifs as a newb
FFFC 2) Gave DS a full dose of Gravol last night because he was having a rough time going to sleep. No regrets.
1. Welcome!
2. Please don't drug your child unnecessarily. Is he sick right now?
Thanks!
And yes. He's got some kind of virus (including pink eye as a symptom - yuuuuuuuuuck) and was a gong show yesterday. Home from preschool ,no nap, up at midnight and coughing and was a total mess. He got some decent sleep and is much better this morning.
I know this won't actually scandalize anyone, but here's a Friday confession: the only person to give me multiple orgasms without any assistance from hands or toys was my senior prom date... a random guy from my class who I had never dated or really even been friends with who randomly asked me to prom.
See, teen/high school sex can be totally worth it.
my prom date came out of the closet a few years after high school.
kind of glad I held onto the v-card that night.
I turned down my gay guy friend who asked me to go with him because I wanted to get some p in v on prom night. We still got in trouble for grinding on each other for fun at the dance though. He was a good sport.
I think condoms should be free for under 18s. Teens are going to have sex, no matter what others tell them. Why is other contraception free for them, none of which protects from STIs?
I know Larry happened. Please do not try to convince me otherwise. Please don't talk to me about coffee. I don't drink it. I don't caffeine. When I state my opinion, that is me chiming in on a topic. This is not me saying you suck at life if you do or feel differently. If I want to say that, I will. If I want to speak on you, I will.
I'm trying to think of my favourite barfession. But I have too many and I can't think of which one is the legit best.
Maybe the time I was hella wasted and the shooter girl was looking all super hot and I thought to myself "I'm as cute as this one and I'm going to show it!!!"
And then, much to my friends' surprise, I took my shirt off and began dancing around in just my bra. While shooting looks to the shooter girl.
Ahhh. To be 18 again.
Was this at Malibu? Barry T's?
bahahaha. One summer we went to Barry T's like 2-3 times a week. Always for their ladies nights. We had a favorite stripper. we named him Mansy
She's been weaned for 1.5 years and just tried to steal the boob from her brother. Omfg, save me.
I'm not looking forward to this... DD has been weaned for almost a year and still looks at my chest and says "boobies... Yum yum!" When we're changing at the pool.
I'm trying to think of my favourite barfession. But I have too many and I can't think of which one is the legit best.
Maybe the time I was hella wasted and the shooter girl was looking all super hot and I thought to myself "I'm as cute as this one and I'm going to show it!!!"
And then, much to my friends' surprise, I took my shirt off and began dancing around in just my bra. While shooting looks to the shooter girl.
Ahhh. To be 18 again.
Was this at Malibu? Barry T's?
I can't remember the name of the bar. But you know the one downtown that kind of looks like a mansion, right off of Jasper Avenue? What was that place called back in early 2000s? It was next to a pretty tall building.
I know there is a strip club in the same area that sort of matches this description but I'm not talking about it. I SWEAR.
Visiting from D14, read quite a few pages but had to jump ahead.
Regarding condoms: I always got a bag of free condoms when I picked up my birth control in high school, they started stacking up. So I kept them in a drawer along with my drug paraphernalia. A cop raided my room (long story) and found the drawer with hundreds of condoms. He called in my mom and asked her if she knew I was being sexually active and showed her the condoms. For the record, there were that many condoms because I wasn't *that* sexually active! Lol, my friend and I took all the condoms we had been getting for free, and obviously weren't using, to school and handed them out to random kids in the hallways. We were 16 I think.
I can't! I've tried in the shower, pool, and lake. Can't do it. Wish I could...
Oh I can. I peed in the ocean so much on vacation that I almost peed in my chair while we ate lunch - like I had forgotten potty training in one day (or was rather drunk)
bearfootz, I don't know you, but I have never LOLed so hard on GBCB. I think a little pee came out. Which is fitting.
Post by bennyandthejets13 on Feb 27, 2015 11:28:26 GMT -5
I left and came back and just jumping in the last page. I guess my FFFC is H has never ever asked for butt sex so we're both virgins in that area. We joke about it and when wasted "tried" but we end up giggling and never go though with it.
Post by iaminigomontoya on Feb 27, 2015 11:28:40 GMT -5
Don't get me wrong. I've observed a correlation between when we have sex and DH's productivity around the house. He's always helpful but I find him to be extra helpful after sex. It's definitely a nice bonus.
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