Post by tjr42px on Feb 27, 2015 18:58:56 GMT -5
I took LO with me to pick up wine and beer, then get our pups some food. We walk toward the craft beer section and he asks, "Why are we getting mommy beer?" In my head I'm thinking, well because of you and your brother, but I just give him the facts "because we are out and need to get some more, buddy." Then we get to the wine section and I let him pick out a bottle. My wife isn't terribly picky and my usual selection process is which label looks the coolest. He picks a more expensive label than I would have but that's what I get for giving him the option. I say "wow you have expensive taste." He responds, "it's wine, dada, I don't want to taste it." Nicely done little man. Then at the register the guy behind the counter asks me if my son can have a lollipop, very discretely I might add (thanks guy!) and I say sure. He tells me has 5 boys and my head starts to explode just think of having three more. Little man is polite says thank you, tears off the wraper and says "this is yummy."
When we get home from our adventure. It was billed as such to entice him out with me to give mama a "break". You know only one kiddo instead of two. Maybe slight reprieve is a better descriptor. She asks about the adventure and LO proceeds to tell her that the guy who gave us "mommy''s beer also gave him a lollipop." Clearly he's going want to go to the liquor store more often. He's already asked for another lollypop. I said we don't have any and in his clever 3 year old way he said we could just get more from the beer man. Lol!
When we get home from our adventure. It was billed as such to entice him out with me to give mama a "break". You know only one kiddo instead of two. Maybe slight reprieve is a better descriptor. She asks about the adventure and LO proceeds to tell her that the guy who gave us "mommy''s beer also gave him a lollipop." Clearly he's going want to go to the liquor store more often. He's already asked for another lollypop. I said we don't have any and in his clever 3 year old way he said we could just get more from the beer man. Lol!
