Middle Finger Monday

[hobbesgal]

We need more lurkers to come out of hiding and play. GKU has become the same people posting over and over, with some PW'ing thrown in. Just jump in, we're awesome, and we like new people.

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Mar 9, 2015 8:46:34 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

I haven't had caffeine yet and can't remember what we call our Monday bitchfest (myabe that's what we call it?), but I like alliteration so there's the title.  What are you saying FU today to?

I think we should officially change this to "Middle Finger Monday". I find it more accurate.

My middle finger would be to my hair!! I need to get a trim, but I'm so cheap right now I just can't push myself to do it. Plus I have some serious control issues, and I'm worried my hair will get fucked up. So, I guess my middle finger is to myself for not just going and getting it done.

[Deleted]

MH came in last night from work in a foul mood. He didnt like my choice of dinner (which was not the same as his) and proceeded to start lecturing me about the choice. I have IBS and he's convinced Morning star burgers make me sick. Only one kind actually does.
Anyway, he was so moody that he went to bed without dinner. Then this morning he was still barely speaking to me.
So in a subtle FU to him I took the cookies I baked last night to work with me. Now he doesn't get any of them.

[Deleted]

Big ole middle finger to my body right now. Saturday (CD 9) I kept feeling like I was having period cramps all day, then yesterday and today I've been super emotional and feeling like I'm PMSing. My body needs to get its shit together.

[youdontsay]

FU to the time change. FU to the idiot at Home Depot this weekend who took two hours to order floors when we gave her the SKUs for everything.

[mrss44]

Pretty sure I have a cold sore starting on my bottom lip & shit hurts. I haven't had a fucking cold sore in YEARS. Anyone know a good home remedy to stop this shit?

[youdontsay]

Mar 9, 2015 9:00:53 GMT -5 mrss44 said:

Pretty sure I have a cold sore starting on my bottom lip & shit hurts. I haven't had a fucking cold sore in YEARS. Anyone know a good home remedy to stop this shit?

Not a home remedy but my mom swears by Abreva. She gets stress-related cold sores so she starts it before one pops up, like if she's going to visit her parents or she has to fly somewhere.

[mrss44]

Mar 9, 2015 9:06:27 GMT -5 youdontsay said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:00:53 GMT -5 mrss44 said:

Pretty sure I have a cold sore starting on my bottom lip & shit hurts. I haven't had a fucking cold sore in YEARS. Anyone know a good home remedy to stop this shit?

Not a home remedy but my mom swears by Abreva. She gets stress-related cold sores so she starts it before one pops up, like if she's going to visit her parents or she has to fly somewhere.

Awesome. I'll ask DH if he can pick some up after work! Thank you very much! I knew there was something I saw on TV that helps but couldn't remember the name!

[notthedroids]

Middle finger goes to my body. I've been achy since yesterday and had bad indigestion yesterday and a little today still. I woke up with a sore throat too but that could be because we had the fan on. Pretty sure I'm fighting something and I super don't have tome to get sick. Also to my brain for not shutting up last night and letting me sleep. Mondays are the worst.

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Mar 9, 2015 8:59:44 GMT -5 youdontsay said:

FU to the time change. FU to the idiot at Home Depot this weekend who took two hours to order floors when we gave her the SKUs for everything.

So much this.

[cakewench]

FU to my body and my brain. CD1 is imminent, and yesterday I woke up to a temp drop after having a dream my in-laws were throwing me a surprise baby shower, even though I wasn't pregnant, because they didn't know if they'd ever get the chance. (Note, my in-laws are lovely people and would never do that.)
FU to the time change.

FU to our dog's arthritis.

FU House of Cards, what was that ending?

And for a slight change of pace, thank you work for the free Krispy Kreme this morning. My ass didn't need that glazed chocolate cake donut, but my feels did.

Eta for words.

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Agreed on the time change. Yesterday I didn't mind it as much, but this morning was awful. So hard to wake up and get out of bed. And it was so dark outside.

Mine goes to a friend of mine. This coming Saturday I am throwing a bridal shower for a girl. Her MOH is throwing the bachelorette party on Friday. Long story short, they have to be the same weekend because the MOH is from out of state. So the friend I am annoyed at RSVP'ed to both events. Now that it is the week of, she told me she "accidentally" committed to something else on Friday and can't make it to the bachelorette party. My issues with this is A) I am not the host of the bachelorette party. It is not my job to handle RSVPs or people canceling. B) She is such a flake. Does this all the time.

[diamondsndaisies]

CD1 and my scale. It says I've gain 12lb since the beginning of December. I am going to eat my feelings today but tomorrow is back on weight watchers I go.

[Yobogoya]

Mar 9, 2015 8:49:05 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

We need more lurkers to come out of hiding and play. GKU has become the same people posting over and over, with some PW'ing thrown in. Just jump in, we're awesome, and we like new people.

Newbie here. This is my first post and I have been lurking for many months now. I have learned so much information reading all of your posts! I am temping and my DH and I will begin TTC this summer.

My bitch today is my job. My boss is condescending and rude more times than not. And some days it is extremely hard to bite my tongue when she is basically calling me a moron. Not a good start to Monday morning.

[housecarder]

FU to sickness. DS woke up Friday night with an earache so I spent all night sitting up with him asleep on my chest to relieve the pressure. Took him to the doctor Saturday morning: double ear infection, one so bulging she thought it was ruptured at first. So she gave him a different antibiotic from last time and the pharmacy didn't flavor it. So I have to try and bribe DS to take it. CD1 shows up Sunday morning, just in time for Daylight savings time and no alcohol because Indiana hates me. Then last night DS wakes up puking in our bed so no sleep for me again. My husband decides to call in, blaming DS being sick but then ends up laying on the couch all morning bitching about his cold. If I didn't have homework I'd tell him to watch the kids and crawl back in bed.

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 9, 2015 9:29:09 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

CD1 and my scale. It says I've gain 12lb since the beginning of December. I am going to eat my feelings today but tomorrow is back on weight watchers I go.

*hugs* I feel your pain. I started getting panicky last night about the upcoming warm weather and how none of my shorts and capris are going to fit because of the weight I gained. 

[mrstrejo]

I guess I'll stop lurking for a minute since I finally have something to put here. FU to grocery shopping! We have to go grocery shopping this morning and we both hate it. It's between that and having no food so... off we go to Winco.

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Mar 9, 2015 9:30:51 GMT -5 Yobogoya said:

Mar 9, 2015 8:49:05 GMT -5 hobbesgal said:

We need more lurkers to come out of hiding and play. GKU has become the same people posting over and over, with some PW'ing thrown in. Just jump in, we're awesome, and we like new people.

Newbie here. This is my first post and I have been lurking for many months now. I have learned so much information reading all of your posts! I am temping and my DH and I will begin TTC this summer.

My bitch today is my job. My boss is condescending and rude more times than not. And some days it is extremely hard to bite my tongue when she is basically calling me a moron. Not a good start to Monday morning.

Welcome to the party!



Sorry for the bitchy boss. Methinks you will like our drinking threads. 

[daisy818]

Mar 9, 2015 9:26:10 GMT -5 cakewench said:

And for a slight change of pace, thank you work for the free Krispy Kreme this morning. My ass didn't need that glazed chocolate cake donut, but my feels did.

Eta for words.

Well now my morning middle finger goes to me for forgetting that DH had brought home Krispy Kreme donuts last night, so I missed out on a delicious breakfast this morning!  Boo hiss.

[diamondsndaisies]

Mar 9, 2015 9:35:52 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:29:09 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

CD1 and my scale. It says I've gain 12lb since the beginning of December. I am going to eat my feelings today but tomorrow is back on weight watchers I go.

*hugs* I feel your pain. I started getting panicky last night about the upcoming warm weather and how none of my shorts and capris are going to fit because of the weight I gained. 

Well I lost 30lbs since august but Christmas came around and I thought I could maintain while we were TTC. Now 12lbs later I have learned that I can't control my cravings on my own yet. So I guess I will lose as much as I can before I get pregnant and worry about everything else then. 

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 9, 2015 9:37:46 GMT -5 @iliketurtles said:

middle finger to my dvd player today, it's slowly dying on me and I don't want to buy a new one until I'm ready to upgrade my TV, too. Bleh.
middle finger to my family because finally, I'm away from that hot mess.

You may be able to find a really inexpensive one at goodwill or a thrift store. I know around black friday some of the stores are practically giving them away. Everything is all Blu-Ray now. 

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Mar 9, 2015 9:37:46 GMT -5 @iliketurtles said:

middle finger to my dvd player today, it's slowly dying on me and I don't want to buy a new one until I'm ready to upgrade my TV, too. Bleh.
middle finger to my family because finally, I'm away from that hot mess.

What's uh goin on with your chart there, boo? 

[expatmama11]

Middle finger to the weather! Husband is off work bc its a holiday here and of course it would decide to rain. No bbq'ing and no tennis, ugh!

Sorry to all of you dealing with the time change!

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 9, 2015 9:39:08 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:35:52 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

*hugs* I feel your pain. I started getting panicky last night about the upcoming warm weather and how none of my shorts and capris are going to fit because of the weight I gained. 

Well I lost 30lbs since august but Christmas came around and I thought I could maintain while we were TTC. Now 12lbs later I have learned that I can't control my cravings on my own yet. So I guess I will lose as much as I can before I get pregnant and worry about everything else then. 

Congratulations on your weight loss! That's amazing progress for only 4 months. 

[cakewench]

Mar 9, 2015 9:37:09 GMT -5 daisy818 said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:26:10 GMT -5 cakewench said:

And for a slight change of pace, thank you work for the free Krispy Kreme this morning. My ass didn't need that glazed chocolate cake donut, but my feels did.

Eta for words.

Well now my morning middle finger goes to me for forgetting that DH had brought home Krispy Kreme donuts last night, so I missed out on a delicious breakfast this morning!  Boo hiss.

Lol oh no! Maybe there will be some left when you get home?

[imnotfancy]

Middle finger to the time change. I couldn't bring myself to get up till 830 (it's my day off) when I usually get up between 7-7:30. I need to workout and get stuff done around the house but now I feel so lazy since I "slept in" so long.

Middle finger to estrogen. It makes me to cranky. At least I'm attributing my crankiness to my estrogen level since I just O'd and that's when it started. I had 5 stupid arguments with DH yesterday. It's ridiculous.

[daisy818]

Mar 9, 2015 9:41:10 GMT -5 cakewench said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:37:09 GMT -5 daisy818 said:

Well now my morning middle finger goes to me for forgetting that DH had brought home Krispy Kreme donuts last night, so I missed out on a delicious breakfast this morning!  Boo hiss.

Lol oh no! Maybe there will be some left when you get home?

He works from home, so no guarantees

[Deleted]

Mar 9, 2015 9:42:57 GMT -5 @iliketurtles said:

Mar 9, 2015 9:39:49 GMT -5 @pugsandwine said:

What's uh goin on with your chart there, boo? 

I stopped charting while I was moving. I'll start again after I get my period. Which I hope is soon because I'm cramping today.

I'm just teasing ya. I saw it in your siggy and was like 'Dayum.'  ;-P

[pinkcat]

A middle finger to my boots- I put you away today and I hope I dont' have to see you until October. I was getting SOOO tired of wearing boots every single day. When fall starts I'm always excited "Oh yay, cute boots time!" but by the time March rolls around I am over it. Today I finally got to wear a pair of cute flats instead and I am a happy girl.

[lemoncupcake]

Middle finger to my H for telling me the past year that a robot vacuum wouldn't work and would be a waste of money. I just bought one last week and it's GLORIOUS. He's even now admitting that I was right.