It's Friday: Confess all the things 03/13

[littlemissmarla]

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

[bullybutt]

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

"Roy, you are such a pain in my ass!"

[littlemissmarla]

Mar 13, 2015 11:28:24 GMT -5 bullybutt said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

"Roy, you are such a pain in my ass!"

[rlb]

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

FFFC: Both DH and I have normal-people names for our sexual organs and frequently refer to them, at times even in the company of others.  It's a fun game.  (We're all past the point of TMI, right?)

[littlemissmarla]

Mar 13, 2015 11:33:29 GMT -5 rlb said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

FFFC: Both DH and I have normal-people names for our sexual organs and frequently refer to them, at times even in the company of others.  It's a fun game.  (We're all past the point of TMI, right?)

Haha I think TMI went out the window a long time ago! 

[lucanjo14]

Mar 13, 2015 11:33:29 GMT -5 rlb said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

FFFC: Both DH and I have normal-people names for our sexual organs and frequently refer to them, at times even in the company of others.  It's a fun game.  (We're all past the point of TMI, right?)

This is hilarious.

[Lola]

Mar 13, 2015 11:33:29 GMT -5 rlb said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

FFFC: Both DH and I have normal-people names for our sexual organs and frequently refer to them, at times even in the company of others.  It's a fun game.  (We're all past the point of TMI, right?)

Its only not TMI if you tell us the names

[walterjenne]

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

+1 but mine is referred to as Hermy. Why won't it just go away!

[littlemissmarla]

Mar 13, 2015 11:44:38 GMT -5 walterjenne said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

+1 but mine is referred to as Hermy. Why won't it just go away!

I think we're being punished.

Roy hates going to the gym with me, hate's me after I've had my morning coffee... he's just an all around asshole kind of guy.

[Deleted]

I have never plucked or waxed my eyebrows before. It's been so wonderful!

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 13, 2015 10:12:13 GMT -5 surfmama106 said:

Mar 13, 2015 8:05:57 GMT -5 Leapinglizards said:

I smell DD's dirty diapers once they are wrapped up

Oh god... I take a huge wiff even before I wrap it up. And each time I do I'm like "eww that smells awful why did I do that!?" And then I proceed to do it again the next time. (Hangs head in shame)

Hey if more then one person does it it makes it totally normal ......right?? Haha

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 13, 2015 10:55:09 GMT -5 liziz said:

FFFC: My week without H at home has actually been relatively easy, but I'm still going out with my friends tonight (after bedtime), and probably taking some baby free time tomorrow, and during next week to make up for it.

It always sucks when they come home and it messes up your whole routine

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

Liking for the naming of the hemorrhoid not the hemorrhoid itself

Do you tell him Roy is the only one allowed near your behind?

[littlemissmarla]

FFFC2: I gained 80lbs between fertility treatment and pregnancy. I want to get the gastric sleeve where they remove 50% of your stomach but I feel like I will need the rest of my stomach during my life. I'm also afraid of it causing problems for future TTC or pregnancy but I'm so tired of gaining and losing weight.

On the flip side I'm back at the gym and I know I will feel better if I lose it on my own rather than surgery. I've done it before I can do it again!

[Leapinglizards]

I am not supposed to have the dogs in my parents house. They are supposed to stay in the garage. It's too much work to let them out with DD and I feel bad for them so I sneak them in while my mom is at work

I'm a teenager again

[soon2bmrsn]

Mar 13, 2015 11:47:40 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:25:33 GMT -5 littlemissmarla said:

I still have a PP internal hemorrhoid that annoys the shit out of me and won't leave. I've named him Roy and DH and I refer to him by name.

I don't think mine is gone either. I've had it since 27 weeks pregnant. Hadn't considered a name haha.

It makes me feel so much better to read that I'm not the only one still suffering. I think mine is going to require surgery at some point. Yuck!

[Lola]

Mar 13, 2015 12:47:05 GMT -5 soon2bmrsn said:

Mar 13, 2015 11:47:40 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

I don't think mine is gone either. I've had it since 27 weeks pregnant. Hadn't considered a name haha.

It makes me feel so much better to read that I'm not the only one still suffering. I think mine is going to require surgery at some point. Yuck!

Youre not alone. I have one that i need to have surgery for. 

[dawnfire]

Mar 13, 2015 8:08:17 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Sometimes when I pee in the middle of the night, I don't flush the toilet because I'm so terrified it will wake the baby.


I flush it in the morning once she's awake.

I do that but because the dogs will bark.  They will bark as if some ungodly terror is running amok in our house.  And that will wake the baby, and then there will be mommyrage.

[dawnfire]

Mar 13, 2015 10:03:44 GMT -5 lucanjo14 said:

My fffc: I let the diaper genie get filled to the brim and then ask DH to change it. I legit cannot figure the damn thing out.

Damn it.  My FFFC is it's trash day and I totally forgot to get the diapers out with the trash.  Because my DH NEVER takes them out.  Ever.  Erg.

[jnnfrrose6]

Mar 13, 2015 13:57:22 GMT -5 dawnfire said:

Mar 13, 2015 8:08:17 GMT -5 ladytiffany24 said:

Sometimes when I pee in the middle of the night, I don't flush the toilet because I'm so terrified it will wake the baby.


I flush it in the morning once she's awake.

I do that but because the dogs will bark.  They will bark as if some ungodly terror is running amok in our house.  And that will wake the baby, and then there will be mommyrage.

Mine aren't allowed on the furniture in my parents' homes. We go often to the cabin with out my parents so the dogs are always on the furniture. 

[lea]

My hemorrhoid is simply referred to as MotherFucker. I've had one ever since freshman year of college when I was poop shy in the communal bathrooms. It just got worse with kids and I know it will require surgery some day if I want to get rid of it. It was so bad after I pushed DS1 out even the veteran nurse was grossed out by it.

[dawnfire]

FFFC #2 or 3: I can't figure out if my contacts are in the wrong eye or not. Things are slightly blurry either way. I'm hoping it's not the cleaner I used on them yesterday since I haven't been able to hear a thing from my eye doctor's contact office in three days.

[Liv]

Oh! Another! I haven't changed out of the clothes I slept in last night. Put on mascara.... Didn't change my outfit.

[mamanorris]

My husband calls my hemi a tail. He asks me if I am wagging my tail when I am happy.