MBF- 3/16 edition

[jnnfrrose6]

One of my project managers wants to add +$100,000 of cost to the bill I'm working on which basically means I have to redo all of the work I did on Friday on it.

[lucanjo14]

Baby got big sister and I both sick. He's still congested and has a cough but is acting pretty much ok. But now my daughter is staying home from school and feels miserable. I feel pretty crummy too and just want to crawl into bed. Hoping some warmer weather comes and all these germs go away.

[Leapinglizards]

My nipples hurt so bad I had a hard time sleeping last night. They throb and feel like raw flesh. She decided she won't take a paci and only my nipple will do.

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 16, 2015 9:35:21 GMT -5 @zerozeroone said:

What is so hard about punching in and out properly, hourly employees? I need a donut.

You would have hated me I could never remember.

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 16, 2015 8:20:49 GMT -5 @iheartmyshiba said:

#1 (because I am sure there are more to follow): dear construction workers next door, why are you howling like a cowboy periodically. I have a sick, sleeping child.

Could you talk to the foreman? They should acquiesce to a request not to howl unnecessarily

[lea]

I decided last night I need to cut back on my caffeine consumption. Then the baby woke up every couple hours, DH let his freaking Eye of the Tiger alarm go off 3x between 5:30 and 6, then DS1 woke up and came into my bed at 6:15 where he sniffled and coughed all over me.

Needless to say, caffeine reduction is not happening today.

[honeybee434]

jlhv1909 Wins Monday morning. I don't feel like I have as much room to complain after reading those.

Eff you trees and your pollen. This running nose and drainage are making me feel sick.

[liziz]

jlhv1909, you win for sure! Hope today gets better!

H came back from his work trip last week sick I told him to remember how shitty he feels (even after taking day quil) when I have this next week and can't take anything. So looking forward to actual medicine next flu season - it's been too long!

[sararl07]

I ate donuts....I won't be able to complain about my weight for the next week.

[sararl07]

Looking at my GIF...what show is that from? That lady has serious issues

[lea]

I'm already having a serious case of the sads thinking about cutting back my calorie consumption when I wean. I can't remember if my appetite went back to normal after I weaned DS1 or if I'm still going to want to eat all the food all day long like I do now because I'm used to it.

[rlb]

Mar 16, 2015 12:12:26 GMT -5 lea said:

I'm already having a serious case of the sads thinking about cutting back my calorie consumption when I wean. I can't remember if my appetite went back to normal after I weaned DS1 or if I'm still going to want to eat all the food all day long like I do now because I'm used to it.

+1

[rlb]

Dear Restaurants,

If someone is ordering a salad, it's more than likely because they are being cognizant of their health and/or caloric intake. Giving a salad with just as much cheese as lettuce is not conducive. Or nice.

Eff off.

Healthy Regards,
Rachel

[lucanjo14]

DD's best friend has lice, her mom called and told me today. She was at our house Saturday. I'm going to treat all of our heads and wash all the sheets/pillows/clothes just in case. Ugh.

[rlb]

Dear DH,

I was really uncool of you to use my love of trivia to lure me into working a Chamber Trivia Night for our company instead of participating in it like you told me.

Kinds Regards,
Your Mads with a touch of Sads Wife

[surfmama106]

AF is here and I'm dying. Only my second PP and the pain brings me back to my pitocin contractions.

Also I'm super hormonal and cried all the way to work because I'm missing DD like whoa.

And my self contained 9th grader were acting like no one took their meds today. I need a drink, a Xanax, and a Vicodin to get to the end of this day.

[Liv]

Mar 16, 2015 11:42:12 GMT -5 sararl07 said:

Looking at my GIF...what show is that from? That lady has serious issues

I think it's Dance Moms...? They're all psychos.

[Liv]

Mar 16, 2015 12:16:44 GMT -5 rlb said:

Mar 16, 2015 12:12:26 GMT -5 lea said:

I'm already having a serious case of the sads thinking about cutting back my calorie consumption when I wean. I can't remember if my appetite went back to normal after I weaned DS1 or if I'm still going to want to eat all the food all day long like I do now because I'm used to it.

+1

Uh yeah. I kept eating as a pregnant/nursing lady after Junie decided she was done with me and my weight definitely went up. I think my body recalibrated but it was a little scary for a while. 

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 16, 2015 12:40:52 GMT -5 surfmama106 said:

AF is here and I'm dying. Only my second PP and the pain brings me back to my pitocin contractions.

Also I'm super hormonal and cried all the way to work because I'm missing DD like whoa.

And my self contained 9th grader were acting like no one took their meds today. I need a drink, a Xanax, and a Vicodin to get to the end of this day.

Sending you a virtual drink wish I could send a real one

[Leapinglizards]

Mar 16, 2015 12:56:29 GMT -5 jlhv1909 said:

sararl07, Dance Moms


OMG- I don't wanna win, but HOLY CRAPBALLS

Just got observed for the first time this year....

How did it go?

[GrrArgh]

Tried to make an appointment to get my thyroid checked and they are scheduling for late June....uhm no.

[soon2bmrsn]

I have so much to do (SAHM busy work/phone calls/cleaning) but it's sooooo nice out! So far today, I've gone running with my neighbor and taken the kids to the park for a picnic and playing (also with my neighbor and her girls). That's it. It's 3:15. I haven't showered, I haven't even thought about dinner, there are about a zillion dishes to do, etc. DD is currently nursing/dozing on me and the boys are having quiet time. When they get up, I'll want to take them back outside and I'll still be unshowered. Ah, well. Spring is here! I'm never going to clean/cook again! I guess I'll have to hope for a rainy day this week so I can do something besides hang out outside.

Oh, and also. My parents visited yesterday and annoyed the shit out of me. But they always do. GRRR.

[soon2bmrsn]

Mar 16, 2015 12:32:06 GMT -5 lucanjo14 said:

DD's best friend has lice, her mom called and told me today. She was at our house Saturday. I'm going to treat all of our heads and wash all the sheets/pillows/clothes just in case. Ugh.

This is one of my biggest fears. I hope they don't find you!!!!!

[gingergrant]

Mar 16, 2015 11:41:14 GMT -5 sararl07 said:

I ate donuts....I won't be able to complain about my weight for the next week.

That is the best gif ever. I wish my refrigerator had a screen so that I could make it play this constantly.

[sararl07]

gingergrant,
You are brilliant

I bought a chip clip in the shape of a cow and that mooed when you open it as a detriment...it didn't work and also just alerted my husband when I was snacking on chips.

[sararl07]

gingergrant,
You are brilliant

I bought a chip clip in the shape of a cow and that mooed when you open it as a detriment...it didn't work and also just alerted my husband when I was snacking on chips.

[lucanjo14]

Mar 16, 2015 15:03:14 GMT -5 Cdnfroggy said:

I feel so sick I had to call DH to come home and take care of LO because I can't. Stupid ear/strep thing

Hope you feel better!

[lucanjo14]

@soontobemrsn: sounds like you are having a perfect day to me, I'm jealous!

[huggabunch]

Mar 16, 2015 11:41:14 GMT -5 sararl07 said:

I ate donuts....I won't be able to complain about my weight for the next week.

Dance Moms I'm pretty sure. Which is unfortunately shot just a few miles from me. Those moms and the instructor are NUTS!

[dawnfire]

Mar 16, 2015 12:18:41 GMT -5 rlb said:

Dear Restaurants,

If someone is ordering a salad, it's more than likely because they are being cognizant of their health and/or caloric intake. Giving a salad with just as much cheese as lettuce is not conducive. Or nice.

Eff off.

Healthy Regards,
Rachel

That's the kind of salad I make for myself.  If a "salad" could be garnished with cake and cookies without making it disgusting, I'd do that, too.

I fail at healthy eating.