Mouths of Babes...

[trixi282]

I LOVE hearing the funny things these kiddos come up with.  Whether it's a mispronunciation, a random comment, or just something super funny - I want to hear them!

This post brought to you by my J12 FB post this weekend, and the fact that J did/said something super cute this weekend....

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[trixi282]

J LOVES to go get daddy water (IL's have a mini fridge for drinks and cases of water in a closet in the basement). So H says, I'm going to get a water, and she says "No me do it!"

She goes downstairs and yells "It not open" so daddy yells down, "It's ok, just get one from the case on the floor" "Ok daddy, I get blabla" (her "water" noise).... she comes up like a minute later, no water in hand, and says:

"I can't do it. Never mind."
Where the heck she got that is beyond me, but it was so cute!

So H goes down and she of course follows (so she can carry it up for him) and he goes into the closet and she heads to the laundry room where there's the stand up freezer... she was trying to open the freezer the whole time, not the mini-fridge. Silly girl.

[summergirl1211]

Haha! I love hearing Riley "discipline" her babies and stuffed animals. One minute she'll be reading them a story and the next minute she'll get all upset. And then I hear some combination of: "No Minnie, we do not bite our friends". "No do that. That's not okay." "Sit in corner. Timeout." I guess she's been listening, right?

[bantyrooster]

Last week I was harping on Gage to go upstairs and get dressed. His answer "No mom, I too busy. My legs broken. "

About a month ago he peed in his high chair. He never has accidents with pee so I asked him why he did it. His answer "I too busy mom! Chicken nuggies so good. "

Also when he really wants something or someone like asap he says (in his best sad voice) "But I LOVE her/him/it".

Overall he is just to busy for a lot of daily tasks and if he loves something enough he believes it should appear or happen asap.

[junkytrunk]

M is always making us laugh. Lately, he has been adding "I said" to end of something. So he will say "I like this one, I said".

I also just love hearing him talk and the things he comes up with. I ask him how his day was when I pick him up and he tells me how he played outside. He also tells me how he told the other little girl not to do things. He's bossy.

[mrsplaydoh]

Dahlia will pronounce balloon like "beeyoon" its so cute.

When I ask her if she needs her diaper changed she typically replies "No, I good"

I put on bright pink lipstick last week and curled my hair then went and sat right in front of her. She looked up at me, looked me over and said "mommy...you look...magical!" i could have died happy at that very moment lol

Also if she is going in her diaper, its obvious by the look on her face and if i see it, i ask her if she is pooping. She then gets very mad and says one of the following things:
NO MOMMY....GO PLAY WITH TOYS
NO MOMMY....GO FINISH YOUR DINNER
NO MOMMY....GO IN THE LIVING ROOM
NO MOMMY....GO SEE JUNO

Ah these kids!!!

[xanthepants]

Cosette likes to glom onto big words or concepts and ask what they mean and then she uses them playing with her toys or in other weird ways. She lately asked what "commitment", "a wake" (as in funeral), "complicated", "in theory", "boring"... So her fairies went to a wake the other day for Daniel Tiger and were very bored. But just in theory. Made me laugh so hard.

She also says Hagburgers. I LOVE this and am never going to correct her.

[bantyrooster]

Lol! I love talking to kids. xanthepants G calls them hamburglers. I love that word anyway a toddler says it. He is also super into emotions and will add "I sad!" Or "I happy too" to pretty much every convo.

[pinkluna]

Poor Liam's had a runny nose forever it seems. The other day he said "oh boogers, they won't leave me alone!"

And when I wanted my phone back from Emma the other day she reminded me I had to share. Also I love the way she says "boo-bellies" for blueberries.

[irish1213]

This is an FB repeat: Jack told me I was a genius the other night followed by "I got nips" and then pulled and twisted his nipples.

[sarasansh]

Robin's become obsessed with beehives lately since they're in a few different books we read. But he says bee-fi instead of beehive and it's super cute. Also if you ask him what the bees are doing he says "Beeing!" Same thing when he saw a concrete mixer the other day--I asked him what it was doing and he said "Concreting!"

His love for the Pigeon books has also been renewed. In The Pigeon Needs a Bath, there's one page where the pigeon asks, "when's the last time YOU had a bath?" And then says "Oh. That was pretty recently." And Robin always says, "When you take bath, Robin?" and then "That pretty recently, Robin!"

[britbratjf]

Dagny loves to ask how our day was at mealtimes. "How your day mommy?" Just makes me smile and melt.

[bliz1712]

Hanna says most of her Fs like an S. In some cases it sounds really cute. I can't get her to change, no matter how much I try to slowly say it and get her to repeat.

The funniest thing she says is either Elizabeth's name or Spongebob Squarepants.

[cookiesandwine]

Sadie finally asked where the baby was going to come out of, and asked if he would one out of my mouth. I said no that he would come out of my lady business (that's what she and H both call it and H refuses to say vagina!)
Anyway she thought that was just hilarious and just kept laughing saying "come out your lady business!!!"

[starfishy]

Mar 16, 2015 18:49:24 GMT -5 cookiesandwine said:

Sadie finally asked where the baby was going to come out of, and asked if he would one out of my mouth. I said no that he would come out of my lady business (that's what she and H both call it and H refuses to say vagina!)
Anyway she thought that was just hilarious and just kept laughing saying "come out your lady business!!!"

When I was pregnant with Tommy my niece asked the same question (at the dinner table at a family dinner). So I answered "at the hospital." She said, "noooo it comes out your butt!! Haha, the baby comes out your butt!" The kid is like a freaking genius but I'm pretty sure she still thinks babies come out of butts since no one has corrected her, that I know of.

[mightybee]

Everything in his world occurred "last night."

I call him "my sweet Dylan" and when I'm lucky he calls me "my sweet mommy." The other times I get "stinky mommy."

I posted this here before, but my all time favorite was when he asked my uncle if he had a big penis.

[laurski81]

Brushing Henry's teeth has become a struggle so we are always trying to find new "fun" ways to go about it. So long story short I found him Snoopy toothbrushes. This lead me to sing "Snoop Doggy...doooooooog" (you all know how it goes) and then my H would howl (the things you do to get your kid to open his mouth so you can brush his teeth). Well Henry loved it and just so long as we sing this song over and over I can brush his teeth. Well my sister called me today to ask me if we were letting Henry listen to Snoop Dog because apparently he just sings that all day now

Oh and he tells me "sweet dreams Mommy" every night before bed.

[paddyb]

Henry just told me I was his best friend. Melt my heart!

[trixi282]

New just tonight: I was telling J to come downstairs to get her shoes on so we could go get our free cone at DQ.. I said "if I have to count to 3, we won't get ice cream"

She calls out from the top of the stairs "I be there in a minute mommy!". Then comes to the stairs (I was sitting at the bottom) and says "I coming mommy, just relax!" Nile holding her hand out like 'stop'.

WTH? I burst out laughing, I couldn't help it!! Apparently H tells her to relax in the morning if she freaks out because she doesn't want to leave.

[cbear]

We were eating dinner and I was talking to H about something at work and I was talking with my hands and Elise says "everybody stop talking!" So we turn and look at her and she holds her hands up and says "caaaalllm down" LOL!

Also, if she is in a loving mood she will hug me and say "you're my adorable mommy" melts me every time!

[somethingcleverer]

We were at Shane's school playing with some blocks they have set up in an area at the front of the school. Aubrey doesn't like to share these blocks. There were other kids playing and she tells one who's younger than her he can't play with them. So he kinda yells back. So aubrey tells the kid, "why don't you just go by your mommy!!" I don't know where she gets this from, my bossy girl.

Also I was talking to H about running with Aubrey while Shane is in school. Aubrey turns to Shane and says, "Sorry you can't go running with my and mommy, just aubrey and mommy can go." I didn't even think she was listening to us!

[mrsrek10]

I love these!

The other night it was so nice outside that I didn't want to stop sitting on my back porch even after DH and JA had gone inside for a dessert. Well, JA didn't like me staying out there bc it was starting to get dark. He came to the back door and we had this convo:

JA, "momma time to come in. It is being dark"
Me, "mommy doesn't want to come in yet I will in a few more minutes."
JA, "momma it is time to come in. It is night time."
Me, *chuckling bc he is so cute and has now put his hands on his hips*
JA. "Momma, make a good choice"
Before I can respond..
JA, "ooonnee (1), twwoo (2), treee (3)" all exaggerated and slow while wiggling his fingers like he is counting on them, with one hand on his hip
I about died at the cuteness so I got up and went in...as I walked passed him coming in the door he patted me and said, "good choice, buddy!" With a big smile

He knows how we roll around here, lol

[shelbylou85]

These are hilarious! Brooklyn cracks us up with something new everyday!  Her newest saying is when she wants to touch my giant preggly belly to say "hi" to baby sister, is "so soft" while she's rubbing it. Then she will pull up her shirt to show her tummy and rub it saying "so soft...it's wonderful...so shiny". No clue where she got the shiny thing! Maybe because I seat a lot? Then she has her bossy saying of "You stay right here, I'll be right back" while she points her finger demandinly and closes me in a room. The kid is a hoot! Love how her little mind works! Oh and can't forget the new bathtime saying of..."Ooooh, so nice and warm"

[aimeefarrahfowler]

Oh everyday it seems like there is something funny this guy says.

Yesterday we were driving and passed by a big medical park and A asks "what is that place?" And I told him, oh, I think it's an office. And he tells me "it's not an office umma, it's just a building" oh excuse me.

The other night I was trying to get him ready for bed and he was being crazy and I told him "come here right now!" And he turns around and says so seriously "calm down, I'm on the phone." I burst out laughing.

xanthepants - he calls them hangaburgers. Or cheeseburger is cheese hangaburger. It's my favorite.

[roo1582]

Sometimes at the dinner table, while DH and I are talking, Kayleigh will turn to us and say "Relax, guys! Relax!" and put her hand up like she's trying to get us to stop.

Yesterday at the dinner table, she took my arm, wrapped it around her shoulders and held my hand. She then proceeded to tell DH that I was her buddy

Kayleigh will also occasionally come up to me and be holding her pointer finger. Then she'll say to me, "Mommy, I got a prize!" Then she'll show me the booger on her finger. And of course she's so excited about it oo. Not sure where she came up with that one from.

[paddyb]

this morning a light burnt out in the bathroom, and Henry said "light out of batteries." When I said we had to get a new one, he said "we got to target"

[somethingcleverer]

I have 2 more. When Aubrey is listing her princesses she always calls Sleeping Beauty "Aurora, Sleeping Beauty"

Along the hamburger lines she calls them "hambungers" I love the way she pronounces that.

[junkytrunk]

M says "hangurbers" and even when we have him say it slowly each syllable, he always comes back to hangerbers.

He also insists that I have a penis. The other day we were driving to breakfast with my mom and step dad and he was saying "Mommy has a penis and daddy and grandpa" And we said "no mommy doesn't have a penis" to which he replied "yes you do!!!" Well this will get awkward someday.

[bliz1712]

I just noticed last night that Hanna adds "super" to something to accentuate it. "Mom, I SUPER tired!" She says it several times a day.

[pinkluna]

Oh this one cracked me up last week: Liam loves his movies but he has trouble saying the spanish word for it (pelicula) so I'm always repeating the correct pronunciation.

L: Mami, quiero ver pakita.
me: Pe-li-cu-la
L: Pa-ki-ta
Me: Pe-li-cu-la
L: MOVIE!!

I don't blame him, lol.