FFFFFFFFFFC

[ironbaby]

The first time H and I had sex, he had an asthma attack, um, at the end. He got up and ran to the bathroom. I thought I had been terrible, and I was SO mad at him for using me like that then just leaving. I didn't know it was asthma until afterwords, but I laid there for several minutes pissed off and upset.

Not a good first time.

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 20, 2015 9:40:14 GMT -5 kellybenelly83 said:

Cooking stresses me out so much more than baking. I can bake anything, ask me to cook a new recipe and watch me freak out.


FFC? I fart allllll day. Every day. I'm the gassiest person I know. I spend half my days hoping no one will walk near my cubicle.

Gas X is my friend. I carry that stuff with me everywhere. In fact my purse is like a pharmacy specifically for gastrointestinal issues. 

[cjchio]

Mar 20, 2015 9:47:02 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:40:14 GMT -5 kellybenelly83 said:

Cooking stresses me out so much more than baking. I can bake anything, ask me to cook a new recipe and watch me freak out.


FFC? I fart allllll day. Every day. I'm the gassiest person I know. I spend half my days hoping no one will walk near my cubicle.

Gas X is my friend. I carry that stuff with me everywhere. In fact my purse is like a pharmacy specifically for gastrointestinal issues. 

Mine too. I feel like a pusher whenever anybody needs something...Whaddaya need? I got gasx, pepto pill and liquid, prilosic, zantac....

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Mar 20, 2015 8:34:12 GMT -5 rooskie said:

Mar 20, 2015 7:31:19 GMT -5 onesweetworld said:

+1

This is me every day. I put it on at night after I shower but always forget to in the morning. I need to bring a stick to work.

I keep one at work because I often forget. I almost forgot this morning as I getting dressed but the confession reminded me.
Thanks!!!

[shemarie82]

Mar 20, 2015 9:32:39 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

I love to bake. It usually isn't stressful at all. Also, I make H sample everything I bake. I almost never eat the finished product, even if it is something I would normally want. I don't know why...

Same, I make it and then don't eat it. 

[shemarie82]

Mar 20, 2015 9:37:10 GMT -5 raelynn71109 said:

Mar 20, 2015 7:38:32 GMT -5 juliayadda said:

If it were a true to the past I would not be wearing microfibre tights since they didn't exist in 1998 (en masse anyway)

I would love this even more if you added a pair of Docs or black combat boots. ;-)

My 15 y/o niece said that she wants combat boots.  I was thinking, girl you don't know shit about combat boots unless you lived through the 90's.

[shemarie82]

Mar 20, 2015 9:40:16 GMT -5 SheilaTheTank said:

UO: I like gay porn and have absolutely no interest in lesbian porn. I think women in porn are annoying as hell and I want them to STFU.

+1

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Mar 20, 2015 9:29:38 GMT -5 joy said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:23:35 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

 Baking stresses me out a little. 

Cooking stresses me out immensely.  The mess!  The wondering if anything you slaved over actually tastes good in the end.  Newp.

H cooks because I get so overwhelmed when trying to time food so it's done at (or around) the same time.

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Mar 20, 2015 9:51:17 GMT -5 shemarie82 said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:37:10 GMT -5 raelynn71109 said:

I would love this even more if you added a pair of Docs or black combat boots. ;-)

My 15 y/o niece said that she wants combat boots.  I was thinking, girl you don't know shit about combat boots unless you lived through the 90's.

My docs are from 2001. Only because my lab was teething and ate my original pair. I was so upset when I found that he had turned my boot into a clog.

[rooskie]

Mar 20, 2015 9:13:35 GMT -5 joy said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:11:45 GMT -5 icequeen said:

I hope my FFFC doesn't gross y'all out too much... Backstory: I have been constipated for last few days ever since I had that minor food poisoning so I took some of DD's Miralax last night. I got up feeling just fine this morning and went for a run around 4:30. About 10 minutes in, I had to go to the bathroom SO BADLY, and I was already more than a mile away from my house, so I crouched behind some shrubbery and prayed that no one would drive by. It was really early and dark and the homes are far apart so I thought I was in the clear. Thank GOD I always carry tissues. UUGGHHHHHHH.

If it makes you feel any better, this is a common common common problem with runners.  You aren't the first and you certainly won't be the last!

This is the reason I'm terrified to run outside/in races.

[icaughtfire]

Mar 20, 2015 9:38:14 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:33:59 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Confession worthy.

I have sex dreams about 2 people. DH and Robert Pattinson. 

This makes me realize I've never had a sex dream that involved my husband. Ever. I've had maaaaaaany sex dreams but I bang him regularly, I don't need to do it in my dreams too.

[ruthgoose]

Mar 20, 2015 9:38:03 GMT -5 treble said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:37:01 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Apparently treble is #teamjacob.

I'm team MAN. Neither of them is a man.

And both are hideous.

I have to support this, not a fan of Robert Pattinson.  He's way too girl for me

[ruthgoose]

Mar 20, 2015 9:38:14 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:33:59 GMT -5 starbuck27 said:

Confession worthy.

I have sex dreams about 2 people. DH and Robert Pattinson. 

HA I have sex dreams about all the wrong stinking people.  The only good ones include DH, but there's been ex ones, even one with a friend of mine.  I hate those dreams

[ldubhawksfan]

Mar 20, 2015 6:36:54 GMT -5 kariann12 said:

I accidentally set my dildo on my phone last night during sexy time, and made a mental note to clean my phone screen after we were done. As I'm riding to work this morning looking at the dried goo on my screen I realized I forgot.

DED.

Seriously, you ladies have come out swinging the last two weeks. How is someone to compete with that confession!!?

[samanthasays]

Mar 20, 2015 6:11:33 GMT -5 youdontsay said:

I forgot to put deodorant on this morning.

When I worked in an office I became close friends with a coworker. I would borrow the deodorant she kept in her gym bag at least once a month. Sharing is caring?

[♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪]

Mar 20, 2015 9:21:38 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

Mar 20, 2015 8:32:51 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

They'll just think you're a vampire.

OMG, this is so fucking funny. I'm in the "WTF?" camp on these books and movies. I read the books, but it was SOOO hard to finish the last one.

Seriously, this gif is cracking me up!!!

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Mar 20, 2015 10:23:19 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:21:38 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

OMG, this is so fucking funny. I'm in the "WTF?" camp on these books and movies. I read the books, but it was SOOO hard to finish the last one.

Seriously, this gif is cracking me up!!!

Oh man, I definitely drank the Twilight Koolaid and was obsessed with the books. After I finished them and stepped away for about a year, I just felt dirty and used. 

[SheilaTheTank]

Mar 20, 2015 10:23:19 GMT -5 ♪♫choppinbroccoli♫♪ said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:21:38 GMT -5 risscaboobs said:

OMG, this is so fucking funny. I'm in the "WTF?" camp on these books and movies. I read the books, but it was SOOO hard to finish the last one.

Seriously, this gif is cracking me up!!!

I'm finding that I have this problem with a lot of book series now. What I wouldn't give for some quality writing and a solid story line that isn't super convoluted or cookie cutter. 

[rablissful]

Mar 20, 2015 8:55:18 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

UO I guess, but I don't think millimeter314 did anything wrong.

I don't think she did either. When I read the original post I thought "Go mama! Get that me time!"

[peaseblossom55]

Confession 1: I'm really wishing that we were still on vacation and it's snowing today,
Confession 2: the closer it gets to my planned testing date the more I don't want to test. I really fear the disappointment,

[icaughtfire]

Mar 20, 2015 10:31:44 GMT -5 rablissful said:

Mar 20, 2015 8:55:18 GMT -5 ironbaby said:

UO I guess, but I don't think millimeter314 did anything wrong.

I don't think she did either. When I read the original post I thought "Go mama! Get that me time!"

You're apparently missing the whole point as well, but whatevs.

[sdchick]

Mar 20, 2015 10:04:57 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:38:14 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

I have sex dreams about 2 people. DH and Robert Pattinson. 

This makes me realize I've never had a sex dream that involved my husband. Ever. I've had maaaaaaany sex dreams but I bang him regularly, I don't need to do it in my dreams too.

Me neither. 

[SheilaTheTank]

People in my office are arguing about whether the toilet paper should go over or under.

UO: I don't give a damn which way it goes. I just care that there is toilet paper there when I need it.

[risscaboobs]

FFFC: I still love the Twilight books. The movies..... meh.

[rablissful]

Mar 20, 2015 10:35:31 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Mar 20, 2015 10:31:44 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I don't think she did either. When I read the original post I thought "Go mama! Get that me time!"

You're apparently missing the whole point as well, but whatevs.

No, I get why people could be upset by the wording and how it's a little convoluted, that it sounded like she lied, that people are upset about the "success" but I didn't read it the way others did. I read it as a mom taking a break for a little while.

[rablissful]

Mar 20, 2015 9:29:38 GMT -5 joy said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:23:35 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

 Baking stresses me out a little. 

Cooking stresses me out immensely.  The mess!  The wondering if anything you slaved over actually tastes good in the end.  Newp.

I do one of two things when I'm stressed:
1. Bake
2. Clean

If my house is clean you know I'm probably stressed out or upset. Ditto if there's a fresh batch of cookies. You don't want to know wtf is going on if my house is clean AND there is a batch of cookies or something. The morning after we got the news of my mc I cleaned the shit out of my house because my sister was going to come up to stay with me. My SO was mad. I told him that I WOULD bake but the kitchen was a disaster and I couldn't.

I look at recipes like science labs. If I can figure those out, I can sure as hell figure out a recipe. I love to cook (on top of baking) and love trying new recipes!

[joy]

Mar 20, 2015 10:50:49 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I look at recipes like science labs.

My husband thinks that I should like cooking because it's like science.

But, no.  It feels like I'm at work all over again.  I can only handle troubleshooting so many parts of my life.  I'm paid to troubleshoot experiments so that's where I put that energy.  Ha.

[rablissful]

Mar 20, 2015 10:58:17 GMT -5 joy said:

Mar 20, 2015 10:50:49 GMT -5 rablissful said:

I look at recipes like science labs.

My husband thinks that I should like cooking because it's like science.

But, no.  It feels like I'm at work all over again.  I can only handle troubleshooting so many parts of my life.  I'm paid to troubleshoot experiments so that's where I put that energy.  Ha.

I can see that side of it as well

I only use recipes that are generally in a cookbook or have raving reviews online. I can count the times I have totally screwed something up (or that tasted HORRENDOUS) on one hand. The screw ups were generally due to me trying to do too much at once because I was rushing.

[sdchick]

FFFC: I'm totally fascinated by the Duggars. I have such a love/hate feeling towards them.

[singingsea]

Mar 20, 2015 10:04:57 GMT -5 icaughtfire said:

Mar 20, 2015 9:38:14 GMT -5 diamondsndaisies said:

I have sex dreams about 2 people. DH and Robert Pattinson. 

This makes me realize I've never had a sex dream that involved my husband. Ever. I've had maaaaaaany sex dreams but I bang him regularly, I don't need to do it in my dreams too.

Same. I have had dreams where he's tried to eat my face. We watch too many zombie shows.