So THAT happened

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I was just at the grocery store picking up one or two items and remembered I needed so witch hazel wipe pads because hemorrhoids,yo.  I'm wandering slowly in the medication aisle because, honestly, I'm not even sure where I would find those when I was approached by the 21ish year old male kid that works there. He asked me if I needed help finding anything  and I just said "witch hazel."   And of course he had no clue what that was so he asked me what I needed it for so he could point me in the right direction.   Ummmmmmm...... Yeah I don't even know what else it's used for, if I'm being honest,, so I couldn't even lie.   I started at him blankly, stammered incoherently, and then blurted out "that's ok.  I don't really need it right now," and then turned around and walked off.... quickly.    I couldn't say it.   50 year old woman, no problem.   21ish year old guy, nope! I just couldn't. 

Any embarrassing tales of pregnancy woes to share?

[mrsdee1982]

I peed myself at DSW shoes today. So you know, I've got that going for me.

[pghtruelove]

Mine is similar to mrsdee1982
I was at Walmart and had to pee super bad. I went to be bathroom and it was being cleaned and as I'm standing waiting for it to be done, I sneeze and piss everywhere. Left my full cart and cried my way home.