Can your LO do calculus?

[vasc]

Just thought I'd lighten things up here.

I'm sure all of our LOs have their strengths.

[42butterflies]

Ha - no, but she can drop it like it's hot whenever the hot dog dance comes on. I think that may get her farther one day.

[cynthia2007]

Calculus...a breeze. Physics is a fun hobby for her

[musicalsilver]

We've been focused on physics here. Primarily observing changes in velocity in relation to variable weights and forces. So mostly algebra here so far ;-)

[sctiger]

Yep, and she's picked up trig too

[cricket]

No calculus, but he does a pretty epic touchdown dance that includes a super cute butt wiggle.

[stargazer763]

IFL you guys!

[lioness13]

You guys are cracking me up!!!

[megaroo64]

Well--- my kid is as a horrible disadvantage considering I can't do calculus. He does a mean train impression- is that an employable skill??

[phishgirl]

As a math major who graduated college 12 years ago and has been teaching middle school math for the last 10 years, Im not even sure I can anymore!!! We stick to algebra in these parts!

[bcandlm]

Jan 19, 2015 19:31:46 GMT -5 42butterflies said:

Ha - no, but she can drop it like it's hot whenever the hot dog dance comes on. I think that may get her farther one day.

+1! This boy loves to shake his booty!

[workinit]

Jan 19, 2015 19:31:46 GMT -5 42butterflies said:

Ha - no, but she can drop it like it's hot whenever the hot dog dance comes on. I think that may get her farther one day.

I think our kids need a dance off! D brings down the house for the hot dog dance!

[islandgirl14]

G is preparing our tax return this year... Calculus?! Pssh... That shitz a breeze!

[ordinaryme]

E isn't a huge fan of math, but she digs Chemistry. She's has the periodic table memorized.

[workinit]

In honor of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. D just recited the "I Have a Dream" speech.

[stargazer763]

Jan 19, 2015 20:26:22 GMT -5 workinit said:

Jan 19, 2015 19:31:46 GMT -5 42butterflies said:

Ha - no, but she can drop it like it's hot whenever the hot dog dance comes on. I think that may get her farther one day.

I think our kids need a dance off! D brings down the house for the hot dog dance!

+1 more on the dancer. G was just shaking his booty to the Kinks. I'm thinking he'll be this:

[ciahanna]

Oh come on, you guys are WAAAYYY behind! NASA just called for Gia today! It was nap time so I had to decline

[42butterflies]

Jan 19, 2015 20:26:22 GMT -5 workinit said:

Jan 19, 2015 19:31:46 GMT -5 42butterflies said:

Ha - no, but she can drop it like it's hot whenever the hot dog dance comes on. I think that may get her farther one day.

I think our kids need a dance off! D brings down the house for the hot dog dance!

CHALLENGE!!!

[michelin82]

He knows his calculus. U + Me = Us

[sympkin]

Entirely possible because I don't think I would recognize calculus if I saw it. Trig was as far as I was gonna get.

[workinit]

42butterflies

[42butterflies]

workinit

[bcandlm]

I don't know; I think my LO has you both beat on the dancing front. He's all--



ETA: Boo, why isn't my Ron Swanson dancing? Is he moving for any of you?

[michelin82]

^ Pleeeeeease tell me someone gets my reference above!

[workinit]

42butterflies

:::drops microphone:::

[cricket]

[cynthia2007]

Jan 19, 2015 20:12:18 GMT -5 phishgirl said:

As a math major who graduated college 12 years ago and has been teaching middle school math for the last 10 years, Im not even sure I can anymore!!! We stick to algebra in these parts!

phishgirl, will you stay on this board forever so that we can lean on you when it's time for our LO's to do math the new way they are teaching???

[lizzybizzy]

Jan 19, 2015 21:08:27 GMT -5 bcandlm said:

I don't know; I think my LO has you both beat on the dancing front. He's all--



ETA: Boo, why isn't my Ron Swanson dancing? Is he moving for any of you?

I love drunk dancing Ron, I switched to web view for the full effect

[musicalsilver]

Jan 19, 2015 20:25:29 GMT -5 thelorax said:

Jan 19, 2015 20:05:10 GMT -5 mcbush said:

No L is a sensitive budding artist. She just wants to color all day. But she is already copying some monet and Van Gogh.

My kid just eats crayons. I'm really suprised she doesn't poop blue wax. 

Lolz.  After finding some orange crayon stuck in LO's molars after daycare the other day, the diaper the next morning definitely had some orange bits in it.  It certainly passes on through.

[momofcatan]

ded. from all of this.